Billie and reader have been in a relationship since they were 15. We see the profession of their relationship through the yearly vanity fair interviews.
Billie Eilish x fem!reader
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Your girlfriend, Billie Eilish was going on vanity fair to do an interview, but it wasn’t a normal one. This one they are asking pretty deep and personal questions about her life which made her a bit nervous.
“My name is Billie Eilish and I think it’s October 17th 2017. I’m fifteen years old and I have 257,000 followers on Instagram.”. Billie said checking her phone. “When you look up my name on Google, there are 1.13 million results.”. She said with a smile on her face.
“My most liked photo is the one with me and charli xcx.”. She turned her phone around to show the camera. “I think the most famous person who follows me is Chloe grace Moretz, who’s the best, she has 13 million followers.” Billie said as she went through her phone.
The interviewer asked her more questions that were really personal and you made sure that once the questions were done, you gave her a look to make sure that she was good. She always gave you a smile back or a little thumbs up to reassure you and her mom that was sitting right by you.
“Do you have a boyfriend?”. They asked and Billie made a disgusted face. “Ew hell no. I do have my beautiful and amazing girl friend though!”. Billie said with a huge smile plastered on her face as she waved you over. You shyly went over and stood behind her chair as she introduced you to everyone and to the camera that was still filming.
“This is my girlfriend y/n. We’ve been together for a year and we’ve known each other since we were really little.” Billie said as she put her hand on you waist making you blush like crazy. “She’s my best friend and I don’t know what I would do without her.”. Billie said as she looks at you sweetly and you smiled back.
You sat back down as they were wrapping up the interview and they gave her one last question. “What do you want to say to yourself in a year?” They asked and she thought about it for a second before yelling out “you better know how to drive. I’ve been putting off drivers ed cause that stuff stinks, I hate that stuff.”. She confessed which made you and her mom laugh.
“This is my mom. She’s sick as a booty, and she has laryngitis as heck.”. Billie said as her mom was behind her, hugging her. “I still love you.” She said with a hoarse voice and everyone applauded including you, signaling that the interview was over. You had hoped that y’all could come back next year and do it again.
It was 2018, a year later and here yall are, back at vanity fair to do the interview again. You and Billie had been together for two years now and it has been amazing.
“I am sixteen years old and I have 6.3 million followers on Instagram.”. Billie said and you smiled at her from across the room. “9.6 million when you look up Billie Eilish on Google.”. She said and your eyes widen in shock.
The interviewer asked her what’s her most liked photo and Billie went on her phone to check. “Isn’t it the one with me smiling?”. She asked with a playful annoyed tone. “Of course it is. The one picture I have of me smiling.” She said rolling her eyes with a small smile on her face, showing the camera the photo.
“Katy Perry maybe? She has 72 million followers.”. She said and they continued to ask her questions until one question that they did a year ago, that was one of her favorites. “Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?” They asked and her face lit up. “Hell yeah. Y/n get over here.” Billie said playfully as you quickly got up and walked over to her.
She wrapped her arm around your waist and played with your Jean loops. “This is my girlfriend y/n, I brought her here last year and we are still together. We’ve been together for two years now.”. She said and she talked a little more about you until it was time for you to go sit back down.
Billie watched herself from last year saying what she wanted herself to do until next year and it was that she wanted to learn how to drive. “I do know how to drive shorty.”. She smile, pretending to give herself a high five. Her mom came over and gave her a big hug and everyone applauded like last year, meaning that it was over until next year. You couldn’t wait.
Another year has gone by and it is now 2019. What a year that was for the both of you. Billie has gained so much fame from 2018 and you couldn’t be more prouder of her.
“Let’s do this shit.”. Billie said as she sat down in her chair. “Year three. Y’all have been asking for it so here we are!”. She exclaimed with a smile. “My name is Billie Eilish, it is October 17th 2019, I am 17 years old, and I have 40.7 million followers on Instagram. That’s so…wow that’s crazy.”. She said as she couldn’t believe what she just said.
“What’s the most important thing to you right now?”. The interviewer asked and Billie looked over at you and her mom. “My girlfriend, my mom, my family, my friends, my dog, and my fans. They all really mean everything to me.” She said and you felt your heart melt at her words.
“Do you still have a boyfriend/girlfriend?”. A girl asked and Billie looked over at you and you knew that it was time to come over there, which was one of your favorite parts, even though it made you a nervous wreck to be in front of a camera. “I am still with this amazing girl right here yes, and that means we have been together for three years now which is insane to think about but I don’t want to be with anyone else but her.”. Billie confessed and you leaned down to kiss her softly, making her smile.
This time the question was “where do you hope to be a few years from now” and they pulled up a scene of when Billie was 15 and she answered with, “I really hope that I’m not an asshole because I’m really afraid that I will be and I really don’t want to be. You better not be an asshole or I’ll whip your ass.”. Billie looked over to the side where her younger self would be looking in the video and chuckled.
“I don’t know if I’m an asshole…am I?.” She said while smiling and was talking about how bubbly she was in interviews when she was younger and you had to agree with her. Another question which was “who is your best friend”. “My girlfriend and my brother are my best friends. No one is better than them. Ever.”. She said with confidence.
“The mom and girlfriend moment typically is in every part of the interview and I love it.”. Billie said as her mom walked over with you trailing behind her. Billie’s mom came up behind her and gave her a hug from behind, saying I love you to her. “I love you to.” Billie said in her funny voice and she grabs you and gives you a tight hug which makes you laugh.
“Next year, I hope you’re very very happy and that your happiness you have this year grows and continues. I want you to have everything you want in life and you help change the world for the better.” Maggie said as she kisses Billie’s head and Billie smiles through it all.
“My name is Billie Eilish and I’m doing this shit till I’m 90, so get ready for it.”. She smiled and clapped her hands to get ready for the long interview ahead of her. “It is October 18th 2020, I am 18 fucking years old, I have 67.5 million followers on Instagram bro. Where are these people coming from is my question.”. Billie said asking anyone to who would have the answer but everyone just shrugged.
“One thing I have now that I did not have a year ago, is my little pooch puppy shark! Shark come here!”. She called and you let go of his leash and he came rushing over to her. She grabbed him and tried to put him on her lap which was a struggle but she managed to do it anyway. “This is shark, my son. He is so silly…awwww he’s wagging his tail.”. She said happily as she pats his tummy.
“He’s already eight months old, oh alright I’ll let you go bud.”. Billie said as shake was squirming around, trying to get free. She bends down and lets him go and shark comes back running towards me and Maggie. “What’s most important to you right now?”. They asked Billie and she sighed. “Keeping my family and my girlfriend safe. So much has happened this year and I just want everyone to be careful and to be safe no matter what. Especially the people who are in my life.”. She expressed vulnerability.
“Are you still with your girlfriend.”. A man asked and Billie clapped her hands in excitement. “Yesssssssss I ammmmmm!”. She said in her baby voice that gets everyone to laugh. “Come here princess.” She said to you and you hopped up from your seat and gave the leash to Maggie as you walked over to where Billie was, who had the biggest smile on her face. “As yall already know, this is my beautiful, smart, and perfect girlfriend y/n. We’ve been together for like…four years now which is insane to think about like holy shit-.” Billie said and you giggled.
The interview went on until it was on the last few questions which made everyone sad because everyone has had such a good time every year that y’all are here. “Do you Google yourself?”. A person asked from the back, behind the cameras. “Only the titles because they’re what’s funny. Like, I’m not trying to see myself on Twitter that’s like a no go. Oh my gosh I don’t wanna see that because that shit is mean as fuck.”. Billie explained as she face palms herself.
“I look up myself to laugh but I don’t really want to actually see what’s being said, but you know, it’s for a good laugh and that’s it.” She laughed and answered a few more before it was over for this year. Everyone clapped and applauded again like in the past and Maggie, shark, and you were beside Billie as it came to an end.
It was now 2021 and what a year it has been. Billie put out her second album which was incredible and her documentary came out. This year was huge for her and you were so happy to still be a part of it.
“My name is Billie Eilish. Year five people. Let’s do this! It is October 18th 2021. I am 19 years old. I have 91.4 million followers on Instagram.”. Billie said and the interview went on and they showed old clips of past years of her and you were just so proud of her.
She has come so far and you were right there with her through it all. “Biggest thing to happen in your career?”. One of the questions were and Billie watched a clip of her counting how many Grammys she’s won and she added more. “6,7.” She added and laughed loudly as everyone in the room clapped.
“Gosh, it’s been a crazy couple of years man. I made an album. I put out an album, I did get two more Grammys. The documentary came out. That was terrifying. I want to the bond premiere in London, which was absolutely amazing. I’ve never ever seen something so crazy. I met the royal family, I put out a book, I did an Amazon special, I put out a movie with Disney which was called “a love letter to Los Angeles” which was amazing.”. Billie said as she listed her accomplishments.
“I’m launching a fragrance which is the most exciting thing to me. Of course no disrespect to all the other things I’ve accomplished, but that’s very exciting. I was a host at the met gala which was an unbelievable opportunity thing I got to do and I got to wear a big, beautiful dress made by Oscar de la renta, who I said at the beginning of our conversation of, “lets make a met gala dress”, you have to stop using fur because if you don’t I am not working with you. That was also thanks to my mom and my girlfriend for being with me on that one and fighting for it with me.” Billie said while looking over at us with so much love and appreciation in her eyes.
We both blew her a kiss and she acted like she grabbed the kisses and placed it on her heart. “Aside from music, what brings you joy?”. A person asked. “My relationships. Especially my family and my girlfriend. I love being outside and doing my shows. Those are the things that bring me joy.” Billie said happily and then they asked the question that was everyone’s favorite, “Are you still with your girlfriend y/n?”. They asked and Billie smirked. “Yes I am and I actually gave them a promise ring for our five year relationship and then yesterday they actually gave me one as well.” Billie said as she lifted up her hand and showed the ring that you gave her.
“That girl is mine and will forever be mine.” Billie said loudly in her goofy voice and you giggled as you blew her kisses. “Come here, join me!” Billie said as she opened her arms out for her mom. “My sweet momma. Love you dearly. We don’t have shark with us this year, he’s at home farting, stinking up the yard.” Billie giggled and I rolled my eyes playfully at her. “I love y’all.” Billie said to you and Maggie and the two of you said it back. “Peaceeeeee!” Billie said as she waves bye to the camera.
This year, Billie proposed to you and of course you said yes. That was one of the happiest days of y’all’s lives and everyone in both of your lives were excited. Today you went with her again for the famous vanity fair interview that happened every year and you couldn’t wait for this one, especially to see how far she’s come and for her to announce the engagement.
“This thing is giant, doing it again! My name is Billie Eilish, it is October 18th 2022, I am 20, I have 106 million followers on Instagram.” Billie started out. “We’re back. How are you feeling today?” Someone asked and Billie let out a happy sigh. “I’m feeling really good. It’s just so cool to get to do this every year I don’t know. I feel like sometimes people are like you’re still gonna do this and I’m like yeah I love doing this. Every year I watch these and I’m just like, it makes me really really happy. I feel hopeful and happy and I’m in a good spot in my life right now.” Billie said proudly.
“Nothing like the second year, you know what I’m saying?” Billie giggled and you shook your head and smiled at her. “Guess what I ate. Three bean burritos with a gluten free tortilla. Burritos are bomb.”. Billie said with no shame. “Are you still with y/n?”. Someone asked and Billie start to tear up a bit and she clears her throat. “Yes I am still with y/n and…we are engaged!” She exclaimed as you snuck over past the cameras and jumped out from behind her. She giggled and placed you on her lap as she looks at you lovingly.
“Billie finally asked me to marry her and of course I said yes and we are planning to get married next year and I’m so so so excited. Everyone is.” You said to the cameras and while you talked Billie was looking at you the entire time and her eyes never left you. The two of you talked for a little bit more until it was time for you to go sit back down. “My love language is physical touch for sure. I just need to be touching skin all the time. Touching, cuddling, hugging, and anything skin related is a really big thing for me and I like knowing that I have freedom. Y/n makes sure I have that and I really appreciate that she does that for me.” Billie answered honestly.
“Mommyyyyy! Come hither.” Billie said and Maggie came over laughing, hugging her side. “I love you so much Billie and I’m so proud of you. Seeing all of you in these videos. I miss them all.” Maggie said with tears in her eyes and Billie awed and you came over to give Maggie a hug to.
“My name is Billie Eilish. It is October 18th 2023. I am 21 years old. I have 110 million followers.” Billie said smiling at the camera. “Biggest thing to happen this year?” One of the questions were. “Wellllll me and y/n finally got marriedddddd!!!” She said in her goofy voice and everyone clapped and cheered. “I will talk more about it later.” She said smiling as she goes on to answer more of the question. “The whole Barbie thing, swarm, tour, I finally played Brazil. Labrinth. Live at the O2, Coachella, bad guy went diamond. I’m back on my bullshit, I want to do more stuff.” She said.
“What do I want to accomplish by next year? Hmmmmm….i wanna go on adventures really bad. I do want to skydive, I haven’t done that yet sadly, racing, stunt driving, I want more piercings and tattoos, another dog, hanging out with my friends and family, and have my album out.” Billie said thoughtfully and the interview went on. “Are you still engaged to y/n?”. Someone asked and Billie sighed happily and put her arm out for you to grab.
You got up and ran over to her and let her grab your arm to pull you on her lap. “We are no longer engaged, but we are fucking married now bitches!”. She yelled out as she holds her hand out to show off her ring and you do the same, showing the camera and everyone your diamond ring. The two of you answered some questions before you sat back down so Billie can finish the interview off for this year.
“Mommyyyyyyy!!!!” Billie called out to her mother and everyone laughed. Maggie came over and hugged Billie and placed kisses on the top of her head. “Oh how I love my Billie. I am so proud of you and I can’t wait for your album to come out and for you to do amazing and fun things, but no jumping off of stuff.” She playfully scolded and Billie laughed. “Mom you are just gonna have to accept the fact that I’m gonna jump off of things.” Billie said, rolling her eyes playfully and called you up here. “Well at least be careful when you do love.” You said as you stood between her legs and she chuckled. “Don’t worry baby, I’ll be safe.” She reassured you and Maggie hugged your side as well. The crew applauded and cheered as it came to an end but you couldn’t wait to see what the next year will bring for you and your wife Billie.
“Once again, like it happens every year, I thought I had more time and then it’s October 18th again.”. Billie sighed and clapped her hands together. “My name is Billie Eilish. I’m looking at all the frozen years past. Love you all.” Billie said looking over to the side as if she can see the past Billies. “It is October 18th 2024. I am 22, this is the first year in my life that I keep forgetting how old I am.” Billie chuckled and fixed her glasses back to her eyes. “I have 120 million followers on Instagram.” She said.
“Another year, seven years. This is the eighth video right? Buttttt it was seven years ago today that we started this, but we didn’t put out a video last year it’s true.”. Billie said as she rubbed her hands together in excitement. “It was a big, big year.“ Billie said as she watches the video from her 2023 self, describing all the things that happened and when it was done, answered the question for this year. “the biggest thing that has happened this year was that I have the most monthly listeners on Spotify in the entire world. So I surpassed 100 million monthly listeners and now I am the most streamed artist in the world on Spotify.” She said and everyone cheered for her, including you, her wife.
“I released my album, went on tour again, I made so many new friends, adopted another dog. It’s been a friendship filled year, me and Finneas won an Oscar for what was I made for which is truly so amazing.” Billie said as she listed all of the amazing things. “What’s the biggest rumor about you right now? Let me think uh….that anyone I’m with I’m dating? That apparently I dumped y/n and left her for someone else, they love doing that, especially putting me with my guy friends. Like no…im still happily married to my girl thanks but no thanks.” Billie said while rolling her eyes at the ridiculous rumor.
“Speaking of y/n, how is married life?”. A person behind a camera asked and Billie smiled gratefully. “Married life is the best thing ever. We thought it would be scary, meaning me, but no it has been amazing and the best thing that will ever happen to me.” She said and you felt yourself tear up at her words. The interview was coming to and end and Billie brought her mom and you out. Maggie gave her a big hug on one side and you hugged her on the other. Everyone clapped and applauded as the interview was over and you and Billie couldn’t wait for next years.
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