Disney World Sky Burial

The poet must not avert his eyes.

[citizen-zero]

Imma keep it real with you chief. This will not improve the standing of Brandenburg-Prussia.

[suodelic]

sex with a guy who wants to hunt you for sport for 6-12 hours immediately beforehand

[paverics]

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

[paverics]

comedians can only dream of writing something this funny

[lordofseagulls]

Lil Nas X should not be allowed to be this funny

[espanolbot2]

The Terminator Comes To Riverdale In Archie Vs Terminator This Autumn

The Terminator Comes To Riverdale in Archie Vs The Terminator this autumn by Rory McConville, Steven Butler and Lily Butler from Dynamite

[but-a-humble-goon]

They’re just fucking with me at this point.

[espanolbot2]

I mean, won't be as jarring as the Jay and Silent Bob crossover they apparently did last year or something.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

PLEASE TELL ME THIS PANEL IS SOMEHOW REAL XD

[darker-than-darkstorm]

I thought for sure it was edited, but it's real.

Snoochie Boochies! Kevin Smith's ARCHIE MEETS JAY AND SILENT BOB Is Out This July! - Archie Comics

As announced by The Hollywood Reporter, acclaimed filmmaker, director, writer, podcaster, and comic book fan Kevin Smith brings his talents

Yes, it's *full* of profanity and sexual innuendo despite being drawn in the classic Archie style. It's more "Archie Meets Clerks" than specifically Jay and Silent Bob, though.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

It means she wants to eat that ass Archie

Also

What a fucking amazing way to learn that it's canon that Jay has a queer daughter whose every bit as much of a horny idiot as he is XD

[ralfmaximus]

It's 2026? I'm climbing back into my coffin for another century or two

[pangur-and-grim]

my house is scary at night

[storyweavingspider]

Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications

[lgbt-tiktoks]

Description: [A video of a woman riding a galloping horse bareback while holding a large rainbow flag.]

[nattousan]

i felt like these tags really added to the experience, thanks @cynderxdustypaws for your knowledge

[naamahdarling]

This is one of the most powerful images I have ever seen, and I will reblog it every single time because every single time it brings tears to my eyes.

[curseofmeatthawsmoth]

[urbxnfxck]

need this to go with my "expensive and difficult" trucker hat

[tsarina-anadyomene]

it really is quite bad for your military to have an image of itself as a warrior class. what you really want is for your soldiers to think of themselves as boring professionals who will fill out a report form if someone gets a little too warrior ethos out there

[gsot]

[drmajalis]

[ralfmaximus]

The elite US warrior class in Viet Nam kept getting killed by draftees so often they named the process.

[itswalky]

BRB gonna wear my shirt that announces I got successfully railed in the street just outside Fenway Park

[citizen-zero]

alternatively: a shirt that announces that you gave birth in the street outside Fenway Park. congratulations ma’am it’s a beautiful healthy Red Sox fan.

[mundo-magico]

[funny-tik-toks]

[youremysunshine8]

This dog's face is sending me. New reaction image

[ra-meat]

As i was cropping it i thought the "no he'd die" was really funny so I kept it

[silly-jellyghoty]

I'm stealing this. Thanks.

[c3rvida3]

How To Tell Your Cat That You Could Walk To His Food Faster If He Weren't Weaving Under Your Fucking Feet In A Beautiful And Intricate Idiot's Ballet

[evilsoup]

how to tell human,,, "ilove you",,,

[chronophobica]

what they DONT tell you about clarinets is that you have to fucking build the damn thing every single time. "what instrument do you play" fucking legos man idk

[alphabetizing-posts]

about build clarinets damn do DONT every fucking fucking have idk instrument is legos man play" single tell that the they thing time. to what "what you you you

[howverychaotic]

I really need to start reading the blog name because I thought I was having some sort of moment right there.

[evilscientist3]

i swear if the wizard doesnt let me out of his abandoned salt mine soon im gonna fucking LOSE IT

[ttechniic]

what did you do to be put into the salt mine

[evilscientist3]

i MAY have eaten his special wizard meal. but i think he should let me out tbh

[ttechniic]

was it good? was it worth it? are you able to bear the weight of your sin?

[evilscientist3]

im not gonna lie it was fucking delicious i would fucking do it again. wait shit youre the fucking wizard in disguise seeing if ive learned my lesson arent you. fuck.

[ttechniic]

10 YEARS IN THE ABANDONED SALT MINE.

[siderealglimmer]

[dogpuppy]

[holy-leapin-splits-batman]