What sort of clothes would the Akatsuki wear if they went casual in a modern AU?
Very plain, simple clothes. Think black straight jeans, black t-shirt, black Vans. Pein doesn’t have time to worry about fashion.
Konan: “Pein! I bought this for you!”
Pein: “.....it’s got more than one colour.”
Pein: “I don’t have time to coordinate colours, Konan.”
VERY into fashion, but her style can fluctuate between pretty flowery dresses to crop tops paired with bomber jackets. It really depends on her mood.
Konan: “Pein! Hurry up or we’re gonna be late!”
Pein: “Ripped jeans.....? Weren’t you wearing a pink dress about 10 minutes ago?”
Konan: “Yeah but then you decided to take forever to get ready which annoyed me.”
As an “”Artist”” Deidara must obviously keep up with what’s in fashion. Very into cuffed jeans and oversized jackets. Occasionally borrows a crop top from Konan.
Pein: “Deidara please stop wearing Konan’s clothes. It’s weird.”
Deidara: “Weird?? What’s weird is YOU judging me about it!”
Pein: “Deidara the closet is starting to smell like your weird cologne please stop.”
Sasori likes to dress casual but smart. A nice button up shirt. Checker prints take up most of his closet space. NEVER wears shorts, even in summer.
Deidara: “......It’s the middle of summer.”
Deidara: “Like......almost 40 degrees Celsius.”
Deidara: “How the fuck are you wearing long sleeves and pants?? You goddamn weirdo.”
Sasori: “I’ve grown completely accustomed to it. I no longer sweat.”
PUNK. The word that pops into every passerby's head when they see Hidan. Leather jackets with a million pockets, giant black boots, chains everywhere, and at the back of his closet, that dumb coat with the fur hood.
Hidan: “The fuck are you looking at??”
Kakuzu: “A sheep, apparently.”
Hidan: “Fuck you Kakushit you don’t even know what you’re talking about.”
Kakuzu: “Maybe I could use one of the 7 chains on your pants to strangle you to death.”
Kakuzu has no time for clothing genres. Usually can be seen in a plain button up shirt with slacks, or if he’s feeling daring, a polo shirt.
Hidan: “What the actual fuck are you.”
Kakuzu: “This is all I could find to wear.”
Hidan: “Like hell it is you dumb old fucking golf-playing looking asshole.”
Kakuzu: “Still pondering on those chains.”
Gym junkie Kisame lives in board shorts and singlets. You will never see him in anything else, except for in winter when he wears massive comfy sweaters.
Konan: “This sweater you let me borrow. You’re never getting it back. It’s the comfiest thing I think I’ve ever worn.”
Pein: “For the love of....now I have to put up with two different men’s cologne’s stinking out the closet.”
Much like Pein, but more stylish. He’ll put his own flair on it. Like embroidering his initials on his shirt for some reason. Also like to wear a different hair tie each day.
Kisame: “I have a question Itachi.”
Kisame: “Everyone knows your name. Everyone knows your first and last name. Why the need to show your initials on every shirt you own?”
Itachi: “In case Sasuke shows up and wonders if it’s actually me or not.”
Tobi likes to wear COLOUR. He doesn’t even care if they don’t coordinate. Neon pink shirts with green jeans? Yeah sure why not. Obito likes to wear suspenders. He thinks he looks dapper in them.
Deidara: “Tobi you look bloody ridiculous.”
Tobi: “I’m expressing myself, Senpai! I think I look super cool!”
Deidara: “Hah, yeah, and I’m a shitty artist. Keep dreaming.”
Obito: “Can’t dream what’s already a reality, you half baked son of a-”
Deidara: “Eh? Did you say something?”
Neither side can agree on what to wear. White Zetsu likes plain shirts while Black Zetsu likes graphic tees. The results are usually odd looking.
Pein: “I’m sorry, everyone. I’m trying to make this meeting sound formal.”
Pein: “But I keep getting distracted by Zetsu changing shirts every couple of minutes.”
White Zetsu: “I’m sorry! I don’t like swear words on my clothes!”
Black Zetsu: “Fucking pansy it’s COOL okay people will think we’re COOL.”
Hidan: “MORE SHIRTS WITH SWEAR WORDS ON THEM!”
Pein: “This is why I dress in all black, Konan.”
