According to National Geographic, this is what the average American will look like in the year 2050
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According to National Geographic, this is what the average American will look like in the year 2050
stop replacing mirrors with âyou look fineâ signs i know i look fine thatâs why i want to look in the mirror
If I ever get married the front row of seats is going to be reserved for puppies
I know having a bf/gf etc isnt important but when no one crushes on u u cant help but wonder âwhats wrong with me â âmaybe im meaner than i thoughtâ âhow ugly AM iâ âits because of my body its totally my bodyâ i think its only natural as humans that we seek approval it kind of sucks
Mario Lopez just went in on these white devils and consequently became one of my faves
do you ever feel like your friendship with someone has an expiration date
senior graduation
me: what are taxes and how do I pay them?
school system: worry not
school system: mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
he tied a usb cord around his head to act like he had hair
the creativity
i hope this kid gets his own movie soon
âToo busy takin a selfishâ đ
the way Portia is looking at Ellen kills me
âlook at this fucking nerd im so glad i married her
If you say this episode didnât change your life you are a liar
i think the coolest thing would be to see a new color
right so theres this thing called the bullet shrimpÂ
and not only are these things totally badass and stylish
they have 16 colour cones in their vision
us humans only have 3
these things can literally see over 5 times as many colours as we can
literally they can look at what we would see as a completely black space and see thousands of colours we donât even know exist
do you understand how fuCKING COOL THAT IS
not only that but they can punch a hole in an aquarium tank.
thatâs pretty fucking radical.
not only punching through aquarium walls too
these little demon-spawn can punch so hard and so fast that
IT BREAKS WATER PHYSICS
their punches cause water to boil and create a bubble underwater, which kills its prey if it has contact with it, cooking them from the outside
BUT IT DOESNâT EVEN NEED TO MAKE CONTACT
the collapsing bubble sends out a shockwave strong enough to kill anything in a 10 cm diameter due to pure pressureÂ
this fabulous sob is death incarnate and donât forget that Â
Even better - the inside of that little bubble before it collapses is over 400 million degrees Kelvin, hotter than the surface of the Sun.
Minions literally put the worst kind of rage in my heart, I dont need this, but there is their goddamn yellow tube ass face staring at me, and now theyre being put with Middle Aged White Mom Quotes, this has gone too fucking far, Im blowing up every fucking thing on the earth to prevent this from continuing any longer, yes we will all die, but we will all finally be fucking free
a 90âs kid? donât you mean sad adult?
70,000 people have reblogged this but no one is trying to defend themselves
There is nothing to defend
#i read a post once that described 90s kids as the generation of nostalgia #because so much technological advancement happened in such a rapid timeframe when we were growing up #that we can clearly remember having technologies that are now obsolete #like going from a corded hugeass phone to a small computer in your pocket just within our formative years is a major thing #and it sparks a nostalgia for our seemly âsimplerâ childhoods #because so much rapid development makes it seem like it was a lot longer ago than it actually was (x)
HE WAS BORN WITH THE FUCKING OPPORTUNITY AND HE TOOK IT
AU where people age until they reach 18 and then stop aging until they meet their soul mate so they can grow old together.