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I am natalie. I stay up too late. I smoke too much. I think too much. I can't ever remember my dreams. I smirk. This is what my brain is harbouring.

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[double-wolf-deactivated20220803]

Cat

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Episode 101: Sext Fiction - "Choose Your Own Adventure" (39:19)

Griffin: What if you sext a rump-... a rumping fiction... sext a rumping fiction? That's my favourite Belle & Sebastian song.

Travis & Justin: *laughs*

Justin: Do you mean like, um... do you mean like, saying like... I don't... I don't want - can we not?

Griffin: Hey...

Travis: I-I was... I had backed out of this.

Justin: I'm like done... I don't...

Griffin: I take... I get my f-... I prepare my fanny. Send. ... wait. Response. NOPE!

Justin: *laughs* My- I powder my fanny. Appropriation.

Travis: You know that fanny doesn't necessarily mean what you think it means across the universe, right?

Griffin: What is a fanny in other parts of the universe?

Travis: It's a v-... it's a vagina.

Griffin: Holy shit.

Justin: Holy shit.

Griffin: ... my butt's a vagina?!

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I'm so romantic.

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Those fucking ARMS.

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[dickcat]

My cat is a dick… to itself.

Via The Internets

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Love bill nye.

[the-exercist]

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yes.

[oldsteamengine-blog1-blog]

[ancestor]

this pic means everything to me

[m--b08-a]

when i first heard of shark weak i thought no. impossible. no such thing. shark strong

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Wish my hair could do that. :*(