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[ncdenny]

ncraewon‌:

[ OUTGOING → Dennis Whangbo ] can’t read. [ OUTGOING → Dennis Whangbo ] you both have that in common [ OUTGOING → Dennis Whangbo ] ahh I see, you made a mistake? [ OUTGOING → Dennis Whangbo ] just let the regret sink in then

(two minutes pass)

[ OUTGOING → Dennis Whangbo ] or just start over. The pudding is best when refrigerated overnight anyways

( everybody hates raemond / 10:22 ) ...you are really...something else... ( everybody hates raemond / 10:22 ) well no I didn’t make a mistake, I was just being too harsh...i think... ( everybody hates raemond / 10:22 ) teenagers 😐 ( everybody hates raemond / 10:24 ) you know i stumbled across a subreddit called /r/shittysibs the other day ( everybody hates raemond / 10:24 ) surprised to see reddit still around too at that

*he looks at what’s left of his ingredients, and really there is no other choice but to do as raewon says. he dumps the botched pudding into the trashcan and whips out a new bowl.

( everybody hates raemond / 10:33 ) have 0 clue on how to use cardamom in general though. any ideas? 

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[ncdenny]

@ncraewon

[ncdenny]

ncraewon‌:

*it reads to raewon clear as day. cinnamon.* *only a clown would mistake it for something else.*

[ OUTGOING → Dennis Whangbo ] Nice insult, 1 point for you [ OUTGOING → Dennis Whangbo ] Secretaries could never come up with something creative like that [ OUTGOING → Dennis Whangbo ] on second thought probably because HR would have at them [ OUTGOING → Dennis Whangbo ] you can’t. It’s done for. Finito. If you don’t want to feed it to the bin there’s always your brother

( everybody hates raemond / 10:14 ) ? what did secretaries ever do to you 🧐 ( everybody hates raemond / 10:14 ) no...i can’t give it to dough. not when I yelled at him this morning about something ( everybody hates raemond / 10:15 ) this was supposed to be my apology pudding Raewon please help a fellow brother out 😞 

[ncdenny]

ncdoug‌:

denny is posed in front of the mirror dousing his body with cologne. it’s a brand new bottle, a gift from an ex maybe two years ago, left in the drawers to die until he’d decided to swing by the bathroom for a new tub of pomade. doug had been messing with his hair too, to no success. looking like a tumbleweed, he grabs a cap and tugs it over his head as denny gives his neck one last spritz. why either of them bother is a mystery; in an hour they’ll both be sweating by the bucketloads.

they head out by car and on the way to the concert they stop by a convenience store for snacks. as denny drives doug shoves a handful of chips into his brother’s face and when the car comes to a stop every so often he passes the cola over to wash everything down and this repeats like clockwork until they arrive at the venue. denny leans in to ticketing as doug hangs out to take in the scene.

pink lips peachy blush a pearly shimmering face pewter hoops

she turns up on a pineapple yellow hoverboard its peeling stickers emblazoned all over the bottom and 

doug feels positively parched for water is he in the sahara?

“dough. dough.” denny slaps at doug’s wrists but no response. “earth to dough.” denny squints his eyes to follow doug’s path of gaze and manages to put two and two together. instead of shimmying his shoulders or cooing or otherwise embarrassing his brother, denny holds his breath and pushes doug along as he keeps his eye glued to the girl. “c’mon, show’s starting soon.”

he lets doug work under the impression that fate has thrown him a nice gristly bone by putting him in the same section as stickerboard girl. denny smiles as he watches a thousand potential scenarios unfold in his brain, transparent by the way doug’s face contorts out of time with the music. it takes five songs, liquid courage from the soda, and one strategic shove for denny to get doug moving. turning back towards the stage, denny pumps his fists in the air as doug finally taps the girl on the shoulder.

[ncdenny]

ncraewon‌:

[ OUTGOING → Dennis Whangbo ] Are you an idiot [ OUTGOING → Dennis Whangbo ] Dont bother answering that [ OUTGOING → Dennis Whangbo ] I wrote cinnamon. Double check before you go around pointing fingers

( everybody hates raemond / 10:10 ) 😒 pot calling the kettle black i see ( everybody hates raemond / 10:10 ) [IMG_ATTACHMENT]*

*exhibit a: a wrinkled sheet of notebook paper, zoomed in on raewon’s impressionable scrawl. barely legible, but the word cinna (cardo) mon (or is it an m?) is indecipherable. c-squiggle-loop-mom (or is that truly an ‘n’ as he’d claimed?) 

( everybody hates raemond / 10:11 ) what. does that say. ( everybody hates raemond / 10:11 ) a kindergartner could write better than this and with stubby *crayons* ( everybody hates raemond / 10:12 ) anyway HELP ME HOW DO I FIX IT 😭

[ncdenny]

@ncraewon

( everybody hates raemond / 10:01 ) you  ( everybody hates raemond / 10:01 ) are a LIAR  ( everybody hates raemond / 10:01 ) A FRAUD.  ( everybody hates raemond / 10:02 ) i went heavy on the cardamom like you wrote for the pudding and it tastes 🤮🤮🤮 ( everybody hates raemond / 10:02 ) YOU DID THIS ON PURPOSE DIDN'T YOU.... 

[ncdenny]

hola erryone this is my boy dennis or mr denny or better known as the big brother to dough boi @ncdoug​ i wanna get some plots on him sooooooo lets a go 🤠

big money means big expectations from the big man aka ur typical golden boy sob story boohoo nothing to see here

only made worse when ur suddenly an older brother on top of that thx dougie 

went to high school for 2 years in sk before making it into stanford + columbia to become a big shot corporate lawyer at the korean branch of baker mckenzie 

had a bit of an ego as a teen....thought he was hot shit n all that but like not in a v blatant way....but u could tell 

humbled pretty quick though because u cant make it in this dog eat dog world without kissing ass even with ur fancy shmancy connections but also just finally came around to grow up and be a so-called mature responsible adult  

at a point in his career now where he can pick and choose what cases he wants to take to further uphold that sense of “moral integrity” u can say 

let it be known though that he once (and maybe still has) had a reputation for being a bit of a “shark” within the field

with dad getting older and mom recently passing away he’s taken up the role of “parenting”

yes he shows up to doug’s parent-teacher conferences

yes the gangnam moms hit on him its super awkward

denny and doug at the grocery store

a good dancer

also loves the hep hap so it must be a whangbo thing 🧐

is the coworker that proudly wears gaudy ties to work every. single. day. 

tldr just super family oriented rn save for maybe like....his girlfriend or something. bc he’s a devoted mans!