Warrior

Natasha; call me Nat. I'm a professional sharpie-tattoo artist.

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Justin Timberlake’s FutureSex/LoveSound album is kind of my guilty pleasure somehow.

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I want to have really hardcore sex with Justin Timberlake.

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Thank god, any time before 10am gives me the look of a dead man. 

What night do we head out on?

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I'm death in the morning, dude.

Tomorrow night?

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Are you a early bird or a night owl? I was thinking sometime late tomorrow we’d head over. 

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Night owl, definitely. In the morning I can't function.

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Probably sometime soon, I’m itching to leave this place for a bit.

Even if it’s only for a few hours, I really need some fresh air. That and In N Out is awesome and we shouldn’t wait too long to get some. 

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Like I said, anytime.

Me too. I've been locked up in here for too long. Like...a month. I don't think I can wait any longer, my dude.

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Alright, putting that on my to-do list. No In N Out in Kansas? I’m sorry about that. What time works for you? I’m not doing much any day so I can work around your schedule. And thank you, I try. 

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None, nada, not one. It's pretty shitty, actually. Anytime, honestly. Just let me know. 

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Ha, yeah I guess that’s another thing that puts them back. It sucks because there’s the possibility for it to work but it doesn’t? And hey, I’m always down for a food run — I love that place. 

Plan puns beforehand, set up situations to use them, that’s how I do it. 

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Then let's sneak out sometime. I think we can go through the back, ya know? Honestly, In N Out is fantastic. I wish we had that shit back in Kansas.

You're a genius, Brad. Genius.

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Ha, yeah they’re full of shit most of the time. I don’t know how anyone can stand going to see one regularly. I’ve only been once and that was once too many. True enough, but the food is also free so I’m game. 

I gotta admit, I don’t usually use them unless I’m prepared for it. I’m not that great at thinking stuff up on the spot. And you know what, null is a legal term, and I wasn’t even trying to make a pun there. If you think you’re bad, I just let my own pun fly over my own damn head. 

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I've seen two or three here. None of them are hot, unfortunately. But if they were, I'd be going every single day.They're all just really condescending to me, ya know? I'm not seven. I really wanna go get In N Out since I've never had it before. Someone has to sneak out with me soon.

Yep, and that's exactly why I don't freestyle. But in 2003 I was positive I was gonna become a rapper like Eminem. 8 Mile was my shit. I've done that before too! No worries, my dude. 

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So, is there anything else you dislike as much as math?

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Dogs because they smell like shit.

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Well I’m happy for you, you’re already three steps ahead of everyone else.  I don’t have any good tips on how you’re supposed to get that motivation, so I’m going to leave some luck for you for that one. Rice with some beef and gravy maybe, I’ll see how I can get myself that. 

Ha, I always love a good pun, it’s one of my better if odd traits. I’m sorry to hear that many are too null to catch a good pun. 

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I'd go to one of these psychologists for advice on motivation, but they always tell me to "do what makes me happy". Like, sitting on the couch while watching Netflix marathons makes me happy, but I can't do that for the rest of my fucking life and make money off of it. But if I could, I'd be as rich as Megan Fox. Have fun with that one, the food here sucks mad dick.

I think of a good once in a blue moon, just got lucky. Isn't null legal shit or something? Jesus, if that was a pun and I didn't catch it I'm gonna rip my hair out.

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Jolene. Hi. I’m glad you’re still alive despite your lack of math skills. You give me hope.

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Hey, thanks! Me too. 

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Can I have your luck? In my lifetime of travelling I have never scored that well. 

You’ve really got what you want down, that’s actually really awesome. Me? I’ve got no bloody idea what I’m going to have for lunch, let alone what I want to actually accomplish in the future. And when you said “being a defence attorney could have it’s cons” — was the pun intended?

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My luck? Take it. Take all of it.

I know what I want, and I intend on getting it. Once I get the motivation that I'm clearly lacking. Eat rice, you can never go wrong with rice. Dude! Yes, finally, someone got the pun. I've said that so many times back at home and everybody was confused as fuck. 

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I guess. It also depends on what you’re doing, who you’re with, what unfortunate things you find from previous visitors. I feel if I had stayed in Bangor longer I would’ve missed it, but I can’t say I remember much about my time there. Can’t miss a place you don’t remember, or at least I can’t. 

Thanks, though I think of the two of us you’re the cool one. Other than my fucked up head, all I’ve got are some old jeans and a T on me. Maybe one day I’ll get something, but I’ve got no idea what I want. Let alone where I would put it. 

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One time I stayed at a motel in Philadelphia and there was a bag or two of weed in the fridge along with beer. I consider that scoring, dude. Nah, you're right. I don't miss Florida because I went there when I was six, I think. It was the typical family trip. Lots of photos with pervs in costumes and theme parks.

I get that a lot, kidding. And I'm also kidding about kidding. I plan on getting the hell out of here someday, going to college for criminal justice, and eventually being an ADA or lawyer. It'd fun to argue for a living, ya know? Except being a defense attorney could have it's cons. 

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That’s obviously something you need in your everyday life. I’m surprised that you haven’t died using public transport due to that lack of knowledge yet. 

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Christ, I know. Nat, I'm Nat.

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My travelling was far from exotic, instead of the seven wonders of the world I got the seven cheapest cities of america. 

Personally, I think Dorothy would’ve been better off that way. 

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That can still be interesting. Cheap motels sound comfy, right? I have a really strong love/hate relationship with Kansas. Half the time I wish I didn't move out here and the other half of the time I'm glad I got the hell out of dodge.

Agreed. I like your style, man. 

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Me too. It seems so simple, therefore it tricks you into thinking you might understand it but in reality you’ll never be able to use it. Or at least I’m still not.

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I don't think I'll ever use it. Like fuck, when am I ever gonna need to know the height of the hypotenuse?