the kitties titties

hey

[stability]

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Mick Jagger, 72, is having a kid, his 8th, with his 29 year old girlfriend, who is 16 years younger than his oldest child, which is 45. But two moms or two dads is too difficult to explain to a seven year old.

[thesquarecomics]

Alarm Clock Life

[waxscoralpants]

Animal Crossing GameCube was so heartless. Villagers would randomly paint your roof. It was so hard to make money. One time a villager sold me a mystery item without even asking and took all the money I was carrying. 12 thousand bells. It was a pitfall seed.

[otterscallops-deactivated202203]

[tastefullyoffensive]

by Nathan W. Pyle

[distinguishedbaloney]

[agentkgent]

just watching the Office on my computer and every now and then the image glitches up, but this is the most horrifying thing I have ever seen

[pr1nceshawn]

[jake-clark]

[dreadianz]

isn’t rick and morty that thing you get when you die and your body gets all stiff

[genderphobia-deactivated2018101]

goodbye

[arrested-quotes]

[blueraspberries]

[unclefather]

[nawtcool]

Me: *pouring fabric softener*

Brain: drink

Me: ??? no???

Brain: smell nice. drink

[hootcrossing]

[lavenderbud-deactivated20180916]

me when i take a good selfie

[dinuguan]

[timeaway]

What the fuck are people doing when they’re in the shower for 30 minutes

[podencos]

Dissociating