EMILIA FART
GOLDEN BOY PRESS INTERVIEW #291
We’re in love.
Could you introduce yourself?
I’m Emilia Fart. Future reality star, current flop.
What’s your life philosophy? How do you try to apply that to your work?
My life’s philosophy is do whatever you want. I apply that to my work my filming myself eating a lot of McDonald’s and wearing three feather boas at one time.
How has fashion influenced your life? Could you tell us the meaning behind your personal style?
Fashion is how I show people I’m a queen bitch. My personal style is evil Disney drag queen/old honey boo boo. Props are important- get a folding fan for every occasion and pop it any time you’re awkward.
What does success mean to you personally?
Honestly I don’t know what success is but I will feel successful when I one day go back to my moms house and my family does a cheers at the dinner table for something I’ve accomplished by filming myself being whack. My 100 (5) brothers and sisters have all gotten a god damn cheers. I want that fucking cheers bitch and I will get that fucking cheers if it’s the last thing I do. Cheers. Also I’ll feel successful if I go back home with a hot girlfriend who I’m in love with and loves me. I think success to me means validation from my family which is pretty pathetic.
We fucking love fast food! What are your top three favorites?
Wendy’s x3. McDonald’s nugget and sauce game is strong though. Shit also KFC popcorn chicken and honey mustard sauce? Bitch. K fine- Wendy’s, KFC, McDonald’s. I’m fat btw.
Do you feel internet culture has influenced your life? Do you feel that it would be a negative or positive thing?
The internet has given me platforms to be creative and narcissistic on- it also helps me be imaginative in ways I’ve always wanted to be. There are good and bad parts to it like all things, but when I separate myself from the reactions I get to what I put out and focus on how I feel about it, it’s a joy. I love you Internet let’s do couples counselling.
Since you started YouTube vlogging, how have you notice your life changing? Has anything shifted since you started?
My life’s become more fun tbh, it’s amusing to create a storyline around buying a jar of pickles while wearing a boa or doing your makeup with crushed up Doritos. It’s also fun to figure out how to satirically exploit myself and my friends.
What are your thoughts about self love? If someone asked you how to be confident what would your advice be?
Self-love is the sweetest love. I mean I have no idea I was only in love once and it was with a straight girl. But it probably is really important and definitely feels better than hating yourself. Fake it till you make it my sweet whores- and again, props help. I used to eat an apple every time I was walking around the city- makes you look cool and chill no matter what. Then it switched to toothpicks- cool and chill x1000. Now it’s dentyne intense gum because I’ve become more secure but still not secure enough to not chew something at all times while in public.
Do you have any rituals you do before you start your creative process for a new project, to get your mind in the right place?
I used to think I had to drink a liter sized mason jar of green tea with 4 tea bags in it to make a good video- but now I realize that’s not true I’m whack with or without it. Putting on Kylie lip kit is a must though.
What’s a typical day for you?
Wake up at 1, do the kitty litter, eat left over deluxe frozen pizza, put on my face, film myself revealing secrets about blowjobs and eating disorders at the park, go home, make a new deluxe frozen pizza, talk to my best friend on the phone for an hour about our deepest insecurities, watch survivor.
What are some goals for 2017?
Be on TV, fulfill my destiny, make out with a fat Selena Gomez look alike.
Coffee or tea?
Herbal tea cuz I’m secure with my sexuality.
What makes you happy?
Friends, family, creating, my apartment, chicken Caesar salad, strong looks, compliments, attention, homemade big tit porn.
Any closing comments?
I love you.
POI
