Dorkhaven

Nerdy, Dorky, Shipping Fun!

[thecollectibles]

Robot Journey by Stefan Große Halbuer

[quotes-of-various-fandoms]

Hiccup: We have to find a way to cut down on expenses. What can we live without?

Ruffnut and Tuffnut: Snotlout.

[bulbasaur-propaganda]

Growing up with your starters

Artist:  esasi8794 / Twitter

[chabbit]

The captions are also really cute, although they mostly describe what’s in each photo:

Bulbasaur: Somehow, nomming on my clothes… has become a weird habit of theirs.

Venusaur: That hasn’t changed now that they’ve grown, but they’re very gentle.

Charmander: It’s my first attempt, but I made a plushie so that he wouldn’t get lonely.

Charizard: That plushie seems to be his favorite even now.

Squirtle: Squirtle’s a bit timid and hides behind me at the smallest things.

Blastoise: Looks like they’re scared of the first Pichu they’ve seen. You’re not really hiding!

[notsomerryerry]

@noelle217

[gale-gentlepenguin]

This is adorable

[arrghigiveup]

They just posted some more!

[source]

[kradeiz]

And some more!

[eeveelution-appreciation]

You forgot these!!!

[cubonepropoganda]

I’m disappointed that these were left out

[charmedatlaw]

IF YOU ARE UNMARRIED, DON'T HAVE KIDS, AND HATE YOUR PARENTS PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HAVE A FUCKING WILL

this has been a public service announcement from your friendly neighborhood probate lawyer

[charmedatlaw]

Again:

1. The law doesn't care how long your parents and family have been out of your life

2. The law doesn't care about your long term friends or "found family"

If you don't have legal documents that say otherwise, your biological family calls all the shots.

This goes especially for LGBTQ+. Please do not get deadnamed in your obituary.

[the-final-sif]

How to make a will.

How to make a living will (Advance Healthcare Directive) so you don’t get fucked over by biological family if you end up in a situation where you cannot make your own healthcare choices.

[tlirsgender]

Accidentally swallows the coin I was buried with and gets left on the dock for eternity because I couldn’t pay the ferryman

[tlirsgender]

Are ancient greek burial rites too niche for notes I’m sorry

[thecollectibles]

Avatar: The Last Airbender by Flesh.png

[leggylance]

lance: (sits down next to keith and lets out an exaggerated sigh)

keith: everything alright?

lance: just found out about premarital sex. sickening

keith, playing along: oh fucking gross

lance: i can’t believe we’ve been guilty of premarital eye contact... premarital handholding... premarital cuddling my god we’re heathens

keith: guess we’ll have to hurry up.... and get married then....

lance: it’s the only way to redeem ourselves.....

both: (end up laughing)

[nothing-more-than-hot-leaf-juice]

So there’s a lot of “citizens of Ba Sing Se freak out when Lee the tea servant turns out to be the Firelord,” but consider the alternative. What if Zuko is just chilling at the Jasmine Dragon one day and sees an old regular and addresses them by their name but said regular does not remember him at all and is just like “wait what the fuck why does the Firelord know my name?” 

[peter-pantomime]

A citizen who frequents the tea shop rises in rank and ends up at the palace one day, and Zuko snaps his fingers in memory, points to them, and recites their order, and the citizen has a mild freak out wondering if the Fire Lord is psychic

[roboco-san]

what really gets me about ace-attorney-sexy-clown.gif is the suspender snap. that has to hurt. why is she doing that

[good-ol-ben-kenobi]

OK...... WHAT?

[roboco-san]

[de-sterren-nacht]

oh! those arent her real tits, theyre balloons! theres a gif of her tits popping when you catch her in a lie

[roboco-san]

holy shit

[hawwwlucha]

isn't she a murderer in that case she's in?

[smutav]

[liquid-geodes]

Bitch what the fuck-

[skaiandestiny]

That’s not even her real hair.

[skiplo-wave]

Same energy 

[hdavid-art-deactivated20220503]

HAPPY FATHER’S DAY! Funny🤣🤣🤣

[midvalkyrie]

On the 50th Anniversary of Scooby-Doo let us celebrate the musical group of goddesses known as the Hex Girls (x)

[curlsandstems]

Have you ever seen a violinist going APESHIT?!

Be sure to check out IAmDSharp!

[thegreynightsky]

GO OFFF

[babydollbucky]

Ok so I’ve been playing for 18 years and i’m a string teacher. Can i just say how IMPORTANT it is for young kids to see a BLACK, MALE-PRESENTING PERSON playing, nae, SHREDDING on a violin? I’ve know maybe 5 black people who played stringed instruments throughout my schooling and teaching (predumably because i’m an upper middle class white woman). In districts where the population is predominantly black, funding is always low, so the instruments are crappy. Kids quit, or the program is dismantled. I’ve seen very few professional string players who are black.

Obviously there are black string players. We just don’t see them because they “don’t look like” string players.

This person is the real deal. They were clearly classically trained, and seems to have some fiddle training as well. How cool is that?

[lil-tumbles]

But also… RAD PLAYING MY DUDEEEE

[incorrect-batfamily-quotes]

IMAGINE: Red Hood, talking about Bruce to Alfred, who just picked him up from his safe house (on Batman's orders) for a family dinner at the Manor.

[incorrect-batfamily-quotes]

Bruce: *hugging Jason tightly* I've missed you, son.

Jason: *glaring at his brothers who're behind Bruce and mouthing "Don't you dare, I'm gonna ki--"*

Bruce: *tightening the hug* No matter what happens between us, you'll always be my son, son.

Dick: *grinning and winking at Jason in encouragement*

Tim: *holding up a sign that says "DAD"*

Duke: *trying to stifle his laughter as he records Jason's ordeal on his phone*

Damian: *mouthing "Fa-ther" repeatedly at Jason*

Jason: *lips quivering*

~ • ~ • ~ • ~

They're placing bets at this point, @eatmysandwiches .

[incorrect-voltron-quote]

Lance: The more you think about things, the weirder they seem.

Lance: Take this milk. Why do we drink COW milk??

Shiro: ...

Lance: Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, 'I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze 'em.'?

Lance: Isn't that weird?

Shiro: I think conversation should be kept to a minimum until afternoon.

[zymx-art-deactivated20210626]

[sassbewitchedmyass]

Jaime’s Trial

Jaime: *walks into the great hall, does a twirl, and points at Brienne*

Jaime: With the exception of you, I hate everyone in this room.

Brienne, tearing up: I love you too.

[satur-nya]

another Kiribaku for y’all!

I had that idea thinking about how much Kiri’s scar gives him a super sweet looking kyaa~ It’s kinda off-topic perhaps? I don’t really think that Kiri can some day really matter about that cute scar that way, but I just wanted to show my whole love for Kiri, KIRI DESERVES ALL THE LOVE IN THE WORLD!! The inconsistency in my drawing is terrible! I’m kind of working on it a little bit… I’m very thankful for your support in my fanart comics! You guys are amazing <3 This support that keeps me going always haha ♥