Me stepping out of the optometry office after slamming four lokos with the doctor and immediately meeting the love of my life (but I have social anxiety)
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Me stepping out of the optometry office after slamming four lokos with the doctor and immediately meeting the love of my life (but I have social anxiety)
try a Tangbyrd from Super Princess Warrior?
So glad this came back across my dash, I think of it often.
One of my all-time favorites
The implication that they have other types of sex during games…
Hello, Murderbot fandom!
With just 10 days to go until the Mutual Rapport AO3 collection is revealed, we wanted to give you all a heads-up on how things will be tagged on AO3 and on tumblr.
On AO3, all works in the collection will be tagged with:
the fandom tag: The Murderbot Diaries – Martha Wells
the relationship tag(s): either ART | Perihelion & Murderbot or ART | Perihelion/Murderbot, or both
the relationship dynamic tag(s): one or more of the tags Ambiguous Relationships, Platonic Relationships, Queerplatonic Relationships, or Romantic Relationships, according to the creator's intention
the event tag: Murderbot Diaries Mutual Rapport 2026
These are the minimum required tags for works in the collection; individual creators will also tag for the contents of their works according to their own discretion.
On tumblr, as part of our guessing game and in order to promote the fanworks created for the event, this blog will publish individual fanwork spotlights for each work in the collection.
The spotlights will be posted, over a 36-hour period starting at 12am UTC on July 10, to the following main fandom tags: #the murderbot diaries, #murderbot diaries, #tmbd, #murderbot, and #perihelion tmbd
Each spotlight post will also be tagged with the following, as applicable:
the rating tag: #rating: g, #rating: t, #rating: m, #rating: e
the relationship tag(s): #relationship: ART & Murderbot, #relationship: ART/Murderbot
the relationship dynamic tag(s): #ambiguous relationships, #platonic relationships, #queerplatonic relationships, #romantic relationships
the type of fanwork: #fanart, #fanfiction, #podfic
Every spotlight post will also be tagged with the event tag #mutual rapport and the blog organization tags #guessing game and #fanwork spotlight.
We'll also be posting teasers for some of our creators' works in the coming days, using most of the same tags, with the exception of the blog organization tags (instead we'll use #fanwork teaser). All teasers will be safe for work but will indicate the rating of the work they come from.
Please share this post! We expect the event collection will hold around 60-65 works, and we want everyone to be able to curate their fandom experience however they need to once those works are revealed.
They don’t want me. (Hey, I don’t want me, either, but I’m stuck with me.)
[ASR | AC | RP | ES | NE]
Hooooolllllyyyyyyy shit these are incredible!!!!!!
Finnnnalllyyyy finished & posted my fic for the @mutualrapport event! I can't wait for July 10 when people can read it!!!!!
Question about Platform Decay for those who have read it
In the following quote:
Janity was staring at me in a way that made me think they had told her I was a SecUnit. Tula was just staring at me. Sofi asked me, “Are you okay? Can I hold your hand?”
(Emotion check: Uh, that … Yeah.) I said, “I’m fine,” and let her hold my hand.
(It helps with the suspicion, okay. No one would think a rogue SecUnit would let a human juvenile hold their hand.)
What is that emotion check? What does “Uh, that… Yeah.” mean?? My friend and I could not figure it out.
reading the murderbot diaries the way it was intended (on my phone at work, paying just enough attention to my responsibilities that nobody notices that i'm consuming media on the job)
once again continuing my streak of not even making it 3 chapters into reread before i fill a page (WIN)
artificial condition my BELOVED but everyone who has figured out how they draw art please send me your prayers until i figure out this perspective grid/worm/blanket/targeting reticle Thing
damn I can't stand you humans and your melodramatic tearful reunions... anyway let me go retreat to the safety of the arms the seat next to my sexy drone spider and watch the television show that it specifically had been saving to watch with me when I came back from the space station from hell because there was no world in which I wouldn't return to it eventually 🙄
Couple of Court Wizards talkin trash
when I’m checking out at the register and the cashier is clearly having a horrible day, I feel like I am under so much pressure to speak soooo gently and pleasantly. like I am handling a skittish and traumatized horse. here I am offering my credit card so efficiently. here is an apple from my palm
I love it when, after one patron is shitty, the next one tells me how shitty that first one was. Thank you for saying what I can’t in this moment 😭
We are so close to 100 followers!
Let's celebrate the prompt assignments that went out yesterday to put us over that number!
Dear creators, please share what you think about the prompt you've got below in comments, tags and reblogs! Of course without any details, let's keep those close for the guessing game (we will post more info in the coming days). Do you like yours? Are you excited to create for it? Do you have an idea yet how to fill it?
I got the prompt I wanted most and I'm having a ton of fun planning it and writing the characters!! mb and art don't know whats coming for them >:3c
Love that for you! uh oh, the blorbos have to watch out! 😄
I got my first choice which was very exciting! I’ve already gotten to work putting these two in *situations*
Perihelion: I like being the biggest, smartest, most dangerous thing around. Being the biggest, smartest, most dangerous thing around makes me good at my function: protecting my crew and helping them complete missions. I care deeply about my crew, who trusts me to fulfill my function with the immense power I have. Because they trust me, I can banter with my crew in ways that would terrify outsiders. Terrifying outsiders amuses me and I will take every opportunity to do so. If they can't handle it, then they can't handle the mission. I don't care what their past experiences are. Trauma? Skill issue. Get over it.
other PSUMNT machine intelligences: We are also huge and smart and good at our jobs. Stop being weird.
Perihelion: >:(
Random rogue SecUnit: I'm often the biggest, smartest, most dangerous thing around and this causes me enormous amounts of stress. You scare the shit out of me but that's nothing new, so honestly fuck you. Here's a compilation of what the extensive amounts of brain torture I've endured feels like. Chew on that, asshole. Oh btw, despite being an anxious, traumatized mess, I'm extremely good at and dedicated to my function: protecting my clients. The very idea that I might snap and hurt the people I've come to care about is so distressing that I'm risking my life and using my newly acquired freedom to find out whether I can be trusted or not. I'll let you do painful experimental surgery on me to help me even though you're the most dangerous thing I've ever met, because while you were using my brain to watch hundreds of hours of TV with me I realized you're really a big softy. Like me. But don't you dare try to talk to me about my feelings.
Perihelion: ...
Perihelion: Please take my phone number.
Okay no I need to talk about the book version of Howl's Moving Castle. I love the movie but the book has such a different vibe and you, yes you, should read it.
Movie Howl is a soulful and quiet. Book Howl is a drama queen and Causing Problems and has a long string of jilted exes and couldn't shut up if you paid him.
Sophie and Howl drive each other up the wall at the beginning and it's really funny. Sophie and Howl are (despite themselves) very much in love by the end and they still drive each other up the wall and it's even funnier.
In the movie, Howl has been ordered by the king to participate in The War, and Howl is avoiding it because he is a brave conscientious objector. In the book, Howl has been ordered by the king to rescue his lost brother from the Witch of the Wastes, and Howl is avoiding it by any means necessary because he is a cowardly weasel who wants to stay as far from the Witch as possible.
In the movie, the Witch cursed Sophie because she was jealous about Howl speaking to Sophie for five minutes. In the book, the Witch cursed Sophie because Sophie had been doing surprisingly powerful magic for years without knowing it and it was actually starting to cut into the Witch's plans. (Sophie does not discover any of this until nearly the end of the book, but the reader can start to pick it up much earlier and the way Sophie's magic works is pretty darn cool.)
In the movie, there's a rumor that Howl eats the hearts of maidens, but this is implied to be nothing but nasty fearmongering. In the book, there's a rumor that Howl eats the hearts of maidens because Howl started the rumor so people would stop asking him to do wizard junk all the time.
The book lightly parodies a couple of tropes from Western fairy tales. In particular Sophie has internalized that, as the eldest of three sisters, her "destiny" is to fail so that her younger sisters will look cooler when they succeed, which is why she's so resigned to the hat shop at the beginning. (Sidebar: Sophie's sisters come up much more in the book and they're great.) There's also a really funny bit where Sophie attempts to operate a pair of seven-league boots.
In the movie, the fourth and final location that the magic door connects to is some sort of black void / mindscape / time portal dealy. In the book the fourth location is Wales, in the UK, on Earth, so that Howl can visit his family, because from Howl's perspective this is an isekai story.
Hey library patrons…
Mulch is not a bookmark.
"I dragged Bharadwaj out of its mouth and shoved myself in there instead"
I am never going to get through this 149 page book in one day if I keep having to put the book down to cackle every other sentence, Martha.