CLIFF - HE/HIM - NO MINORS

There are some states of being for which there is no name because those who experience them do not come back.

[t-800]

(My blog got deactivated and reactivated by staff April 2026 some of my mutual followings were weirdly broken if you're wondering)

More about me. Click below for interests.

Movies: The Evil Dead, Dr. Caligari, La ley del deseo, Planet of the Apes, Evil Dead Trap, Blacula, I Married a Strange Person!, The Boxer's Omen, More.

Television: Star Trek: TOS & TNG, Breaking Bad, Better Call Saul, Serial Experiments Lain, Severance, IWTV, Twin Peaks, BTVS, Shannara Chronicles, Heated Rivalry...

Music: Goth, Industrial, Hardcore Punk, Post-Punk, Power Electronics, Cybergrind, Soul, R&B, New Wave, Darkwave, No Wave, Sludge, Drone, Noise, Noise Rock, Funk Metal, Avant-Garde, Rockabilly, Psychobilly, More.

Other: Aliens, Orcas, Monkeys, Hyenas, Gothic Literature, Looney Tunes, Surgical Procedures, Elvis Presley Conspiracies, Nudity, Sudoku, Inuyasha.

[t-800]

I finished the long game 15 minutes ago

[t-800]

my thinking tendril is withered i need to eat a clif bar and i will let my ponder muscle rest

[t-800]

I finished the long game 15 minutes ago

[grabmyboner]

I know those cens lads saw big dick shane hollander in the showers for the first time and wondered what he did in a past life to be the god of hockey with a huge cock

[notahungrywish]

Not where I think I’m supposed to be going with this but in a past life I think Shane was an extremely devout mentally ill monk in some kind of hardcore very ascetic sect and he had st. Theresa style ecstasies from denying himself all worldly pleasures and wearing nothing but sackcloth and eating gruel and whipping himself or calcifying one of his limbs and he was like slightly superior about the other monks struggling with their vows of chastity because he’s never even been tempted to lust after a woman and then he kills himself via a months long self mummification ritual using those juniper berries and his last dying deranged thought on this earth is “I did it. I won. 🥰”

[horygory]

The Hidden (1987)

[sunburnt-brian]

[t-800]

i’m not wearing

any

underwear

Remaining time: 19 hours 20 minutes

[t-800]

we need butt fat on our knees

[audioexorcisms]

Clone shop

[newguineatribalart]

Aboriginal Dot Art by JACKIE WIRRAMANDA

[koiagain]

losing dog but no one bets on me because i Don’t even lose well enougj

[lioncourtz]

JACOB ANDERSON as Louis de Pointe du Lac

An Inside Look at 'The Vampire Lestat' x

[t-800]

what if he was dead (compliment)

[t-800]

he just looks like someone that’s going to die

[t-800]

sometimes i look at him and think it would be simply exquisite if he was in a 2000s canadian horror film where he’s only a side character and there’s hundreds of gifsets of him anyway that your mutuals moan over at 2:37 PM and you decide to watch it one day and it’s the worst movie you’ve ever seen and he only acted in 7 more mediocre films before vanishing

[t-800]

you used to call me on my elfstone

[nonlynear]

Just groped some 900 yr old stones