[dannyhollaway-blog]

No, I’m rather sure you’re the ridiculous one.

But I am friends with you, so maybe I’m a bit ridiculous too.

[nathan--barnes]

Please, I'm the only normal around here.

The rest of you, well you're all crazy.

[dannyhollaway-blog]

Wow, saw that one coming.

You’re ridiculous.

[nathan--barnes]

Wow so rude. Ever thought that maybe you are the ridiculous one?

[dannyhollaway-blog]

Depends. Do you actually want to swim, or are you just looking for an excuse to show off your body?

[nathan--barnes]

Well I want to swim, but if people happen to admire my body at the same time I won't be complaining.

[nathan--barnes]

Anyone care to join me for a swim?

[dcvon]

Ouch. You sure know how to win a girl’s heart.

Anyways, obviously I don’t care what you think; call me whatever you want. I really don’t care. We both know you’d do anything to screw me.

[nathan--barnes]

I'm not here to win your heart. Or even to screw you. With all those diseases you probably have, you don't even make the top five.

[dcvon]

If this is your attempt at getting in my pants, it’s really not going too well babe.

[nathan--barnes]

We all know if I wanted to be in your pants Blair, I would be in your pants right now. It's not like it's hard or anything.

[hope-raines-deactivated20140328]

Oh, what a joy. You do know that I hate you right?

[nathan--barnes]

You say that but I know you don't really mean it.

[hope-raines-deactivated20140328]

There’s never anything to do, so go do nothing somewhere else.

[nathan--barnes]

But it's much more fun to stay here and annoy you.

[dcvon]

Actually I can deny that, and I will.

[nathan--barnes]

Too bad denying it won't make it untrue.

[hope-raines-deactivated20140328]

Just a bit. What do you want, Nathan?

[nathan--barnes]

Nothing in particular. There is just nothing else to do around here right now.

[dcvon]

Does being a dick come to you naturally, Nath, or is it just my lucky day?

[nathan--barnes]

Just your lucky day. You can't deny that you love it though.

[dcvon]

Did you just admit to being my distraction or did you just admit to having no life?

[nathan--barnes]

You know I have more of a life than you, it's not hard. And I'm everyone's distraction.

[dcvon]

God, I need a distraction. Any of you losers free tonight?

[nathan--barnes]

You know I always am.

[thecraftrp]

No, my job is to stand around and look pretty at Hollister, Nathan let’s not argue today.

[nathan--barnes]

Surely you can stand around and think of ideas at the same time. It's not that hard.

[thecraftrp]

What would you suggest?

[nathan--barnes]

I don't know. It's your job to come up with ideas, not mine.

[yangkougyong-blog]

”Hello, welcome to Starbucks what can I get for you?”

[nathan--barnes]

You work here? Oh and a tall flat white thanks.

[hope-raines-deactivated20140328]

If anyone raises their fucking voice around me right now I’m going to rip out your vocal chords and shove them so far up your ass I’ll tie your intestines into a fucking knot.

[nathan--barnes]

Bit sensitive today are we?