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“Please don’t expect me to always be good and kind and loving. There are times when I will be cold and thoughtless and hard to understand.”
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Credit: @ThinkAnneThink
lately there have been too many days like in a row
this makes so much sense while not making sense whatsoever
broke: only slash three tires because if you slash all four then insurance will cover it but they won’t cover three (this is literally not true btw and could serve to establish in court that you were slashing their tires to cause maximum financial damage as opposed to an emotional rage)
woke: slash all four tires because fuck em
bespoke: slash two tires diagonally opposite from each other. nobody has more than one spare, it’s impossible to get up on jacks, and trying to drive it will destroy the undercarriage as it rocks back and forth and slams into the ground
true ending: don’t fucking slash tires because they’re under insane amounts of pressure and putting a knife between yourself and an exploding tire is a bad idea. just get a pair of clippers and cut the valve stem to cause an unfixable leak like a normal person
I HATE MYSELF SO MUCH
I DISGUST MYSELF
LOOKING IN THE MIRROR IS PAINFUL
…what???
this is a universal experience because education is chronically underfunded across the world
Had my first experience with these in fucking elementary school 😭
outfits that say im cute but there is something wrong with me