I sat and forever am at work here.

[rudeteens]

If I had a space ship I would make having sex against the rules on my spaceship to make the sex we have on my spaceship even hotter on my space ship

[saltoncity]

scientists are trying to discover something harder than getting out of bed to go to work in the morning. and dont make a fucking penis joke ok they already checked everyone’s dick and it doesn’t even come close

[krisonthefrontporchwithabeer]

You should be able to sort by controversial on ao3

[kaylmao]

you could spell it like horce

[necromancelena]

I'm going to fix everything in the next three hours everyone wish me luck. if i dont then probably ill dig a hole and lie down in it for a bit in the rain/sun/whatever outside looks like these days

[necromancelena]

the hole isnt even that bad

[gloryosablog]

Was scrolling on Pinterest and I think I found the worst The Picture of Dorian Gray book cover ever

[bonesbeetle]

my thrall told me it wanted to be more independent so i imprisoned its soul in a necklace. how's that for in de pendant you little shit

[bedupolker]

Point sublime, gouache on three wood panels. The centerpiece was painted plein air, left and right panels were finished later using the center + photos for reference.

(I actually like left the best, Grand Canyon just doesn't feel right without those big iconic coconino sandstone buttes)

[boringkate]

When I was a kid watching tv was idiot coded and nerds read books, but now scrolling shortform videos is considered braindead behavior and watching tv means you're some kinda intellectual. You might think this shifting assessment of media's consumers might make readers into absolute super geniuses, but no. Only perverts read now.

[oliviawhen]

Doggust day 10: Perseids 2. 💫

[nateconnolly]

These days, lots of public libraries have a "library of things" collection where you can check out kitchen appliances or yard tools or toys, and, as a children's library assistant, the most popular library of things item that I handle regularly is a plastic scepter thingy called like "unicorn princess magic wand". And whenever I check it out I make a big show of looking at the little kid and being like "do you solemnly swear to use your unicorn princess magic powers only for good and never for evil?"

And pretty much without fail, the little kid will get the world's most mischievous grin and go "I'm gonna use it for EVIL!!!"

[thoodleoo]

taught myself how to do one (1) excel function and now i understand what hubris is. the gods themselves could not stop me

[knightofleo]

[raquetee]

Can’t wait for season 2 of heated rivalry when someone yells “oh no the engine is on fire!” and then the camera shakes and we never see anything other than a close up of ilya’s face and his texts to shane because they don’t have the budget to crash a plane

[good-ass-posts]

[telumendils]

[kosmogrl]