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[pyonkotchi-moved]

I asked Siri if I’d ever get married and it consulted the magic conch

[nothinnmuch]

[seedling]

why can’t I just sell my emotions online

[braytheist-deactivated20140611]

Let me tell you about my night.

I went to do my daughter’s hair (condition, comb, curl, etc). It’s a regular thing and when we went to do it she said “I’m not happy with this anymore”. I asked her why and she said she was done being a girl. She hated it, and wasn’t happy. She then asked me if she could get some new clothes, boy clothes. We talked and discussed why she wanted this and what made her decide this. She said she doesn’t like girl stuff. She likes motorcycles, monster trucks, superheroes and football. So you know what we did? She and I cut her butt-length hair and went shopping. $60 later and she has a slew of new “boy” outfits. 

When I asked her if she was prepared to face the kids at school that will make fun of her because they don’t understand she said “Yeah, I will tell them that I’m happy and their opinion doesn’t matter to me”.

Oh yeah…she’s 7.

[braytheist-deactivated20140611]

Wow the support…she’s going to love this when she wakes up tomorrow. Thank you guys.

[fandoms-are-my-one-true-love]

My friend just sent me this and I have been laughing for the last 10 minutes

[deactivated-blog]

[doughnot]

those text posts where every single comment is pure gold

[jewelcrafting-deactivated201707]

pure gold

[capriciouslyyy]

Pure gold

[italiham-deactivated20160623]

Pure gold

[babycambridgesus-deactivated201]

"He’s a little fighter. He kind of, he wriggles around quite a lot.” - Prince William

[theladthatlived]

its like when you take dogs out of water and they carry on swimming

[michael-carl-deactivated2020041]

MOTHER, UNHAND ME, I HAVE A COUNTRY TO GOVERN

[thevirginharrry-deactivated2013]

remember swine flu reblog if ur a tru 2009 kid

[officialkirstie-deactivated2018]

People were practically drinking hand sanitizer during that shit

[nvshit]

[fdsmfvsamld9009309mo-deactivate]

'girlfriend' by avril lavigne came out seven years ago

[silenthill]

hey hey you you i don’t like your fun fact

[annoyedstripper]

No way No way I think you need to stop that

[4gifs]

[spacelionsgetscared]

oh fuck every time i see it i laugh so fucking hard. i have to reblog this every time. i can’t not reblog this

lOOK AT THE GUY IN THE BACKGROUND HE’S LAUGHING HIS ASS OFF

[andiameverything-deactivated201]

this is so great omg

[lillyhasatumblr]

He looks at his hand like it’s the first time he’s ever seen it.

[carrotssss]

[sjeufhwuw82]

This is a piece of shitty mid-2000s humour that I hope never disappears from the internet

[lgnify]

[megustamemes]

And yet the guy in blue stripes is ready to fight with no fear in his eyes

[curledmess]

"Conceal don’t feel"

[thecutestofthecute]

When someone randomly calls you cute and you just

[meanlindsay]

[quartzgods]

EXCUSE ME