perfectly out of key

Oh, I want you to stay & if I try my hardest, would you look my way?   nathan foster.19.witch.

[miri--phelan-blog]

“I wouldn’t really mind the naked whoever, but if they would be expecting sex or whatever’s in that nature, they would be incredibly disappointed. I would still offer to actually watch netflix and chill, though. Maybe lighten the bite of the unrequited sexual tension they felt.”

[natefxster-blog]

“Yeah, to be honest I’d rather just avoid misunderstandings like that, I think I’d feel to awkward to ever look that person in the eye anymore. I’m glad I know the real meaning now, though, I bet weird situations would’ve happened if I would’ve used it to try and sound cool.”

[fvckelijah]

“only if you consider two hundred and thirty-eight to be old,” he told the other, cocking his head to the side. 

[natefxster-blog]

“mhm, depends if you feel old, i guess ? do you have to use a lot of anti aging products or do you just stay handsome forever ?” he wondered, eyebrows slightly furrowed as he looked back at the other. 

[kevindarden]

“This will be our secret. Plus, I wouldn’t want you to have a terrible school experience because you told me this. Don’t worry.”

[natefxster-blog]

“That’s nice of you, thank you. I just don’t wanna make myself unpopular, I mean you never know, maybe some people really just wanna watch Netflix, I’m a big fan.”

[thorxgirl-deactivated20160409]

“No, I wasn’t in the situation but one of my friends was telling me about it. They found it hilarious that I didn’t know.”

[natefxster-blog]

“I hope that they were nice to you about it and didn’t make too much fun of you. It’s not your fault that people these days say odd things like that. “

[fvckelijah]

Corbin raised an eyebrow as as the other wiggled his. “Huh… The human race has gotten stranger the more time has gone on.”

[natefxster-blog]

“Does that mean you’re an oldie and you don’t really know what’s up with the kids these days?” Nate laughed, to be fair it was rather embarrassing that he was only nineteen and had no idea what’s going on with the kids, either. 

[ritualistiic]

‘ alright, sure, if you say so. i totally believe you ’

[natefxster-blog]

“i didn’t even know what it meant, you can’t judge me. it’s unfair!”

[kingsmandemon-deactivated201512]

“Hmph,” he didn’t quite know what he was talking about. He wanted to laugh because it sounded silly, a demon, dreamy? he thought. He smiled at the other, “Well if you think this is dreamy,” he said as he began to force his true form, head only, his horns curling out toward him, eye’s pitch black and different textured skin, “then, yeah. I guess I’m dreamy.” he said to the other in his demonic voice.

[natefxster-blog]

Nate tried his best to stay calm as he watched the other changing his form right in front of his eyes, but it was a lost cause. No matter how hard he tried to pretend he knew a lot about that world he was a part of now, he barely knew anything at all. Scared of the demon in front of him, he stumbled a couple of steps away, rubbing at his eyes, trying to get some control back. “I’m s-sorry !”

[kevindarden]

“Ah, well…..I think I could have gone without needing to know that. But, now I do, so I can stop students from doing that. I guess.”

[natefxster-blog]

“Oh, oh, I shouldn’t have said anything, don’t you dare to tell anyone that you got that information from me or everyone is gonna hate me for ruining their fun.”

[miri--phelan-blog]

“Sex? But what if someone really wanted to watch netflix and chill? Seems a little misleading if you ask me.”

[natefxster-blog]

“That’s exactly what I’m talking about. I wouldn’t like to be suprised with a naked man or a naked woman in my living room after I put on my comfy sweat pants.”

[rookiexpalladinoxrp]

“Agreed. Maybe you and I should invent a new better phrase for it?”

[natefxster-blog]

“Mhm like...hulu and chill ? Watch series and chill ? Amazon prime and chill ? Watch a movie and chill ?”

[harrygallery]

[marigoldcossande-blog]

She can’t even breath over to fit of giggles that started after watching him, “That was, wow,” she managed to get out, grinning at him. “I might just have to give it a listen now.” She nods her head slowly, “Ooohh, that’s understandable. At least you can avoid that very awkward situation.”

[natefxster-blog]

“Thank you, thank you. I’m here every day at the week, buy my new single ‘coke without ice’ on iTunes,” he joked, shaking his head lightly as a couple of giggles fell from his own lips. “Honestly, you should give it a listen, you might be a big fan. I think he’s got Twitter too, but he only talks about...well, netflix and chill. So, you better stay away from that.”

[ritualistiic]

‘ agreed. – hey don’t worry about it, at least you’re not a total fuckboy. ’

[natefxster-blog]

“hey no ! listen, i’m no fuckboy at all. i never netlix and chilled before, that should be proof enough.”

[kingsmandemon-deactivated201512]

He looked at the other males hand and then went to shake it. “Pleasure.” he said and smiled at Nate. “Hmph, what a strange thing to say…” he said to the other and trailed off again.

[natefxster-blog]

“Mhm, I think the human race happens to be a very strange thing in general to be fair,” he shrugged, a smile tugging on his lips. “You’re a bit dreamy, aren’t you? A tiny little bit distracted.”

[miri--phelan-blog]

“Good for you. I’m still completely in the dark as to what that means, though, yet I hear nearly the whole world saying it.”

[natefxster-blog]

“Then let me tell you, the whole world is talking a lot about sex. But what’s new? They just found a new way to say it.”

[kevindarden]

“I guess I’m still out of the loop about this because I have no clue what that means.”

[natefxster-blog]

“It’s basically like this story...when a mummy and a daddy love each other very very much, they sometimes lie down in bed together. Completely naked. And then stuff happens.”

[fvckelijah]

Corbin furrowed his eyebrows. “Netflix… and chill? That’s that..website with all the movies, yes?”

[natefxster-blog]

“Exactly, but apparently it’s more than that and it’s also a code for intercourse,” he gigled, wiggling his eyebrows. “People will never stop to amaze me.”