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reasons sex is like smash bros:
need to master tech skill and fundamentals before trying anything fancier
every matchup has a few moves that are more effective than others
if you’re above the other person you’re either getting comboed or comboing them
randomly throwing out moves is usually a bad idea but when it works it’s extremely memorable
edge-canceling
if you fall off the bottom of the world you die
luigi is there
My thirteen year old cousin makes gaming-themed YouTube videos in his spare time. That's amazing. He's thirteen years old! But he just called me--told me that people are commenting on his channel telling him he's shit. Telling him to kill himself.
He was devastated.
The conversation crystallized when he told me he had two options. He could deal with blocking troll accounts forever, or just shut down his channel.
He was so close to stopping. How dangerous is that?
His is the tiniest sprig of creativity. It's so, so fragile and there he is, talking to YouTube support about blocking people from his channel, rather than learning about himself and improving his rudimentary skills of video capture, editing, writing and promotion.
In the industry, we worry about the volume and tenor of our conversations. We worry about rampant harassment. We worry for the snuffing of expression under the weight so many careless words. We confirm each other's painful path to Here.
I just hadn't thought of it in terms of a thirteen-year-old boy before. We're doing a better job of reaching out, but we need to reach down too. The next generation is already here.
HOW TO LOSE WEIGHT IN 4 EASY STEPS
I’ve spent the past year losing 80 lbs and getting in shape. A lot of people have been asking me how I did it; specifics like what diet I was on, how many times a week I worked out, etc etc. So I thought I’d just answer everyone’s questions by giving you guys step by step instructions on how you can achieve everything I have… IN JUST 4 EASY STEPS! Ready? Here we go!!!
1.) NO BEER This is a big one, and one that you’ve probably heard before. Every time you drink a beer, it’s like eating seven slices of bread. That’s a lot of bread!
2.) PORTION CONTROL This is especially true when you go out to eat at restaurants. A good trick to do is when your meal comes, cut it in half and right away ask for a takeout container, so that you can save the rest for later - and even better, if you start your meal out right by ordering lean meats and veggies, you’ll slim down in no time!
3.) HAVE YOUR HEART BROKEN And not just broken; shattered. Into itsy bitsy tiny little pieces, by a girl who never loved you and never will. Join the gym at your work. Start going to the gym regularly, and even though you don’t know that much about exercise and you’re way too weak to do pretty much anything but lift 5 lb weights and use the elliptical machines with the old people, do it until your sweat makes a puddle on the floor. Then go home and go to bed early and the next day do it again. And then again. And then again.
Listen to stories of your ex-girlfriend fucking around with gross and terrible people, stories from your friends who think they are doing you a favor. Go to the gym and make more puddles of sweat. Buy books. Learn about different muscle groups and how they work together. Start eating healthy. Learn about nutrition. Plan out your week of meals. Try to forget her.
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What's your sexuality?
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Grief
Grief's a bullet bouncing around your insides. The little lacerations it traces furrow your brow and keep you prone to pained exhalations for awhile. If you're not careful, grief'll seduce your inhibitions from their rightful place, teasing you into some false respite.
But if you can stand it, just sit in it. Sit and listen to the metal bouncing between your bones.
You'll hear parts of yourself never noticed before, crying out to be heard.
1. Make a list of 100 things you absolutely love.
2. See if you can find a common theme among them.
3. See if you can combine seemingly different ones together in a novel way, and figure out how you can use this theme to add value to people’s lives.
4. Prioritize them from greatest to...
My kids are starting to notice I’m a little different from the other dads. “Why don’t you have a straight job like everyone else?” they asked me the other day. I told them this story: In the forest, there was a crooked tree and a straight tree. Every day, the straight tree would say to the crooked tree, “Look at me…I’m tall, and I’m straight, and I’m handsome. Look at you…you’re all crooked and bent over. No one wants to look at you.” And they grew up in that forest together. And then one day the loggers came, and they saw the crooked tree and the straight tree, and they said, “Just cut the straight trees and leave the rest.” So the loggers turned all the straight trees into lumber and toothpicks and paper. And the crooked tree is still there, growing stronger and stranger every day.
Tom Waits (via story-dj)
It’s been a weird few days. A tweet of mine, what I thought was a completely mild, innocuous tweet, took off and has so far been retweeted something like 1800 times. A screenshot of that tweet was featured in a tumblr post that so far has about 140k notes.
In the tweet I’m talking about ...
Wise folks speak with the perspective of mistakes made.
WIP
Needs to have in a relationship. A work in progress.
1) Aesthetic
She's found comfort in her skin and it shows. What she's got, she rocks. She doesn't put a damn thing on for me or my imagination but the way my mind is racing she may as well have.
2) Faith
Asking her the question, "Why don't you believe in yourself?" would never cross my mind.
3) Indie
She knows what to do with a mental health day. All she needs to do her thing are time, space and tools. She guards the space she needs.
4) Tough Long days are still only 24 hours long. She breathes in. She breathes out.
5) Excitable
She pings, I pong. I ping, she pongs. The energy of our interactions is infectious and addictive.
Oh passion, what you do to us. You give focus but no perspective. You turn people into precision-guided missiles with a yield of concentrated energy and all of the collateral implications.
Oh passion, I'd counsel you to seek balance but you never listen. You're awfully stubborn because you're right more often than not. But right is just one side of the story. I'd elaborate, but you've already stopped listening.
Oh passion, you know you're infectious. You have a gaze that melts hearts and sells boardrooms. But since you've already stopped listening, you might never learn you can only look one way at a time.
Oh passion.
A half-cocked smirk and two middle fingers straight-ahead. It's a fitting picture to remember you by. It's a fitting tribute to the unfairness of it all. You're missed daily.
I want them all.
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She used to get after me for playing League too much and I used to make fun of her cosplay. Now she's cosplaying League characters and I appreciate that scene so much.
"Tables turn, bridges burn, you live and learn"
