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Your kid asked what were the noises last night
Summary: In the morning after an intimate night, your child asked what the noises were in your room Characters: Alucard, Carmilla, Dracula, Hector, Isaac, Sypha, Trevor Warnings: Pre-established relationship, gn!reader
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Alucard ⚔︎:
Alucard was washing the dishes when his daughter approached, gently tugging on his sleeve. She looked at him with a curious expression. Alucard raised an eyebrow, knowing something was coming.
"What's that face? What happened?" He asked, stopping washing the dishes for a moment so the girl could take his hand.
"Dad, why were there strange noises in your room last night? Mommy was moaning, and you were groaning." The dhampir's eyes widened.
"Ah… that's… she had a backache and I was helping her stretch." He smiled forcedly and awkwardly. "But please, never say that out loud again." He went back to washing the dishes, his cheeks pink.
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Carmilla ⏾:
Carmilla was brushing her hair in front of a dressing table when her son entered the room.
"Mom, why was Mommy screaming last night? And the bed was moving."
"Because we were sorting out some things." Carmilla remained serious, her eyes never leaving the mirror. "And sometimes it makes noise when adults solve things. Now, why don't you go after your mother? She's dying to play with you."
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Dracula 🦇:
Dracula was in the library, sitting in an armchair, reading and studying the properties of some plants. Your daughter entered quietly and sat in the armchair facing her father.
"Dad, was mommy crying last night?" The little girl asked, worried about you.
"Crying?" Dracula looked up from his book. "No... she was just having fun."
"But it seemed like you were hurting her."
"I'd never do anything to hurt your mom. We were just... playing."
"Playing with the noise of things hitting?"
"Adults' game," he replied, trying to hide his embarrassment. "You'll understand when you're older."
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Hector 🐾:
Hector was feeding the dog when his son appeared, looking confused.
"Dad, why was Mommy moaning yesterday? It looked like she was in pain."
"It wasn't pain, buddy." Hector sighed and turned to the boy. "It was just that Daddy was helping her… with an exercise."
"But why were you exercising at night?"
"Because at night it's more… calm." His cheeks turned red. "Now forget about it and go help your mother set the table."
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Isaac 🗡:
Isaac was combing his daughter's hair when she looked at him suspiciously.
"Dad, were you and Mom fighting yesterday? She wouldn't stop screaming."
"Fighting? No, honey, I was just teaching your mom some moves."
"Fighting moves? So why didn't they fight in the living room?"
"The bedroom is... comfier."
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Sypha ✴︎:
Sypha was sitting on the sofa reading when her daughter approached, looking at her with a curious expression.
"Mom, was Mommy crying yesterday? Because I heard her saying 'oh, oh, oh' several times."
"No, princess," Sypha said, closing her book and sighing, "She wasn't crying. I was just massaging her."
"But then why was there noise in the bed?"
"It's just that the massage was really intense." She went back to reading the book, praying that the conversation would end there.
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Trevor 𓍯:
Trevor was sitting on the floor playing with wooden toys with your son when the kid blurted out,
'"Dad, why were you and mommy making noise last night? It seemed like the bed was moving?"
"Oh.." Trevor scratched the back of his head. "We were trying to catch a monster that entered the room."
"A monster?!"
"Yeah. A very dangerous one. It was hard, but obviously I managed to catch it."
"You're so strong, dad! Was mommy screaming because of the monster?"
"Well, yeah..." He chuckled, "But in the end, she was happy that I managed to catch it." Trevor then went back to playing with the boy.
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