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[baseballcardvandals]

Nice.

Own this BCV original.

[jvhdb]

Pee your pants fish boy

this was a harrowing ask to read while eating sardines in only my underwear

[giragirameganedan]

[segamascott]

this made me laugh so hard i cried

[intactics-deactivated20211231]

and i don't necessarily believe any of this i'm just saying words recreationally

[ismenes]

you know those studies showing that cursing helps with pain tolerance or whatever. that’s how i feel about making my weird little noises to get through my basic daily activities. sometimes you just have to go hggblaaaah for a minute so you can find the strength within yourself to get up or wash the dishes or send an email. mmmnneh. urgh. the torments are unending but you can always make some little sounds about it.

[cryptotheism]

I think someone just shot Charlie Kirk

[dragongirlsweetie]

can we not spread rumours before the facts have been settled please

[cryptotheism]

Sorry

[sexboobomb]

I want to learn more exclamations that aren’t strictly just religious stuff. “Jesus Christ” this, “oh my god” that, nah I want something fresh.

What are some of y’all’s favorite exclamations that aren’t about god?

[sexboobomb]

first submission and we're already off to a fantastic start. absolutely love this one thank you

[sexboobomb]

ok its time for the challenge round now we want nominations that arent about sex either actually

[mbrainspaz]

had a friend who used to make new ones up on the spot. The only one that stuck with me was 'good golly jelly beans'. If something catastrophic happens I go for 'that's not ideal.'

[foldingfittedsheets]

@chekhovs-tantrum

Absolutely not letting you leave these in the tags.

[longseasons]

Let's do this *no one does this with me*

[cowardsexual]

YEAH NO. SURE. ALIEN BUDDY ASKS HIM TO DEFINE DREAMING AND HE GIVES THE MOST ASS BACKWARDS DEFINITION POSSIBLE JUST SO HE CAN SAY "BASICALLY, MY LIFE SINCE MEETING YOU" AT THE END. RYLAND GRACE I NEED TO SHAKE YOU LIKE A CHEW TOY

[toskarin]

can't stop laughing at the idea of someone going on tumblr and searching "deformed erotic visage" hoping to find porn

[scarlettlune21]

Mob Psycho 100 is one of my favorite anime so I wanted to recreate one of the manga panels.✨

[fieldexplores]

Never Learned - Gator Days

[evildilf2]

Anyone want some crooked witch finger soap

[segamascott]

[lakevida]

when i accomplish anything on my days off work i feel like this. went on two separate walks today and i feel like i beat thru the fire and flames on expert with a wii nunchuck. while depressed

[egberts]

drink lob today!