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@nancywheelesbian
i need more ST moots! so hiiiiiii, I’m an 18+ blog (no minors please) mostly focused on Steddie (and living in a world where Eddie’s alive and they get to coparent the Party) but also very interested in Ronance and Lumax! I enjoy Byler but am also captaining the Will x Dustin tugboat and I’m weirdly invested in it!
I’ve only got one fic up right now but I’ve got MANY more ideas!
Eddie: My friends are asking why I suddenly go to the gym every day after years of calling it stupid
Eddie: Respectfully, my boyfriend is a former jock smokeshow. He’s dated some of the hottest guys in Hawkins. I can’t be walking around looking like his emotional support goblin
my new favorite micro-trope is Eddie worrying that Steve’s gonna have a gay freak out bc he’s his first guy. so he goes to Great Lengths to keep his dick away from him when they fuck
Nancy: You deserve a reward for putting up with me.
Robin: You are my reward.
*meanwhile*
Steve: You deserve a reward for putting up with me.
Eddie: True, you can be really difficult at times.
Steve: Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know!
Eddie: The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus.
Steve: Stop.
Eddie: Steve told me I was found in a KFC bucket next to a dumpster and I was rescued.
Max: You probably were.
Eddie: Oh crap, maybe that's the reason why. Maybe my lackluster feelings towards their fried chicken is because subconsciously I'm reliving the trauma whenever I see their trademark bucket. My brain and cognitive dissonance won't let me completely lie to myself and say I hate their food, because fried chicken is great and I want some now, instead it just steers me away. Thank you for helping to guide me towards this epiphany, perhaps now the healing can begin.
Eddie: Do not come over to my house. If the house is on fire you may knock once, if I don’t answer assume I set the fire and I want to burn to death.
Eddie: Do you know a turtles only weakness?
Steve: No... well, their slowness.
Eddie: Their weaknesss is they can't roll over when they are on their backs.
Eddie: Now I have a plan.
Eddie: If I duct tape two turtles together, they'll be unstoppable.
When one of the kids says something funny/does something to make steddie proud, they'll say "I like you, I'm taking you in the divorce"
The kids are always like "????"
But it's Steve and Eddies favourite bit
YES
Dustin gets very distressed every time, Max usually says something along the lines of “clearly there’s gonna be a fight over me”, Mike says the day can’t come fast enough
Robin and Dustin being Steve and Eddies referee during arguments. Dustin made little cards and everything
Dustin is not gonna let them break up on his watch he’s getting them through those arguments!
Robin just likes the chaos
In the single dad AU Eddie tried a sexy nickname for Steve like "papi"
Steve got icked out IMMEDIATELY. "Dude. I'm a dad. Like a real one. You can't call me something like that when we're you know"
REALLLLLLLL
the boys get bullied a ton but I kinda want to play with max getting bullied. because teenage girl bullying is SO insidious and traumatizing high school girls are truly a different BREED when they don’t like you. and surely at least one of the basketball guys has a freshman aged sister who will take up the family grudges (like Lucas and Erica but evil)
the dynamic I’m obsessed with lately is Eddie who fully believes Steve’s had so much bad luck in love that he’s settling for him. “He’s so far out of my league it’s crazy but he knows I’m completely infatuated with him and that’s what he needs more then anything else right now, someone who’s 100% into him even if he doesn’t feel the same way”. So Eddie resolves to be the best boyfriend ever so that when someone Steve really loves comes along, he’s in a headspace to actually feel like he can be with them
Steve, an aggressive morning person, cooks breakfast and Eddie, practically a vampire due to his sleep schedule, cooks dinner. That is all.
REAL AND CORRECT
Steve cooking breakfast at like 7am after his morning run and Eddie’s like. babe the sun’s not even up
“But I made pancakes 🥺🥺”
“…..fine I’m getting up”
Tell me about your plethora of Wayne crackships. (There is a Wayne/Lonnie wip out there somewhere that is like. 99% my fault and 1% because when I said “lol I dare you” they took the dare.)
(okay i definitely want to hear more about THAT)
My number one is Wayne x Murray. I was joking and then it became not a joke. Murray trying to get Steddie together because it’s his thing and runs up against Wayne trying to make sure they don’t get together because he doesn’t trust Steve. And them repeatedly cancelling each other out turns into a grumpy loner x loud annoying showboater guy romcom
Then there’s Wayne and Claudia because I think Dustin’s reaction to him and Eddie being ACTUAL brothers would be precious.
And one person said Wayne and Susan which immediately made me think “Max trying to set them up when they move bc she’s bored”
Additions from the notes
—Wayne/Benny is apparently a thing and I’m HERE for it
—Wayne and Claudia would be the couple who terrorizes every Republican in Hawkins
—If Wayne and Susan were a thing Dustin would be the #1 objector because Max would start calling Eddie her brother and he’d be like “no???? He was my brother figure first???? I’m the only only child in the group I deserve a sibling????”
Eddie: I know you Google your high school boyfriend, but don’t tell me that
Steve: It’s because he cheated on me, and I like that he’s ugly now!
Steve and Eddie IKEA date, where Steve is tightly holding Eddie's hand to stop him from getting lost, and Eddie dragging Steve away from the nursery/kids section before he can get ideas
oh 100%. Eddie WILL get lost in a big box store if he isn’t being watched. King of wandering off. Steve wants to get a leash to put on the chain on Eddie’s jeans to drag him around.
Steve would LOVE the nursery section he’s fantasizing so hard about those 6 nuggets. But also the housing section in general is a lot of “hey Eddie what do you think about this for when we move in together”
(Eddie’s distracted by the spinny chairs and meatballs)