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michael | 20 | he/him

[autotono-deactivated20221027]

oh ok so when a woman has sex with a man she's straight but when a man does it he's gay. right

[blackpyrefly]

growing jealous and resentful because i will never make my wife laugh as hard as those little guys’ asses in princess mononoke

[blackpyrefly]

when we watched this together she laughed for like 10 minutes at this dudes little cheeks

[moveslikekeithrichards]

when like 3 people within 50 feet of each other see an animal & ur all like “oh yo an animal” thats what being a human is all about

[konoko]

ghosting everyone because i think i’m annoying

[whitepeopletwitter]

[kittenchomp]

[thelastunicorm]

SHSGHDHSJDGDH???

[birdmans]

Diary of a Wimpy Kid dir. Thor Freudenthal

[lemuenic]

[nasa-dude]

Attack On Titan

Eren: TITANS

Mikasa: eren

Armin: eren no

Sasha: food

Connie: I’m the only one who has sanity.

Jean: neigh motherfuckers

Marco: =^_^=

Historia: um, not true Connie.

Ymir: historia’s boobs= life

Reiner: same Ymir, same

Bertholdt: *SWEATING*

Annie: ……………….

Levi: fuck you hoe, I will clean everything kill all the titans and then marry eren

Hanji: TITANS

Erwin: I have an arm-y ;))))))

Mike: woof

Petra: tree

[nasa-dude]

if this post was a person. ong itd be on sight

[nasa-dude]

snk sleepover but its better

eren: so i have a crush

armin: may god bless their soul.

[nasa-dude]

Snk sleepover

Eren: Ok, I have a crush...

Armin: Omg, you do????

Describe them!!

Eren: Well, let's see....

They're quiet....

Levi and Mikasa:

Eren: They have black, short, raven hair....

Levi and Mikasa:

Eren: From what I can tell, they like me too.....

Levi and Mikasa:

Eren: They always get me out of trouble.....

Levi and Mikasa:

Eren: They're REALLY strong...

Levi and Mikasa:

Eren: And they're always there for me, no matter what! That's what they're like.

Armin: Wow!

Levi and Mikasa:

Levi and Mikasa: *going through an internal crisis*

[nasa-dude]

stop giving this post notes i fucking hate this post sm i made this when i was like 12 ereri is dead to me along with everyone who ships it fuck ereri

[sporesgalaxy]

reading tags on ur art moodboard

[goofballproximitysurveyor-deact]

[a-maiz-ing]

The voice acting didn’t have to hit like that

[macademmia-deactivated20260103]

you have to unmute the voice acting is Oscar worthy

[slashercatz]

he sounds like an anime villain

[transgenderization]

starting to think that some of you are actually gay for real

[dabmoji]

Straight girls in a gay bar

[crystalrina-archive]

Swordswoman Kaede with dramatic lighting and a hakama? Mhmm!!

[lemonteastar]

🍁

[pirategf]

me: yes i know gay villains are a dangerous trope

me when villains are straight: this is boring. who cares

[celestialhatter]