SENTENCE MEME ⟶ REVOLTING PEOPLE / 1.05
always feel free to tweak the sentence to fit your muse.
‘you’re three hours late for your lesson on the importance of punctuality.’
‘i’ve been making you this hat. it’s beaver.’
‘go away, i’m skinning beaver.’
‘in the wilderness i don’t have to bother with all that bowing and scraping. i just shoot anything that moves.’
‘does flourishing mean empty?’
‘if you’d said that in the first place i’d not be so truculent.’
‘i’ve decided to develop my intellect.’
‘he’s far too gigantic. he frightens me.’
‘i’ve still got my blinding headache.’
‘he has no effect on me whatsoever.’
‘i have no choice but to take that as an insult.’
‘i think i’m gonna pass out.’
‘we’ll take that as a yes.’
‘no, no. you hand her the peaches, you don’t throw them.’
‘i just love the way he says hyena.’
‘ughh, she’s doing it again. she’s batting her eyes at me.’
‘he’s most perpendicular.’
‘don’t call me dad, we’re practically the same age.’
‘say something that means something.’
‘what’s wrong? what have you done to her?’
‘i smacked her angelic face, and revived her somewhat.’
‘if you call me dad again i’ll beat you to a pulp.’
‘you just keep your hands off my cash box.’
‘that’s awful news. and i must go and spread it at once.’
‘get away from my daughter with those garden shears!’
‘when she’s cloven open we’ll soon discover what’s wrong with her.’
‘when she’s cloven open what’ll be wrong with her is that she’ll be dead.’
‘i know what i’m doing. quite a few of my patients survive.’
‘this is no time to compare pastries.’
‘find this scoundrel a fork and then throw him out.’
‘no one must know that you know.’
‘smother me with a pillow, it’s what i deserve.’
‘then there’s the matter of you burning in hell for all eternity, but that’s later.’
‘we have to be rational.’
‘what we’ll do is… well, i’ll drown the guy and you’ll have to move to france and spend the rest of your life in a nunnery. there, simple.’
‘if this doesn’t call for pie, i don’t know what does.’
‘you’re sure you don’t want to hurt him?’
‘what the hell happened here?’
‘i managed to rescue this cider barrel.’
‘hurling a moose is very rare. they’re an unwieldy creature, you see.’
‘this is a disaster. my life is a disaster.’
‘you americans don’t half talk funny.’
‘you know, life is a complicated monkey.’
‘begin your brutal interrogation.’
‘your eyes sparkle when you’re angry, did you know that?’
‘sorry, what did you say? i was watching your lips.’
‘if you don’t want me to escape, you’ll just have to tie me up.’
‘you and me, we understand each other.’
‘you wouldn’t be trying to get me all jelly-legged, would ya?’
‘i won’t insult you by lying to you. the moose took it.’
‘but before i do that– i’m gonna black out.’
‘you remember– the wine, the moon, the unbridled shouting.’
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