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Todo es mi culpa 😊😊😙😙

its the no notes ghoast

foxfamilyfeatures-blog

leafcrunch

tumblr’s code may change but no notes ghost stays the same

toastoat

Oh thank god

ohthehypocrisy

imagine the shit storm when tumblr finally becomes so dysfunctional that this post’s total notes is finally revealed

sreegs-archive

In case anyone’s curious about what happened to this post, it has to do with how we tally up notes. Likes and reblogs always add to the note count of the root post (the OP). However, the note count relies on the previous value of the root post before adding more notes to it.

Normally when you delete a post, it’s gone, but not gone gone. Just deleted from public never to be seen again. The database entry is still there, just inaccessible.

This post, however, the root post is just gone. Gone gone. Gone forever. Everything attached to it is still there, but since the root post is hard deleted, it’s got nothing to add to. When the note counter tries to add notes to nothing, it goes nowhere.

So it throws every new note into the void. Goodbye forever, notes.

I’m not sure if we’ll ever know the real number of notes on this post.

heritageposts

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No se cuamto tiempo mas puedo soportar fingiendo que la amo para no herirla

Aaaa :((( me da lata pq la quiero mucho pero no quiero seguir con ella :(((

Como le digio a mi polola q no me gusta q me diga mi amor y q quiero terminar con ella google buscar

poppypola

Just discovered that my local cat cafe hired my ex. Worst day of my life

MIS AMIGUES SE MERECEN TODOS LOS REGALONEOS Y BESITOS Y SE LOS QUIERO DAR PERO AAAAAA NO SE HASTA QUE PUNTO PUEDO SER INTIME CON ELLES SIN Q SE SIENTAN INCOMODES Y ME DA MIEDO PREGUNTAR

Creo q soy arromantique no se o a lo mejor es solo q no estoy enamorade de la persona cn la q estoy ahora quiero volver a enamorarme pq estoy segure q soy capaz de hacerlo pq ya lo he hecho antes pero iwal quiero ser intima con mis amigues de otras formas cmo besitos en la mejilla e ir de la mano a lo mejor solo necesito ese afecto platónico

Yo: estoy bien

Los increibles deseos de estar en policulo con todo mi grupo de amigues: segure?

pollackpatrol

society if comics remembered that despite their stupid hero/villain dichotomy literally every superhero is 100% a criminal... like. they don’t have permission to do the shit they do.

pollackpatrol

every time a superhero tries to pull moral high ground above ANYONE using law or legality or any law enforcement agency i get so mad like SO mad. realistically there is nothing separating you from these people on a legal standpoint. you HAVE to recognize that crime is a social construct (but hurting people—and helping them—is not) in order to be a compelling superhero writer IMO. instead they write weird shit like “if you have an FBI file on you you’re a bad person” as if any well known LITERAL VIGILANTE wouldn’t realistically have their own FBI file a mile long

pollackpatrol

“im better than you because i’m not a criminal” CRINGE. YOU LITERALLY ARE. “i’m not inherently better than you and you’re not inherently worse than me. you choose to hurt people, though, and i choose to help them” im kissing you on the mouth

pollackpatrol

if your only exposure to superheroes is the mcu then this post is NOT for you. die

royalnugget42

The only thing worse than a superhero with a superiority complex is a superhero with a superiority complex that is also sanctioned by the US government.

gayspacemonk

today i want to thank higashikata josuke for doing what's right and starting the revolution that secured jojo's rights to bottoming

diamondbrickz

eminem sing anime

lucydacusgirl

I saw an instagram post the other day that was like ‘things that cause an asymmetrical face’ and all the things were like ‘leaning your head on your hand’ ‘sleeping on one side’ ‘smirking’ ‘always holding your phone in the same hand’ and it’s just like. Like god it must be EXHAUSTING micromanaging yourself like that. Maybe we’re all doomed to having asymmetrical faces unless we constantly monitor ourselves and hold our phones in our non dominant hands and set alarms so we can make sure to turn around in the middle of the night because god forbids we sleep on one side for too long or maybe MAYBE having an asymmetrical face is fine. Maybe it’s just fine. And normal. Maybe we need to stop worrying so goddamn much about our faces and just live our lives.

ellajelichoconnor

sixthrock

i got one of those self cleaning litter boxes a few months ago and while Yoohoo is pretty good at using it he does NOT like the sound the poop rake makes when it moves. now the thing about this litterbox is that it can detect movement and won’t activate itself until about ten minutes after the cat has vacated it. yoohoo has apparently figured out that if he makes a huge vaguely cat sized pile of litter right in the middle he can fool the litterbox into thinking it is still occupied and the poop rake will never activate. this is the third time i have had to destroy his carefully constructed poop decoy and i would officially like to trade in my cat for an otherwise identical but noticeably stupider one, incapable of pulling these ferris beuller shenanigans on me each morning

sixthrock

the face of a man who escaped from alcatraz in a past life

beggars-opera

Do you ever get a wave of nostalgia for a hyperfixation that’s never coming back with the same sort of melancholy with which you mourn a lost childhood friend

beggars-opera

Like “you consumed my every waking moment for six entire months, and now I haven’t thought about you in years…I miss that passion”