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Employee: Look outside, there are some deer right there!

Tourist: Those aren't real wildlife.

I demand that you send a car to pick us up and take us back to our cabin because it’s raining outside, and we didn’t bring our coats to breakfast.

Tourist: How do we get to the Grand Teton thing?

Employee: You're already in the park.

Tourist: No, where's the entrance to the Teton thingy.

Employee: If you go to the entrance, you'd be leaving the park.

What is there to do here?

Where do you do with the animals when the park closes at night?

How thick are the canyon walls?

Why are there so many rocks on this trail?

Overheard while hiking

There are too many bugs and spiders and spider webs. Please spray the wilderness to rid the area of these pests.

Does the river follow the canyon the whole way down?

I certainly hope so!

Do you know of any undiscovered ruins?

Perhaps

I just saw the ugliest horse I've ever seen.

After seeing a Moose

Tourist:Where do you cook?

Camp Chef: We cook over the fire when we're out here.

Tourist: Don't your pans melt?

How do the animals know to cross the road at the animal crossing signs?

Extensive training.

"Where do you keep those heads in the winter?"

Does the mule train have a dining car?

It's not that kind of train

What state am I in?

Confusion?

Tourist: Come quick! There's a critter down the bank!

Employee: Oh really? What kind?

Tourist: A chipmunk!!!

National Park Tourist Quotes