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@nashxqueer
Today at therapy was really hard. I was sitting here crying, and generally being miserable, when I felt a nudge at my knee. I looked down to see that Zeus, my service dog, was doing his job… and brought me a potato. it is very hard to cry with a gift of potato.
Remember this? I’m having a rough time right now. Zeus has a solution.
That would be an empty pill bottle, the *correct* pill bottle, a bottle of embossing powder, and two, TWO potatoes.
You’re worth at least 2 potato to him and that’s pretty special imo.
I would just like to remind you all that *I don’t own any potatoes* and I have no clue where he’s getting them from.
you could be my boyfriend of 85 years or my husband of 586778 years or my favourite teacher or my most beloved mentor but if you are a man and you yell at me or raise your voice at me i can 100% guarantee our relationship will never be the same ever again there is something so treacherous about men who needlessly raise their voice
Okay, but replace man with woman… Sounding a lil sexist.
why stop there!! let’s replace man with gecko!! i HATE reptiles!
awww. i don’t mean you gecko girl it’s okay i’m sorry
In my personal experience, women raise their voices because they feel like they aren’t being listened to. Men raise their voices because they feel like they aren’t being obeyed.
SPILL. THAT. TEA.
The youth is the truth
The statement “cops shouldn’t kick handcuffed people” is politics? How the hell is there more than one side to that?
If this cop accomplished anything, it’s getting more people to hate cops.
Limits of the Human Body
Body Heat = 107.6 F
Cold Water = 40 F
Hot Air = 300 F
High Altitude = 15,000 ft
Starvation = 45 days
Diving Depth = 282 ft
Lack of Oxygen = 11 minutes
Blood Loss = 40%
Dehydration = 7 days
Writers finding this post:
Europeans finding that post :
This Post, But In Metric:
Body Heat: 42°C
Cold Water: 4.4°C
Hot Air: 149°C
High Altitude: 4572m
Diving Depth: 86.3m
I’m so tired
Sis saw the opportunity and NAILED it. I am Proud.
i finally did it. i finally made a video of some of my favorite spongebob quotes in the whole series. i finally fucking did it
boyle is the best friend every person needs
Black and White painting by Bob Ross
The world @ America.
So many things kill me in this video:
1. How she just tappin random buttons in the beginning
2. How she says “I am confusion”
3. The way she says “explain”
I thought I’d lost this forever. I will forever reblog.
She has a YouTube channel! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzkY7wa8Ksxv4M5NyUYgTmA
Ya’ll are forgetting the best part:
the only acceptable gamer
my new role model. going to start using ‘gimme the kill shot’ in team chat now.
Anti vaxxers killing their dogs now too, may as well while you’re murdering children. Not my screenshot, or I wouldn’t have protected this fucker’s name
One of my tech colleagues had an anti-vaxxer come in to his clinic, with pamphlets about how her dog supposedly got autism from getting him vaccinated and all her supporting evidence, and tried to cover all their actual informational pamphlets with them. She was escorted out and they threw away every piece of her garbage they could find. I haven’t had any run-ins with idiots like this myself and I really hope it stays that way.
The really sad thing is, once the bullshit natural remedy crowds reach actual breeders, entire kennels of dogs end up dropping dead from 100% preventable diseases.
I’m talking dozens of animals being wiped out for the want of a 20$ shot. From diseases that never show up in even the shitty puppy mill fed pet store in the mall.
The antivax movement may as well be named the Masque of the Red Death because all it managed to be is a harbinger of plague.
Omg. If you’ve never lost a dog to parvo or had to pay to treat one for it (y'all remember when Axl got exposed before he’d had his last round of shots, right) and leave them at a vet’s office for a fucking week or more without getting to see them (for fear of spreading the shit accidentally) talk to someone who has. That way they can punch you in the fucking face and tell you to GET YOUR ANIMALS (AND KIDS) VACCINATED YOU DIPSHIT.
me: immune system why do i have a fever
immune system: well the bacteria can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long so i thought i’d raise the temperature to kill them off!
me:
immune system:
me:
immune system:
me: we also can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long
immune system:
i have never heard anyone not sing that one line in little lion man by mumford and sons with absolute relish like everyone really enjoys just shouting you really fucked it up this time and i dont blame them
I really … don’t know what the mom expected… I really do not