❤️💛💚❤️

[srsfunny]

Photoshop Master

[saddest-cat-hours]

Damn, save some for the rest of us

[space-owl]

This is like the opposite of that dude sliding down a snowy hill with classical music

[dont-offend-the-bees]

unstoppable force vs immovable object

[benegesserwitch]

starcrossed lovers

[cosmic-aria]

a challenger approaches:

[haircutwizard]

these men represent 3 different facets of the physiology of human beings

gas station dude: raw physical power 

classical music guy sliding down a snowy hill without skis: polished intellect

scooter man: unstoppable libido

[lavenderlemniscate]

gas station dude: id

classical music guy sliding down a snowy hill without skis: super-ego

scooter man: ego

[niyarest]

these are the only 3 human emotions

[ninfanaiade]

@candiikismet

[candiikismet]

Y'all have never failed me. THANK YOU!

[pettycentral]

[smatter-deactivated20220909]

This might be my favorite post hahaha

[pdothamman-deactivated20170513]

I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD YO BECAUSE DON’T THEY KNOW IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE THERE???

[uhrair-blog]

my boyfriend talks in his sleep and I wish it was just cute gibberish but instead it’s TERRIFYING. so far, he has:

- grabbed me by the shoulder and put his hand over my mouth at 3am and pointed to the wall, whispering “do you see it? the barbed wire.” - woken me up and muttered “he’s here” while staring at my bedroom door - rolled over last night and said “you don’t know what’s out there. You don’t know what’s in the swamp.”

he’s taken like 20 years off my life.

[yekuana]

[moonemojii]

*studies for 2 minutes*

[nc98]

"He looked at her the way all women want to be looked at by a man" 😘

[beermosa-deactivated20160316]

[imninm-deactivated20160505]

[suzyycarmichaelll-deactivated20]

[reallyabitch]

wow omg… i needed this. im tearing up

[ectoturntechbiologist]

Reblog if you are NOT a Donald Trump supporter.

My family ranted to me last night about how they think Donald Trump is the only responsible person trying to run for president and they think “everyone supports him”.

I want to prove them wrong.

[girlwithapomegranate-deactivate]

im Rachel

[surprisebitch]

i’m so happy that “Damn Daniel!” is now becoming a thing… last year people were ridiculing shoes with “What are thooooose!” but this time we’re complimenting shoes with “Damn Daniel!” what a positive development. thank you Beast Boy

[nc98]

[hairstylesbeauty]

CHALLENGE: Can you get through these 33 funny tumblr posts without laughing once?

[dreamsmp3-deactivated20160426]

BRUNO @ ALL OF US WHO THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA LEAVE UPTOWN FUNK IN 2015

[fag]

tumblr staff Caught me throwing shade @ them if i get deleted Yall know what happened…

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

this is your fault

[fag]

I’m so sorry