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i·ro·ny /ˈīrənē/ noun / the expression of one's meaning by using language that normally signifies the opposite, typically for humorous or emphatic effect. [ indie dan howell/danisnotonfire ]

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big dog and puppy enjoying some veg

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wow!! CRUNCH

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Dan Howell ❤

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@dan-mighthavebeen-onfire

‘ what am i doing, you ask? wasting my life. ‘

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like for a starter!!

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i need phannnnn

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:o (they/them)

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“God I’m already done with you. I went through to see how different it is here.”

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‘ this is way too confusing. ‘

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//continued here with @nctonfiire//

“You’re not high, Phil’s cookies were normal. I just found a wormhole in my room.”

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‘ oh. well why did you choose to go through the portal? what if you were in JURASSIC PARK or something? ‘

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i saw a post on my dash with image sites that basically was like “it’s okay to use pictures off pinterest etc. for your edits because it’ll be hard for the original photographer to find and sue you,” which, um, made me a bit annoyed, so here is a list of 100% free stock photo sites, many of which have quite aesthetic-y photos! please do not steal photos in your work, guys!

freeimages

pixabay

pexels

publicdomainarchive

gratisography

picography

stocksnap.io

unsplash

everystockphoto

morguefile

flickr commons

deviantart’s resources section (check creators’ pages for specific terms of use)

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like for a starter!!

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Send me ☕ for our muses to go on a coffee date

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baby / new parent memes

“ should she/he be making that noise? ”

“ she’s crying again… it’s your turn ”

“ should she/he be screaming this much? ”

“ i think she/he has a fever ”

“ you can’t call the pediatrician every time you have a question! ”

“ be careful with her/him! ”

“ the books didn’t cover this… ”

“ i think she/he has a rash ”

“ i don’t know what i’m doing ”

“ do you think we’re doing a good job? ”

“ she’s/he’s a prodigy!!! ”

“ have you seen my breast pump? ”

“ i’ve never been so tired in my life ”

“ how have they already outgrown these clothes?? ”

“ be careful with her/him… ”

“ do you wanna count her/his toes again? ”

“ you think she/he knows who i am? ”

“ i think this diaper is on wrong ”

“ watch your mouth, this baby’s first word better not be a curse word ”

“ shhhh! i just got her/him to sleep ”

“ do we really have to watch the wiggles 24/7? ”

“ should she/he be socializing with other babies? ”

“ be careful… she/he is a hair puller ”

“ she/he looks like you ”

“ we made this… ”

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A WILD DAN HAS APPEARED!

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Undertale {Sentence Starters}

"How adorable! I could pinch your cheek!"

"Please leave me alone. I can't come back! I just can't, OK?!"

"Are you bored? I should have given a book to you."

"You want to know more about me? Well, I am afraid there's not much to say."

"Why are you still here? Are you trying to keep me company?"

"Only the fearless may proceed."

"Sorry, I do not have much to say. It was nice to hear your voice, though."

"You're the type of friend I wish I always had."

"Even after all this time, you're still the only one that understands me."

"Don't you have anything better to do?"

"Oh dear, are you serious? I do not know if this is pathetic, or endearing."

"I don't regret that decision anymore. I did the right thing."

"You only wanted to say hello? Well then. 'Hello!' I hope that suffices."

"I just wanted to love someone. I just wanted to care about someone."

"I'm tired of all these people. I'm tired of all these places."

"This isn't funny! You've got a SICK sense of humor!"

"Someday you gotta learn when to QUIT. And that day's TODAY."

"Don't kill, and don't be killed, alright? That's the best you can strive for."

"Despite what everyone thinks, it's not as nice as it is here."

"And you know what the best part is? It's all your fault."

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-slides in like- Hey, Alterna-me~

[ he just sort of. stares. ]

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“Alternate universes do exist, Daniel.”

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‘ are you sure? am i high? OH GOD. WHAT WAS IN THOSE COOKIES PHIL MADE. ‘

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-slides in like- Hey, Alterna-me~

[ he just sort of. stares. ]