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this is my nsfw blog for taz and maybe some other podcasts. it’ll be tagged #lemons and #n/sfw please don’t interact if you’re a minor

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oh shit sorry

oh don’t apologize!! it’s okay!!

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lucretia/davenport

aaa I’m sorry ! i don’t ship these two, I kinda consider them to have!! a familial relationship!! its just kinda weird to me. plus I hc them as gay and a lesbian so? it’s uhh not really my cup of tea. thank you though!!

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consider: big, strong dom minerva

ugh fucking considered! so considered!!

fucking minerva holding down your arms with her strong arms, just fucking you with her strap until you’re a begging mess

ahhh, imagine her just being like after you misbehave “Now I hate to have to be drastic, but all misbehavior should be corrected with a stern hand. I think after tonight you’ve shown me that some people need a sterner hand than others, haven’t you?”

just ... ugh.. I’m gay

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Hey did you ever write the 5k John gets edged as cosmic punishment fic?

god I wish I did! never got around to it though, but even if I did I probably wouldn’t share it. me nervous about me porn, especially my weird edging porn ahenjddjkd

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aw jeez are folks gonna be horny for thacker now?

idk to be honest with you anon, now that he isn’t climbing on ceilings and speaking in dissonant voices anymore he’s kinda lost his sex appeal to me ):

idk about others though

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great news everybody! Thacker can now pass the harkness test

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hi I’m angry and horny anyone wanna send in small prompts or something?

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Davenport has definitely asked Merle to absolutely fail him while being bent over his desk or something, he needs to blow off steam somehow! And Merle is more than happy to help, he absolutely loves being the one able to undo Davenport’s serious side and make him gasp and moan his name

good fuckin take murphy.

i think this was p common during the starblaster days. davenport would get sooo worked up, and sometimes there has to be a little more than some like tea and back rubs

so of course like any good healer merle decides the best way to fix him is to bend him over his desk and fuck him! modern medicine is amazing folks.

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i just posted a duck/beacon fic on ao3 and i am so sorry to pretty much everyone ever

looks like you’re gonna be sent to the beaconfucker corner! wuh woh!

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i rly just love thinking about barclay absolutely WRECKING someone!! maybe even in sylph form!! you know he’d growl and get all bossy and it would just be So Hot omg

yes agreed!

i feel like he usually is so like inhibited and when he finally finds someone that can take what he can dish out he just goes all out

just his partner bent over like a fuckin table while he fucks the life out of em, his hands squeezing their thighs almost right enough to leave bruises...

he’s rough when he really gets into it and can I say I support that hundred percent? and his growls... hoo boy, they’re just deep and animalistic and So Hot

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hmmm while we’re on the topic of jake coolice, thoughts on hollice (jake & hollis)?? they deffo could’ve been together while jake was one of the hornets bc that tension between them during the skiing episode was SO STRONG

actually it’s funny you ask me because on my other blog I’m a huge hollice advocate! it’s a little bit of my brand, actually. i love them a lot as a pairing and super hope they become at least friends again after the arc is over!!

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oh god oh god oh god do you think anyone has a thing for whistles (the used car salesman) 😦 -merle kin anon

please don’t say things like this to me, merle kin anon.

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i’m relistening and i never really found leo attractive until griffin decided to give him a broadsword -merle kin anon

that’s so valid. nothing says sex appeal like a broadsword!

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i can’t believe i fuckin did this

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this is leila and here’s my hot take. 1) likes making/watching other people edge, deny, or delay orgasms: MAMA, keith, HOLLIS, ned, boyd, barclay, aubrey, and stern. 2) likes to be the one edging, denying, or delaying their own orgasms: JAKE, ned again, dani, DUCK, moira, and those two werewolves who play chess. you’re welcome !

Leila this is literally a god tier take but how dare you use my kink and apply it to my favorites! also I love how ned is both it’s so funny to me what an icon

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Barry is into vore

:(

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WAIT jake trying not make noises while his partner’s going down on him so they don’t get caught but he fails spectacularly and keeps letting out loud moans and they have to keep stopping to make sure no one is coming. ALTERNATIVELY when they’re in his room? Boy let’s LOOSE and he Does Not Care who hears

the lodge isn’t exactly renown for thick walls. jake really tries hard to be quiet, it’s really cute because he goes from biting his lower lip to bringing his fist to his mouth to bite on his knuckles.

sometimes when it’s late at night though he loses all inhibitions and just moans in a sweet long cry. it’s a beautiful sound and of course the rest of the night his partner strives to hear it again.