[txt] ah, fair enough. [txt] aight i'll be over soooooon
[txt] Alright.

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[txt] ah, fair enough. [txt] aight i'll be over soooooon
[txt] Alright.
[txt] lol you're not very talky huh
[txt] Sorry? I don't know what else I'm supposed to say to what you asked. If you want to come over to give me the kid and hang out, then come over. I'm sure there will be actual talking then.
[txt] sorry i didn't come over today like i said i was gonna lol [txt] me and sterling have been watching arrested development [txt] but if you're free tonight i can come over and we can hang out and switch baby shifts
[text] It's fine.
[text] Yeah, sure.
{txt} You are still alive, right?
[Text] The jury's still out.
[Text] 4D
[txt] i actually just got him to sleep lol [txt] but maybe i'll bring him over tomorrow and we can have daddy bonding time with sterling [txt] feels weird being co-fathers when i haven't gotten to know you very well
[Text] Awesome.[Text] Sounds good. [Text] Guess we'll have to fix that.
[txt] lucky for me indeed! [txt] and right, him. my bad. he's a robot though so it's hard for me to suspend my disbelief [txt] i wish he'd stop crying though omg help me
[text] You can bring him over here, if you want.
[txt] hiya! jay here. [txt] so i suppose we are parents now [txt] i've taken the liberty of naming our robot son Sterling Theodore Callaghan-Fairchild [txt] and i'm kind of hopeless when it comes to children but i sort of crafted a crib-type-thing out of a big plastic moving tub & extra blankets and i made sure it's sleeping on it's back or whatever? [txt] oh god help i'm not ready to be a father
[text] Lucky for you, I've raised five younger brothers and sisters.
[text] Keeping him on his back when he's sleeping is good.
[text] And calling him a him instead of an it should probably be our first step.
Damn.. you need anything, or are you feeling better?
Well, I haven't thrown up since Sunday night and am finally able to keep solid foods down, so I think I'm okay. I appreciate it though.
dylancollettix replied to your post: sometimes i 4get u exist. sorry.
Leave the ginge alone, anon. He’s too cute for your shit. Seriously though, where have you been?
In the bathroom with my head in the toilet for the last like four days?
[txt] So yeah I’m never going to fuck you again
[text] That's actually not as much of a disappointment as you think it is
[text] Since you lack a dick
sometimes i 4get u exist. sorry.
Kay?
lilyoxford replied to your post: [txt] So I'm never going to fuck you again for...
[txt] I’ve never thought about it [txt] Why do you plan on fucking a zombie
[text] No but I might be a zombie
[txt] So I'm never going to fuck you again for fear of committing necrophilia
[text] Is fucking zombies or vampires necrophilia?
So I think I'm ready for civilization again.
You and Wes both… thought your both like died or something, even if verdict is still out on him.
Seriously? Damn. I haven't seen him since I got sick, so I'm pretty sure I'm not the one that got him sick.
So I think I'm ready for civilization again.
I was wondering if you’d died or were choosing to hide under a rock.
You feeling better though?
Little bit of both?
A lot. My stomach is still pretty messed up and I haven't tried seeing if I can keep anything more than soup down yet, but at least I haven't thrown up in the last twelve hours.
[txt] Swallow too much come, firecrotch? [txt] Seriously, elaborate on 'getting sick'
[text] I'm pretty sure I died for a couple days.