Shenanegans...

Lets go on an adventure.

[whiskeycrutch]

Power move of the century.

[kelssiel]

i looked this up cause i wanted to know if you could and you can technically but then you’re instantly guilty of contempt of court and go directly to jail

[sjowgren-deactivated20240728]

trial speedrun

[ifonlymp3-deactivated20220624]

i got really mad at red today

[ifonlymp3-deactivated20220624]

this is literally one of the funniest things i’ve read today thank you

[scorpiety-bye-deactivated202310]

do you think we get to learn everything when we die or are the colors that exist between colors gonna be shrimp-only knowledge forever

[kitty]

[leahlynn]

[embrasser]

lizzie doesnt fuck around

[hotboyproblems]

[sapphictastic]

ahhh yes, the three genders. male, female, and lgbt

[mysterious-transmissions-deacti]

[whimsysworld]

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i learned that there was an early 1900s act named “Sober Sue”, who’s draw was she never smiled. A theater offered $1000 to any one who could make her laugh, attracting big comedians. Crowds came out to watch them try, and fail, giving them a free show. Later it came out that Sue suffered from facial paralysis (x)

[oleathe]

[sabertoothwalrus]

this kitten weighs over 5 pounds already and he’s only 14 weeks old. He’s half the size of an adult cat and he hasn’t even lost his baby teeth yet

[sabertoothwalrus]

He is now 16 weeks old and over 6 pounds. Kittens are supposed to be half their adult weight at 5-6 months, and he is barely 4 months old. What the fuck.

[sabertoothwalrus]

Now at 22 weeks, 5 months old, half his adult weight, this baby is 10 pounds,,,

[sabertoothwalrus]

30 WEEKS. 7 MONTHS.

14 POUNDS.

THAT IS TWICE THE AVERAGE WEIGHT OF A CAT HIS AGE. THE GIRLS IN HIS LITTER ARE ONLY LIKE 8 POUNDS WHY IS HE SO HUGE

[sabertoothwalrus]

Hello it is Time for Another Update!!!

It is June 18th, 2018. Half-n-Half is now 10 months old. Last I weighed him (like 2 weeks ago?) he was over 15 pounds, but he’s not gaining weight as rapidly anymore. Regardless, he’s still Big

[sabertoothwalrus]

GUESS WHO’S ONE AND A HALF AND WEIGHS 17 POUNDS

THIS FUCKIN MAGNIFICENT GUY!!!!!!!!

HALF-N-HALF!!!!!!!

[ftcreature]

Children, this is dirt. 

 dirt?dirt?  dirt?dirt? dirt?dirt? dirt?  dirt?    dirt? dirt?    dirt? 

[wild-west-wind]

A geology field trip

[thewoodparable]

Fixed it

[okay]

I wonder if God gets depressed too.

[overexposed-soul]

To the post asking about a room full of mirrors

[thedalekmaster]

This is all kinds of amazing. I love it

[recommend]

These Brilliantly-Designed Stores Are Living in the Future (x)

[b0omhauer]

[thrice-trill]

the humor in this show was too clever for it’s time to be appreciated enough..

[recently-reanimated]

Another reason I really like Marie Kondo is that in other cleaning shows the host will looked shocked at the mess and the camera will flash to different piles with dramatic music stings. When Marie sees a draw filled with clutter she smiles from ear to ear and goes “I love mess, I love tidying”. Its just so wholesome and you can see the clients are relieved that she didn’t have a bad reaction.

[truxi-twice]

The bit that stayed with me was the guy who had a sippy cup from his grandmother. His wife complained about it, because yeah, it’s a little weird to be a grown, able-bodied person with a sippy-cup. But Marie Kondo didn’t even blink about it. She asked if it sparked joy, he said yes. She asked if he ever did drink out of it like he planned to, he said no. And without missing a beat, she was like, “Ok, so let’s not keep that in the kitchen, let’s find somewhere else to keep that for you to see it and spark joy, but where it isn’t in the way of other things.” I love that. I love that there is no “if you don’t use it” or “if it’s old and broken” criteria for throwing things out, not really. It’s about if it makes you happy to have and if you want to carry it into your future.

[coconotchanel]

[fuckyahumor]

baby

[worthlessstreetrat]