Never too old for memes.

Cross stitch, ADHD, parenting, shitposts and memes. 40's/she/pan/socialist.

[moishe-pipick]

No

[argumate]

love the genre of discourse that’s like “the world used to be [thing it never was] but now society is [I’m over thirty]”

[inphront]

evergreen post

[gaily-daily]

[emberglowfox]

my housemate's cat is super chatty so i've just started responding to him

[emberglowfox]

mister controversial himself

[disease-danger-darkness-silence]

Literally how I talk to my cats. They are.... Talkative. And have learned to mimic certain human sounds enough that if someone isn't paying attention, it sounds like I'm having a real conversation with someone who's eating a taco or something.

[vacuously-true]

I'm always saying shit to my cats like "oh yeah is that what you think?" "Do you have any proof? You can't say shit like that without evidence" "I can't believe you would say something like that, I thought we were friends" and so on. And they don't know what words mean.

[mens-rights-activia]

[mens-rights-activia]

He WHAT??? Oh 15 stabs were not enough

[hotvampireadjacent]

I’m sorry I thought this was America

[verymarykate]

The Orphans From Annie Teach You… How to Navigate Menopause

[bigbigbigtruck]

my favorite part is not knowing if the rage is the hormones or the fascism but at least it's directed towards the fascism

[homeboygirl]

my evil chalice came in but its so fucking small. goddamnit. they're going to make fun of me at the wizards circle tonight

[copycatgirl36]

loser

[homeboygirl]

FUUUUUUUCK !!

[maja-paja]

[mysticorset]

I'm so mad and embarrassed. I bought my kid a book on how to make friendship bracelets from Amazon as part of her birthday gift, and it was 100% AI slop. No diagrams or actual instructions on how to create the braids or knots, just what the benefits are of different styles and reasons you might want to make bracelets. For 75 pages.

[parkchanwoohoo]

When will it be my-- oh holy shit that's crazy

[sistersorrow]

When will it be my turn to be a car

[thoodleoo]

love when a fragment of ancient vase art is unintentionally hilarious. like obviously this fragment is part of a larger scene but now it just looks like someone is giving the vanna white treatment to some guy's dick

[filmnoirsbian]

I love getting unaccompanied minors (kids flying alone) who so clearly just. Don't want to be here lol. Sometimes I get to know a little of their story, like their parents are divorced, or a family member died and they're heading to the funeral, but usually they just don't want to talk about it and that's fine. But I always treat the flight like it's a challenge to make them smile. I offer them snacks and soda but that's never enough, that's whatever, they could get those from an airport vending machine. Chump change. So then I tell the worst jokes. Just the most embarrassing, kindergarten teacher, annoying dad jokes you can think of. And those always get a groan, or a "Seriously??" And that's my in! Now I can say "Why, what's your idea of a good joke? No, come on hotshot, make your best joke, let's see it." And they hem and they haw but of course they eventually tell me their very best joke because kids are little competitive comedy goldmines. And it's always super funny, so I laugh, and that's where they slip up. Because you know what you almost always do when your joke successfully makes someone laugh? You smile. And I'm like. Gotcha. Rookie move. Now you're going to end up having a good time in spite of yourself. I win.

[filmnoirsbian]

Did this with an 11yo u.m. today and he said "What did the ghost say to the other ghost?" And I said "What?" "Nothing. Ghosts aren't real."

[filmnoirsbian]

I'm literally a flight attendant, offering snacks and drinks is my job

[this-is-a-name-dont-worry]

gshsjb

[thesevenumbrellas]

Lawyer: How would you like to handle the custody agreement?

Parent: I want my wife to take one of my infant daughters to the UK and I’ll take the other one and we will never see each other again.

Lawyer: You want to fucking what?

[anphivenas]

[kosmonin]

[dragongirlvenom]

absolutely legendary fucking poster holy shit

[wagitfag]

picklesbaseball

[magikonch]

[jennydreadful]

Sous La Glace, Georges Leonnec for La Vie Parisienne, 1926

The caption is a little fuzzy, but I think the meaning is “Has the Parisienne become economic? You see a lot less panties this year!” :D

[loth-caatgirl]

youre becoming part of this post @18-1-9