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RP blog for Phil Coulson

[michals]

Manueluv and I are convinced Agent K is Coulson’s father. Hell, MIB is even owned by Marvel. 

[euclase-deactivated20120926]

I agree with this.

[soundcheckyrself-blog]

[mysticorset]

Hm, yes. I will accept this.

[pugsarelub]

YES ACCEPTABLE HEADCANON

[gabrielesque]

well i just shit myself

[nannycoulson-blog]

ooc: Please?

[nannycoulson-blog]

Agent Coulson, I'm so sorry. I've been out of my office for a while so I didn't get your message. Did you need me for an assignment?

Good of you to show, Desmond. You and McEvilly are being deployed to Russia to do recon on the Crimson Dynamo. (He hasn't sent reported to us in a while.) Agent Romanov a.k.a. "the Black Widow" will be getting you over the border both in and out. I expect this to be quick and quiet. I have enough on my hands without any major crises. Be sure to get in touch with Romanov and McEvilly. As far as I am aware, Romanov is ready to go whenever you are. Get your equipment together and get it done. That will be all.

[nannycoulson-blog]

Report

Status report, agents.

[itszarrynotlarry-blog]

Plan on how to get McEvilly and Desmond into Russia under the radar is completed, Sir. Fixing Starks laziness… That’s a working progress.

[nannycoulson-blog]

Good. Be sure to get in touch with them. They need to be reminded of their deadline. Director Stark... Director Stark is busy with his own affairs.

[nannycoulson-blog]

askclint replied to your post: Report

I found the elusive burrito, sir. …that’s not what you mean, is it?

You know what I mean, Barton. Get busy.

[askclint]

I don’t even know what my mission is.  It’s funny you think I actively pay attention during meetings.

[nannycoulson-blog]

*sigh* Barton... You and Morse will be heading to S.W.O.R.D. to do a routine inspection. Lots of paperwork. You’ll love it. Full facility check up, staff records, accounts; the works. I'll warn you though, they're not happy about it.

[nannycoulson-blog]

askclint replied to your post: Report

I found the elusive burrito, sir. …that’s not what you mean, is it?

You know what I mean, Barton. Get busy.

[nannycoulson-blog]

Report

Status report, agents.

[perfumeprotector-deactivated201]

Bast mews again, craning her neck until her nose touches Coulson’s fingers. She rubs her head against his hand, purring like an engine, acting just like any normal cat would. The only difference is the subtle glances she shoots at Tau, and the way his frown steadily deepens, as if they are having some private conversation. 

[nannycoulson-blog]

Coulson can feel the tension in the air and decides it's time to leave. He stands slowly and reaches out to shake Tau's hand. "Dr. Rahotep." He gives the cat a look. "Whatever your name is."

[perfumeprotector-deactivated201]

“I can hardly believe that Commander Brand has agreed to this,” he snapped, though he did not sound very convinced. He wouldn’t put it past her after what had happened. “I will have to speak with her.” S.W.O.R.D. was a separate branch of S.H.I.E.L.D., and though Tau had assumed each had equal yet different power, perhaps it wasn’t out of Coulson’s jurisdiction. That didn’t mean he had to like it.

“She always does that,” he replied automatically. Bast gave him what could have been an amused look before rubbing up against Coulson again and mewing.

[nannycoulson-blog]

Coulson gives her a look then bends down on one knee to reach out to the cat.

[perfumeprotector-deactivated201]

Tau raised a brow, pulling his hand back once the handshake was done and sliding both hands into his pockets. “A routine inspection?” he repeated. “You know I work for SWORD, correct? Is it standard procedure for SHIELD personnel to inspect a SWORD agent?” Bast rubbed her cheek against Coulson’s leg, looking up at him with shining yellow eyes. Tau scowled at his cat. 

[nannycoulson-blog]

Coulson's hands reach resting position, folded in front of his body. He brings his eyes level with Tau's. "This is not an act of aggression, Dr. Rahotep. We at S.H.I.E.L.D. like to know what is happening at international branches of like organizations. If S.W.O.R.D. feels threatened by this, then your Director may feel free to also send agents to inspect our facilities." He shrugs nonchalantly and drops his eyes to the cat still showing him affection. "Did I do something to warrant this?"

[nannycoulson-blog]

perfumeprotector started following you

Dr. Rahotep. Good to finally speak with you. I actually have been meaning to get in touch.

[perfumeprotector-deactivated201]

Agent Coulson. A pleasure. [holds out his hand to shake, his cat, Bast, twining around Coulson’s legs]

[nannycoulson-blog]

Coulson briefly shakes and eyes the cat with uncertainty. "I will be sending two S.H.I.E.L.D. agents to do a routine inspection soon. Agent Barton a.k.a. Hawkeye will be in charge. I know he's... difficult to deal with, but Director Stark is otherwise occupied with his new duties." He grimaces at the lie, but makes his usual effort to be minimally cordial.

[nannycoulson-blog]

perfumeprotector started following you

Dr. Rahotep. Good to finally speak with you. I actually have been meaning to get in touch.

[docbanner-blog]

nannycoulson started following you

Hello, coulson.

[nannycoulson-blog]

Banner. How have you been keeping?

[docbanner-blog]

I’ve been decent. How’s babysitting work?

[nannycoulson-blog]

The usual. Trying to keep everyone in line since Stark is off doing Stark things. You?

[docbanner-blog]

nannycoulson started following you

Hello, coulson.

[nannycoulson-blog]

Banner. How have you been keeping?

[nannycoulson-blog]

askclint replied to your post: So what’s this mission you got for me, brosef? I mean. Sir.

Yeah you do; if you don’t write them you get the shakes.

Ridiculous. Your mission has been posted since you seem to be allergic to briefings. You'll be working with Agent Morse. Be sure to get in touch with her.

[nannycoulson-blog]

S.H.I.E.L.D. Assignments

[agentainemcevilly-deactivated20]

Russia? Aine tried not to make a face but she did it anyway. She wasn’t very keen on Russia and sneaking over there was just asking for trouble if they found her. With Natasha, too? Even worse. If they caught three SHIELD agents and one of them was the Black Widow … Aine didn’t want to think about what would happen.

“Because Tony absolutely cannot be spared,” Aine quipped, folding her arms and leaning back in the chair. “What is this about Barton now? You better not send him somewhere that’s going to make him come back and kill someone.”

[nannycoulson-blog]

He took in her sour expression. "I know you don't like it, but you know as well as I do that Tony needs to be here, and he's already gone too often on his little 'vacations'." He sighed feeling a twinge of regret that he wasn't going himself. But he'd never let her see it. This was work. "As for Barton, I'm sending him to S.W.O.R.D. to do an inspection." He chuckled. "He'll be drowning in paperwork."

[nannycoulson-blog]

S.H.I.E.L.D. Assignments

[agentainemcevilly-deactivated20]

Aine pushed the door to the meeting room open, seemingly irritated and flustered. She was late and that she hated more than anything else. Of course if Coulson hadn’t randomly sprung a meeting on them with so little notice she might have made it.

“Sir?” she sat down, running her fingers back through her hair. “What have I missed?”

[nannycoulson-blog]

He poker faces. "Nothing. You're the first one here." He hands her a packet. "I need you and Desmond in Russia. Recon. We need to know why the Crimson Dynamo has gone silent. Director Stark needs to be at home base, so I'm sending you both on tech and intel. Widow will escort you over the border. You know how touchy the Russians are about S.H.I.E.L.D. operatives in the Motherland." He cracks a smile. "Want to know what I've got for Barton? He's gonna love hate it."

[nannycoulson-blog]

[itszarrynotlarry-blog]

Working on a mission that Fury had assigned, Natasha disappeared from S.H.I.E.L.D headquarters. It’s been months, but with the assignment finally completed Natasha made her return. As the plane approached base Natasha couldn’t help but smile, it was nice to be back to…

[itszarrynotlarry-blog]

“On agents? Well that’s a disappointment,” she said then stood quiet as she listened to his question. “Actually, I just got back a few minutes ago.” Natasha explained to him with a small smile appearing onto her lips.”I was about to report in, until I came across you.” She informed him. 

[nannycoulson-blog]

He looked down at his papers again. "Well, that's convenient." He cracked a characteristically sardonic grin. "Because I need you for a mission."