She comes back out of her cabin with Danny’s shoe “Get out of here! That’s so gross!” She throws Danny’s shoe where she thinks Nate is.
[The shoe hit him on the arm.] Ow! Jesus Christ, can't a guy take a piss in peace.
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She comes back out of her cabin with Danny’s shoe “Get out of here! That’s so gross!” She throws Danny’s shoe where she thinks Nate is.
[The shoe hit him on the arm.] Ow! Jesus Christ, can't a guy take a piss in peace.
Tristan backs down. Tristan know’s Nate’s right, they would never go anywhere without him. He nudges him “Okay, okay….just play the game with me please?”
Yeah, yeah. [He grabbed the controller and went back to playing.]
No, I brought enough clothes for a week along with other stuff I would need.
Where the fuck did you go?
She looks at Nate and then back where she was looking before. “I thought I saw…” Her eyebrows knit together.
Jesus cock-sucking Christ. [He put his sword away.] Did you drink a lot of booze or some shit?
She gasps “You’re peeing on my cabin!” She goes back into the cabin looking for something to throw at Nate.
[He finished peeing, shook off, and put his dick back into his pants.]
Okay, I’ve got another one. I had this joke about boomerangs…[pauses for a moment] I guess it’ll come back to me!
[He burst out laughing, and then wiped his eyes.] That was fucking amazing. Tell another one.
Tristan sighs and relaxes back into the couch, “This is just easier for you. You don’t have problems fitting in like I do. You fit in with our cabin. That’s where I’m supposed to fit in and I don’t, so why not join the misfits.”
[He sighs and tosses his controller onto the nearby table.] Yeah, I guess. You're my shithead brother, you're not going anywhere without me.
Andi walks out of Cabin 6, still in her airport clothes from the flight home last night. She stretches quickly and rubs he eyes before heading to her cabin with her suitcase in tow.
[He was walking along, and when he caught sight of Andi he veered toward her.] Wow, did you bring your entire fucking wardrobe to wherever you went?
Tristan rolls his eyes but says nothing not wanting to fight with Nate anymore. “You think it’s best that we stay?”
Yeah, I do. Look we just have to stay until this stupid fucking gods shit is over. After that we can fuck off and go wherever.
Stella is sitting in a chair in the Rec Room, her hands clasped on her lap and her head bent as she prays quietly for her sister. Ending the prayer just as someone else walks in, she lifts her head and looks back at them. “Sorry, do you want this chair?”
Not really.
Charley sits in the dining hall and sighs before looking at someone. “Hey, have you ever thought about how cool I am?”
No.
She looks around in a dazed wonder. “Well, this is not what I thought I’d be doing today. Or any day, ever.”
What the fuck are you talking about now?
Lennon hears a noise outside of her cabin late at night and sits up in bed then walks as quietly as she can towards the door. She stumbles a little, because she isn’t wearing her contacts and she can hardly see anything as she walks outside, but she whispers “Hello? Is anyone out here?”
[His voice speaks up in a harsh whisper from around the corner.] Don't fucking come back here, I'm taking a piss.
Kelsey is walking near the dining pavilion when she sees something that isn’t actually there and she screams. “Oh my gods!”
[He bolts up and draws out his sword, looking around wildly.] What the fuck?
Angel steps away from his throwing position, bashfully bowing his head and gesturing with his hand where he once stood.
[He bent over and picked up a rock from where Angel stood, which he went to throw into the trees, but stopped.] Damn, the fucker got away.
Nah. [she shakes her head] Just been training.
Oh. That's boring as fuck. You should do something else.
He puts down the controller. “Who? Who’s gonna protect us Nate?”
Uh, the entire fucking camp?