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Tom | she/her Tomb Raider (+ general vidya games) sideblog (Dragon Age sideblog) Transphobes/TERFs will be hunted for sport.

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[isamaegreenleaf]

Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol

[nnfirnid]

man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout this 

[modelinterrupted]

I don’t play that shit lol sorry

[latenightsugar]

WHyyyy

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Sorry everyone

[just-jay25]

If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only

[kixgbear]

Shiddd

[angiebkxo-deactivated20180626]

this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!

[manynamedshe]

It’s been a MINUTE since I’ve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr

[glamhoeour-deactivated20251207]

I HATE TUMBLR FKKKK SAKES

LMAOOOO

[venusians]

Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~

[edge-of-great]

One time I didn’t and I was broke for like a month but the next time I seen it I rebloged it and a bitch just got 500 out the blue and a 20 gift card

[maladaptive-day-dreams]

Sorry y’all I’m not risking it LOLZ, I had a shit beginning to the year and dontttt want that to continue😅

[morally-gayy-deactivated2023041]

no risk, exams just down the line

[jukti-torko-golpo]

Not gonna risk it. I am so sorry.

[natlabartoli]

it's Shadow month! Time to celebrate that time I got blocked by half the fandom for being negative bc I pointed out that *ONE OF THE MOST EXPENSIVE GAMES EVER MADE* was a broken mess that rendered itself literally unplayable bc of glitches..

.. yes this post is brought to you by my attempt to replay this JUST TO GET 100% also breaking itself <//3

[natasharomanovf]

Happy 25th Anniversary to Lara Croft and Tomb Raider!

[revswanson]

[natlabartoli]

thinking abt all the weird shills for squeenix/CD that blocked me for having negative opinions abt a games company that I do not put in the main tags now that squeenix are reportedly looking into NFTs. big woof

[xlaracroft]

Tomb Raider (1996)

[xlaracroft]

[atlasliddell]

Tag yourself, I’m Underworld, and I didn’t even plan that

[residentevil2remake]

TOMB RAIDER (1996)

[marvzwart]

[revswanson]

no because

imagine some of the first conversations you witness between your guardians include mixed messages and convoluted versions of why your dad left you and your mom

imagine overhearing men leer and joke about which one of them is your dad, while your own dad refuses to play games with you and your mom begs for money to replace your ratty clothes

imagine moving around constantly, never knowing where you are, and having multiple loved ones that you call aunt and uncle- it seems like every time you wake up, another uncle is gone

imagine men coming to threaten you and your aunties and uncles while you're having a nice day out, and imagine the hushed whispers about what a liability you are

imagine being quite literally kidnapped, stolen from what you call home/camp and taken away from everything you know and put in a place you've never seen before that is incredibly overwhelming with sights, sounds, and probably smells (insert spaghetti joke..)

imagine finally having a home, a real home, and your dad listens to your stories and he has to leave, again, and there's men with guns watching you and your family

imagine trying to protect your ranch as a pre-teen with your broken-backed uncle as rustlers take nearly everything you have and your father returns home and you must tell him that you couldn't do it

imagine grabbing a gun and protecting your family and the last of your ranch with everything you have while you and your loved ones beg the enemy to get off of your land, and your elderly uncle who deserved to die peacefully is shot to death in front of you in his favorite napping spot

imagine your dad, with fear and certainty in his eyes, making you and your mom leave the ranch and imagine you returning with your sobbing mother to see your father riddled with bullets and a smoldering cigar by his turning-cold body

imagine burying your father, and uncle, and dog- imagine burying your mother years later, imagine all of the conflicting advice you had received all of the years and all of the memories and all of the learned experiences coming together to cement in your mind that you must get revenge, despite it all

and tell me again why jack marston is such an insufferable asshat in rdr1 epilogue

[iloveboosters]

I don’t suppose you’ll be offered any more cake.

[mariathorpearchive]

[vladr2566]

😂😂😂😂

[natlabartoli]

replaying Shadow and 😬 Camilla cannot act... 😬

[natlabartoli]

I’m not generally bothered abt the ~unite the timelines~ schtick bc it’s a very corporate way of saying what we already knew (OBVIOUSLY the origin story comes before the rest of the games, etc.) and pretending to do something exciting for the 25th anni...

BUT

there’s something so Crystal/Squeenix about the insistence that the reboot games and the LAU games start and finish Lara’s story, and thus Underworld is the grand finale to her adventures (at least for now...). That Lara went into this line of work out of trauma over her father, and left it out of trauma over her mother. That none her adventures were for her. 

[onewingedangels]

Happy 25th Anniversary TOMB RAIDER (October 25, 1996)