Blood from a Stone

Raphael, 21.  Probably the most conflicted person you'll ever meet. If you're like a raisin in a bowl of chocolate chips I'll probably choose you because I hate chocolate. I will reblog everything that I find funny, interesting or related to any of the...

[stability]

me when staff implements an update

[whenthingsgoterriblywrong]

[teesadutta]

8.18.17

“And while you want to yell that, don’t yell it at the clan, yell it into the cake.”

[centralperksource]

[zenosashtray]

[mmarkle]

welp.

[adamsmasher]

omg look at that font size

[laughingfish]

they literally gave that fucking child 5 lines in font size 24pt to fucking read out “nazis are bad” and this colossal failure of a human went on an honest to gods rant about how nazis arent all to blame because they’re just defending the statue and its a slipperly slope! george washingtong could be next!!!!!

[lierdumoa]

I like how this simultaneously confirms that Trump is a raging nazi/klan sympathizer and adds more supporting evidence to Samantha Bee’s Totally Real 100% Valid Theory.

[mofer-deactivated20180318]

If traveling was free you would never see me again.

[wonderwomangrad]

Life problems I anticipated as a child:

- quicksand - ghosts

Life problems I did NOT anticipate as a child:

- the crushing sense of failure associated with botched social interactions.

[meetingthestoryteller]

[salty-red-mage]

[lordsnow]

The lords of Westeros are sheep…

[jolinxo]

are ppl staring at me because I’m ugly or cute, what is the truth

[vifaix]

[haelem]

Decorating your first apartment sounds fun until you realize you have to pay for everything …

[teacherofthethoughtfullest]

Being an adult sounds fun until you realize you have to pay for everything …

[thebootydiaries]

If I cut off someone's leg and hit someone else with that leg, am I kicking them or hitting them?

ur going to jail

[jigglypuffsvevo]

[methlord-deactivated20210607]

no drugs can compare to the high i get when i finally understand something in math class

[lopmon]

[rincewitch]

rest in fucking pieces

[joey-wheeler-official]

your phone played you