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[hunnyki]

"…. You drive a hard bargain."

"But fine– I’ll think aboutit.” No harm in that, right? But she wasn’t going to let him weasle out with a loophole or anything at the last second. ”Now, I need you to hand over that phone so I can delete the recording myself.”

[nasechan]

Hell yea! Oh, he was so ready to see her on stage in a cute revealing idol outfit. He felt brotherly pride at the mental image. Nothing more than wholesome, brotherly pride. 

"Sure. Uh, just let me change my wallpaper before I give it to you. There are some things the eyes of an innocent young girl must not see." 

[nasechan]

karasuno-beauty replied to your post: why is a porn blog following the hir...

[like calls to like hiroomi]

i cant argue with that tbh...

[nasechan]

why is a porn blog following the hiroomeister!!??!!

[pukadin]

[nasechan]

new beginnings (@noiz)

[noroiz-blog]

What Noiz wasn’t about to admit was that he had already pre-ordered the PSY Green Day collab album as well as illegally downloaded some of the leaked tracks and masturbated furiously while listening to them. His meat jacking had been top-notch that night. Top lel.

"Fine, at least I can agree on that." Noiz sighed. That whole conversation had felt like a heated debate between Rog, the Australian prime minister and Tyrone, the African Moe prince.

Anyway, the Top Lel Music and Fashion Awards were on, and Noiz didn’t want to miss something critical just because he was talking to this schoolboy pleb.

"The Top Lel Music Awards are on. If you’re not going to watch them, I suggest you shut yourself in your room. I don’t want to have to remember that you exist while my attention is on hot celebrities."

And without another word, Noiz went into the living space and pulled a bowl of Kraft Mac and Cheese from under the couch. Good. It was still warm. After getting a fork from the kitchen, the blonde plopped onto the couch, put on the awards show, and dug in to his meal. 

Lady Gaga and Hyuk were receiving awards for their impeccable fashion taste, both dressed in white suits drenched in salad dressing. What a pair. If Hyuk weren’t so gay, Noiz would have guessed that the two were dating.  

"Hey, Hiroomi," Noiz called form the sofa. 

"Can you make me a sandwich?"

[nasechan]

God this kid was a fucking antelope. Not going to watch the Top Lel Music Awards? Uh, Hiroomi wasn't a fascist, thank you very much. 

Damn, Hyuk and Gaga made quite a pair. It was a shame that the salad dressing on Hyuk's suit was not a metric ton of Hiroojizz because he would climb that Korean angel like a small agender tree. Not as much as he would Elton John, though, who rode a St. Bernard dynamically onto the screen with his entourage of Mariah Carey and Park Bom following him on their own well-groomed pugs respectively. What a feisty sight. 

"Can you make me a sandwich?"

Carltonoiz's request took Hiroomi by surprise - did this guy really think Hiroomi wasn't gonna try and poison him first chance he got? Haha, what an absolute spoonhead! Hope you like cyanide in your lettuce you Barry Manilow-fucker. 

"Sure, I'll... make you a sandwich." Hiroomi laughed bitterly, ready to see Noiz pop that existence and move on to Hell where his eunuch carcass deserved to rot.

However, the cheery feeling in his heart dropped when he realised that he had left his cyanide in his desk at home and only had Sheldonhime brand cough syrup in his pocket. He figured it would have to do and mixed it in with the orphan blood he was using as ketchup with a sigh.

[karasuno-cutie]

nasechan, galaxypunt and hunnyki started following you

[karasuno-cutie]

Yachi flinched as the boy before smiled at her. He smile seemed very creepy. Her eyes widened. Another one of the sketchy types! She took a step back as he spoke to her. A kidnapper! Yachi gasped in horror. Why on earth did she tell him her name? What had she done? Her body would be found on the side of the road in a week for sure! She laughed nervously. “N-nice too meet you too, N-Nase-san.” For now the first course of action would be to not let the kidnapper know that she was aware of his plans.

[nasechan]

Whoa this girl seemed hella creeped out. Had Hiroomi pulled his kidnapper face again? Why did he always seem to do that when he met new people? It was like an illness or something, goddamn... 

"Yeah..." Hiroomi replied hesitantly before deciding he could not just let this hang in the air and taint yet another potential friendship. Better to just clarify straight away before ending up with a misunderstanding later, right?

"I'm not a kidnapper, by the way."

Nailed it! 

[karasuno-cutie]

nasechan, galaxypunt and hunnyki started following you

Yachi smiled at the small group of people. Seeing two people that looked very alike reminded Yachi of evil siblings of wrongdoings, but she believed that three such kind looking people couldn’t be bad. They looked like people she might be able to get along with. She just had to try. “Hello. I-I’m Yachi Hitoka.”

[nasechan]

The girl before him was super cute and that in itself was enough to bring a small smile to Hiroomi's face. Her expression of apprehension was slightly concerning - he'd never considered himself a very intimidating person - and he, therefore, tried to respond in the kindest tone possible.

"Nice to meet you. I'm Hiroomi Nase." 

[hunnyki]

"GOODBYE, ANIKI."

[LEAVE (GET OUT).mp3]

[nasechan]

"Wait---! I'll delete it if you at least consider signing up for AKB48! That's more than a fair trade, I'll be destroying a precious treasure." 

[noroiz-blog]

Donk Fonk Lyrics (English & Romaji)

This song is for my Hiroomi Donk Bitch Boy. It’s called…

Donk Fonk (it’s a smooth combination of acoustic and R&B. Noiz hopes Hiroomi finds it… Sexy….)

[VERSE 1]

Hey Nase boy How you doin’ tonight Just stoppin by To ask if it’s alright I thought all my life that I was addicted to food But it turns out baby-

I’m addicted to you

[CHORUS]

So please lemme hold yo body Let me hold you close Even if you that my uncontrollable gayness Is hella fucking gross

Lemme squeeze yo body Oooh if even for a minute Because when I see that head of raven hair I just wanna put my face in it (*Noiz squeezes Hiroomi’s shoulder soo tight*)

[VERSE 2]

When I’m watchin’ MTV and I see PSY and GD I say “Damn mama” because I wish that was you and me

Your scarf around your neck And the had on my head Can be shed Before we go to bed (DONK!)

[CHORUS]

So please lemme hold yo body Let me hold you close Even if you that my uncontrollable gayness Is hella fucking gross

Lemme squeeze yo body Oooh if even for a minute Because when I see that head of raven hair I just wanna put my face in it (u n me bebe. were meant to be together ;) )

[nasechan]

Wowzer! 

[nasechan]

SECRET CRUSH?!

Crushes? On anyone other than my sacred sister? W-What an absurd notion! There's definitely not a guy who dresses like a hobo with a Ninja Turtles fetish and an unnerving love for Hulk Hogan who I want to be the Josip to my Deck. Absolutely not...! 

[hunnyki]

"…"

"Of course, I do, onii-chan; I just can’t express my feelings well …

"—is what you’d like to hear, isn’t it, you delusional pervert! In your dreams!”

[nasechan]

"The enjoyment you get out of crushing my heart is too cruel - too cruel..." 

"However, I did manage to record you saying that. Say hello to my new ringtone."

[karasuno-beauty]

"Little… Sister… Type?" Was he talking about what she thought he was? Wasn’t that the kind of thing you didn’t generally tell people you had just met? This boy was confusing her even more each time he opened his mouth.

[nasechan]

The way this girl was acting you'd think Hiroomi had said something abnormal. Weird! "Yeah, you know! Like... Short, flat-chested, twin tails - that kind of thing. But really, any girl with an older sibling is fair game, let's be real. You agree, right?" 

[hunnyki]

Tsu- Tsundere?! 

"Go die!"

[nasechan]

So cruel...! 

"Don't be that way! Deep down you surely love your onii-chan, right? Right?" 

[nasechan]

hunnyki replied to your post: hunnyki asked:And just /what/ hav...

Don’t get the wrong idea; I only came to make sure you weren’t smearing the Nase name.

"I see you haven't stopped being full tsundere since I saw you last, Mitsuki."

[karasuno-beauty]

"G-glasses thing? Totally in?" Shimizu wasn’t exactly sure how she was supposed to react to what he was saying, so she just kind of found herself repeating his words in confusion.

[nasechan]

"Well according to some people anyway." He shrugged, wondering if telling a girl he'd only just met about his weird fetishes was inappropriate. Nah. "I prefer the little sister type, myself, however. Sorry to disappoint." 

[nasechan]

bokukakkoi replied to your post: anonymous asked:Hmmm, Heartbreak ...

( YOU SAY THAT LIKE THE HETEROSEXUALITY OF IT ALL IS MORE CONCERNING THAN THE INCEST IMPLICATIONS )

just how i roll bruh ;) 

[nasechan]

Hmmm, Heartbreak Hotel

♥ Heartbreak Hotel: Please tell your crush/beloved one that you love them, even if they know already! Your heart will feel heavy and broken until you confess. 

"I'm coming for you, Mitsuki!"