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shencomix

berniesrevolution

zanmor

these ones

lavendermanna

oh we can get even more specific than just a list of billionaires:

here are all of the scum who control oil, coal, and natural gas

here are the ones who run the factories

and here are the ones who extract the raw resources that the others need to make it all work

libertarian-therapist

23,000 people are reblogging a hit list

bogleech

Good.

lily-orchard

I just realized that these two have the exact same scar on their right eye.

Neat.

nar-whale

Zarya

rvexillology

Flag of the United Kingdom if it accidentally colonized itself

nar-whale

Lit

lagoonhag

I can’t believe how much traction the concept of being “assigned” a sex at birth has gained… It’s completely anti-logic and anti-science yet academia has embraced it. Postmodern horse shit

terflies

Are You Tired of Science Advancing Beyond Your Understanding?

nar-whale

Get dunked on tiny man

lily-orchard

Since the latest crop of stupidity from uncritical fans is to scream about how it’s bad to criticize the show for it’s 100% Steven perspective because “It’s a coming of age story for Steven” I’d like to remind everyone that Steven doesn’t have a character and his attitude changes entirely with whatever half-assed theme the writers are pushing this month.

~Lily

nar-whale

Criticising Steven Universe on Tumblr is like criticising religion in Church.

refficomics

lily-orchard

Oh my god, why are people trashing crunchyroll’s new series so much when it’s not even out yet. If the show is bad then it’s fair game, but it hasn’t even been released!

There’s adult womz in clothes, and that makes it hard for them to whack off.

Also someone said “diversity” in the advertisement and that made them have a complete fucking tantrum.

~Lily

ciryes

I hope Forretress gets a mega form because then we’ll all be forced to use

lolwtfmemes

rainbowmirages-deactivated20200

Do you like at least one of these?

I’m new here and need new blogs to follow so if you like any of these things, like this and i’ll check your blog out.

sabrina carpenter

rowan blanchard

hayley kiyoko

panic! at the disco

fall out boy

tøp

my chemical romance

shane dawson

billie eilish

jessie paege

stranger things

shadowhunters

harry potter

marvel

love, simon

timothèe chalamet

ed sheeran

harry styles

tom hiddleston

sebastian stan

glee

jane the virgin

steffan argus

idkhbtfm

crankthatfrank

colleen ballinger

once upon a time

lea michele

darren criss

musicals

melonmemes

I think I lack discipline

silly-slacker-person

Marvel really made a huge mistake with not making a Black Widow movie sooner. If they had just made it back when the fans wanted, in 2013, it probably would’ve made a decent amount of money and been really popular on here for awhile

But now they’ve waited too long and the fans have noticed all the problematic aspects of how Black Widow is written, along with how shitty a person Scarlet Johansen is, that people don’t give a shit that she finally does have a movie coming out

Chances are now that it’s gonna flop and all the movie executives are going to smoke their giant cigars in their big offices and say “Well, looks like big budget movies with female leads don’t sell, just like we thought, let’s never try to make a big budget female led movie ever again” and pat themselves on the back for their ingenuity when it’s their own damn fault (Along with Scarjo being a shitty person)

mandalor-din

They need to recast the role

brainwad

Thing is…

…they could.

Think about it: BW is a spy, whose face is now plastered all over the media. Her espionage career–arguably her major contribution to the team–is over. So now she has to either:

Get plastic surgery, or (my favorite)

Utilize a series of elaborate disguises for each scene. We never see OG Widow again, instead seeing her portrayed by Lucy Liu, Halle Berry (in a white wig, of course), Gal Gadot, Rosario Dawson (for a fun Daredevil crossover mix up), and Judi Dench.

We leave the theatre wondering if we’ve ever seen the real Natasha Romanov.

tharook

the Black Widow (2019)

nar-whale

I think Black Widow might be the marvel movie I'm least excited for. Captain Marvel is gonna be fantastic though.

deep-dark-fears

Hats off to you. An anonymous fear submitted to Deep Dark Fears - thanks!

My new book “The Creeps” is available now from your local bookstore, Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Book Depository, iBooks, IndieBound, and wherever books are sold. You can find more information here.

nar-whale

I have this exact fear.