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How to hold millicent
I ship Nesta and Lucien more than Nesta and Cassian
I ship Nesta and Eris more than Nesta and Cassian
I ship Nesta and Azriel more than Nesta and Cassian
I ship Nesta and Helion more than Nesta and Cassian
I ship Nesta and literally any other character more than Nesta and Cassian
Cassian is a hypocrite. He's spineless. His entire inferiority complex is annoying. His head up Rhys' ass is annoying. His inability to form boundaries with his friends is annoying
the man wouldn't even let Nesta have any SUGAR on her OATMEAL when she had been STARVING herself
he laughed at her falling down the stairs
he took that girl on that hike from hell that almost killed her after he let his BFF threaten to murder her and gave her the silent treatment
he refused to listen to her when she said she didnt want to train at the war camps and then blamed his embarrassment on her when she refused to train
he picks fights with her. he views her as some kind of opponent or challenge he has to beat. he's clearly trying to "tame her"
this whole dude sucks ass in SO many ways and I despise the Fandom infantalizing him and saying "he deserves better than Nesta" lmao WHAT
reposting this from twitter bc it's making me lose my mind
ok wait i am OBSESSED with mamoru just outside, bein jealous, rehearsing his romantic quips to Usako-
Now i have to headcanon that he just sits in cafes on days off, brainstorming little Tuxedo Mask speeches to give in battle and keeps a nice lil moleskin notebook just for that but NO ONE CAN KNOW ABOUT ITÂ
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Ino: How old were you when you found out that a tomato is a fruit, not a vegetable?
Shikamaru: Botanically speaking, nothing is classified as a vegetable
Choji: W...What
Ino: What is a cucumber then
Shikamaru: Berry
Ino: Pepper?
Shikamaru: Berry
Choji: Hold on Iâm going to lose my mind
Ino: DID YOU JUST SAY THAT PEPPERS ARE FUCKING BERRIES
Shikamaru: A lot of things are berries that Iâm sure you wouldnât like to be
Ino: Like what??
Shikamaru: Pumpkins
Ino: FUCKING PUMPKINS??
Choji: Shikamaru you are very smart and usually I like to believe you but youâre literally ruining my day
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Sometimes I say self loathing things to my therapist and he looks at me dead in the eyes before saying âYou fucking moron.â and tbh same
Me: I think I donât exist.
Therapist: Listen, you do exist, and if you didnât, someone would have to create you because the world would be a much sadder place.
Me: Jerome, how dare you saying something so sweet when Iâm dissociating.
Me: Honestly, (thing that is totally fucked up for any âsaneâ person) is normal, right?
Therapist: No.
Me: Wow.
Therapist: Youâre just a fucked up bitch.
Me: I do agree with the fucked up bitch part.
Therapist: Thatâs a start!
Me: I guess heâs still my friend?
Therapist: Considering what you told me and how much you wanna beat him to death, heâs not. You pretty much hate him despite knowing him for years.
Me:
Me: Why did I need to come here to realize that.
Therapist: Because thatâs my job to help you to understand some stuff. Also because youâre way too kind and you would let someone punch you in the guts and still consider them as your friend while they stab you.
Me: I donât need that kind of call out, Jerome.
Me: Hey, I brought you coffee. And croissants too, but I ate them. *puts Starbucks coffee in front of him*
Therapist: Oh thatâs nice!!... Oh my name is on it!!
Me: Yeah!!
Therapist: Itâs wholesome but... *very confused and silently*... How do I drink it?
Me, not being able to come to my appointment and having to call him: Iâm sorry, itâs all my fault, Iâm so so so sorr-
Therapist: I dare you to say sorry one more time. I dare you.
Therapist: Hey I wanna show you this super funny image I found the other day.
Me: What-
Therapist: *turns his screen and show me THIS*Â
Me:Â
Me: Jerome.
Therapist: You went to the gaypride?
Me: Yeah, I went.
Therapist: Was it something you enjoyed?
Me: Mh. Yeah. Sorta.
Therapist: Did you see some bears?
Me:
Me: Jerome wh-
Therapist: Thatâs the only term I know outside of the LGTB one, I wanted to use it.Â
Therapist: Are you sure youâre not becoming roommate with (name) because of pity? Kinda sacrificing yourself?
Me: No, I want it!!
Therapist: Finally, youâre not forcing yourself for the others! And youâre doing something you want! Iâm proud of you!
Me: Youâre more of a dad than my own father.
Therapist: Thatâs not very hard.
Me: I always wondered, are you queer?
Therapist: I am not.
Me: Ooh.
Therapist: Or am I?
Me: Ooh!
As an update, Jerome gave my appointment to someoneâs else today so we were both in the waiting room, confused and he walked in, patted my head and said sorry but honestly it was hilarious.
The secretary came to tell me that Jerome actually forgot to write me down on the appointment list.
This is a 100% normal situation with Jerome as my Therapist.
As an addition, more than half of my friends want Jerome to adopt me and refer to him as âTherapist dadâ.
Heâs aware of it and think itâs hilarious.
Me, after complaining for the 25 times about my birth father: Idk if you noticed, but Iâm full of anger against him.
Therapist: Oh, really, I never noticed. You know, you should turn that anger into indifference. It would help you.
Me: Unholy gods, I wish it was me.
Therapist: You know, people will still love you even if you donât offer them things all the time. You donât have to do that.
Me: What??
Therapist: Why donât you send a mail to your psychiatrist when you have a bad mood swing?
Me: Like what? âHey JoĂ«l wassup, Iâve been very suicidal lately last night I wanted to die. Hope you have rad vacations and the weed is good save some good kush for me, kissy kissy.â ?
Therapist: Exactly.
Me: Youâre as bad as me with human interactions Jerome, yâknow.
Me, heavily dissociating: I donât exist-
Therapist: Can I touch you to prove you that you do?
Me: Dinner first.
Therapist:
Therapist: Damien, you moron.
Therapist: You need vacations.
Me: Iâm broke.
Therapist: Oh yeah.
Therapist: You still need vacations tho.
Me: Jerome, I am still broke.
Me, by text: Hey, you just walk by me!
Therapist, by text: Oh sorry. I didnât see you.
Therapist, by text: Wait. Were you at the tattoo shop?
Me, by text, totally at the tattoo shop: You have no proof.
For a bit of context here: Around two months ago I went to a friendâs who happened the live on the same street as Jerome, which I didnât know. He was really surprised to see me and came to check on me, asking me why I was here with a bit of concern on his voice. And this take place earlier this month:
Therapist: So your friend lives in the same street than I?
Me: Yes. Townâs short I guess.
Therapist: Were you really going to your friend...?
Me: Yes?? Why else would I be here?
Therapist: A lot of drug deals happen in this street and I see often teenagers and young adults coming and buy stuffs. I was a bit worried for you.
Me, at 2pm: Iâm sorry Iâm going to be late!
Therapist: Your appointment was this morning at 11:30am, Damien.
Me:
Me: What.
Jerome is still not aware of his fame and idk how to announce him.
Therapist; Whatâs up with you and wanting domestic rats.
Me: Iâm gonna get a rat and call him Jerome just to piss you off.
Therapist:
Therapist: How dare you.
Therapist: Weed doesnât do much on me and I must admit Iâm kinda disappointed.
Me:
Therapist: Do you smoke?
Me: Jerome.
On hard days I wonder how Jerome is doing
Heâs doing fine, last time he shown me his fav pic of a red panda which is this one
I FOUND IT I FOUND IT I FUCKING FOUND IT AAAAAAAH YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY THIS MADE ME FEEL
Itâs really amazing how happy people get when they find this post omg
Always reblog Jerome.
Is he now aware of his fame?
After months, he is, and he just told me âHaha, this is funny. Iâm happy itâs helping people!â
I think he doesnât realize that heâs known *worldwide*
poor yoongi T 0 T
Jungkook: âYou should really think before you speak.â
Yoongi: âI doâ
Yoongi: âAnd Iâm like âwow, thatâs amazing, I should say it out loud,ââ
Yoongi: âand it exceeds my expectations.â
im going to have a stroke
Instead try⊠Person A: You know⊠the thing Person B: The âthingâ? Person A: Yeah, the thing with the little-! *mutters under their breath* Como es que se llama esa mierda⊠THE FISHING ROD
As someone with multiple bilingual friends where English is not the first language, may I present to you a list of actual incidents I have witnessed:
Forgot a word in Spanish, while speaking Spanish to me, but remembered it in English. Became weirdly quiet as they seemed to lose their entire sense of identity.
Used a literal translation of a Russian idiomatic expression while speaking English. He actually does this quite regularly, because he somehow genuinely forgets which idioms belong to which language. It usually takes a minute of everyone staring at him in confused silence before he says ââŠ.AhâŠ.. that must be a Russian one thenâŠ.â
Had to count backwards for something. Could not count backwards in English. Counted backwards in French under her breath until she got to the number she needed, and then translated it into English.
Meant to inform her (French) parents that bread in America is baked with a lot of preservatives. Her brain was still halfway in English Mode so she used the word âprĂ©servatifes.â Ended up shocking her parents with the knowledge that apparently, bread in America is full of condoms.
Defined a slang term for meâŠâŠ. with another slang term. In the same language. Which I do not speak.
Was talking to both me and his mother in English when his mother had to revert to Russian to ask him a question about a word. He said âI donât knowâ and turned to me and asked âIs there an English equivalent for ĐŃĐŒĐžĐ·ĐŒĐ°ŃĐžŃĐ”ŃĐșĐžĐč?â and it took him a solid minute to realize there was no way I would be able to answer that. Meanwhile his mom quietly chuckled behind his back.
Said an expression in English but with Spanish grammar, which turned âHow stressful!â into âWhat stressing!â
Bilingual characters are great but if youâre going to use a linguistic blunder, you have to really understand what they actually blunder over. And itâs usually 10x funnier than âOoops itâs hard to switch back.â
My father learned English as his⊠i think fifth or sixth language? He grew up speaking French and Romanian, later learned Italian and Hebrew. He has a tendency to assume Latin-derived words in English have the same meaning as the words in other languages he knows, or try to conjugate a word in a way that should work in English, but doesnât.Â
He also has words in his vocabulary that he must have learned at one time as a translation of a more commonplace word he was accustomed to using. For example, heâs very fond of âconscientâ, which is an English word, but not one iâve ever seen a native English speaker use outside of obscure academic literature.
hey felinette discord buddies! Imagine Bilingual Marinette with these issues!Â
someone: [shows affection]
yoongi: absolutely disgusting. do it again.
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