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The others don’t bring up Steve’s past often because they’re worried it’s a sore subject. But teen Spidey doesn’t have that filter, and is just excited to meet a guy from the 40s. Steve enjoys it - it’s not often he gets reminded of the happy parts of his early life.

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Modern art

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Wow, this Young Justice hiatus sure is a long one

stephenhawqueen

a harry potter au where potions is taught by gordon ramsay

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neville: *messes up his potion*

gordon ramsay: *holds neville between two slices of bread* what are you

neville: an idiot sandwich

iamthepureblindraven-blog

no no no!

Imagine that this is Gordon Ramsay a la Masterchef Junior

Neville: *messes up the potion, realizes it, starts crying quietly*

GR: What’s going on?

Neville: *explains how he messed up*

GR: Oh gosh okay…we can fix this, don’t cry, see, it’s fine now? Just be more careful when you’re adding the Newt’s eyes, all right? Drop them in gently. There we go. No more tears.

Neville: *giggles wetly, wiping eyes*

mirab3lle

Yes, he only screams when he’s dealing with people that claim to know what they’re doing and clearly dont, when he’s teaching he’s very kind and patient because they’re still learning.

wickedbitchofthewestcoast

He’d probably do the bread thing to Malfoy.

therewerenorelevanturlsavailable

nononononono. I get that Malfoy is a bit of a twat, but he’s still a kid. It’d be the teachers fucking up that he’d have trouble with.

Ramsay: All you had to do was treat it with a fucking Beozar!

Slughorn: It was a stressfu-

Ramsay: How long have you been teaching potions?!

or

Ramsay: So you’re going to raise this boy SPECIFICALLY so he can die as part of your twisted little scheme?

Dumbledore: It’s for the greater good, professor.

Ramsay: The greater fucking good?! *holds two slices of bread either side of dumbledoor’s face* What are you?

Dumbledore: Am I, per chance, an idiot sandwich?

Ramsay: Yes, you fucking are.

thedalekmaster

Ramsay: there's so much ginger in this potion you could call it-

Fred and George in unison: A WEASLEY!!

hermiola

In which Natasha gets the emotional arc she deserved.

oweeo

some things I need to remind myself daily tbh

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vinsmoker

I sometimes forget that Death is a female (who’s in love with deadpool) in the Marvel universe.

cuddlyplaguedoctor

I will always reblog this.

knightsolaireofthesun

The only ship

katebishup

Hayley Atwell being super-cute.

at Captain America: Winter Soldier World Premiere

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zimbolt

KILLED IT

smartgirlsattheparty

Mic Drop.

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urban legends (◠‿◠✿)

scary stories (◕ω◕✿)

creepy things (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*: ･ﾟ✧

paranormal and supernatural things ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* \(◕ヮ◕✿)/ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

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hearing a noise in the middle of the night *: ･ﾟ✧ヽ(ﾟДﾟ)ﾉ

arabellesicardi

this dog brings me great joy and eternal peace

daniels-gillies

taliabobalia

long distance relationships

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This made me laugh louder than it should

moonpurinsu

so i saw this gif around tumblr and thought “he’s making such a disgusted face, it’d be perfect if the gif was revers—-“

i did it. it’s done.

undeadsuits

speaking of reversed Frozen gifs

(imgur)

apaigeuniverse

you turned a kids movie into an animated porno

docholligay

Coming from a state champion baker:

If y’all use a decent box mix and use melted butter instead of vegetable oil, an extra egg, and milk instead of water, no one can tell the difference. I sure as hell can’t.

Also, if you add a little almond extract to vanilla cake, or a little coffee to chocolate cake, it sends it through the roof.

This concludes me attempting to be helpful.