ɪ ɴᴏ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀsᴛᴀɴᴅ ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ sᴘᴇᴇᴄʜ

[paladinights]

Jujutsu Kaisen | Episode 16

[cyllenee-art]

hi, i love jujukai second years so much

[nctpanda]

puts a saddle on him.

         he was napping. you took advantage of a napping panda. ❝ oy - what are you -  ❞ he finally stands up to his full height, confused expression as he stares. ❝ are you trying to ride me?? at least buy me dinner first, jeez. ❞

[nctpanda]

nobara: ❝I crave attention.❞

            ❝ I would’ve never been able to tell. ❞ His smile is incredibly sweet despite his tone dripping with sarcasm. ❝ It’s okay, Nobara-san! No one holds it against you - we all enjoy attention every now and again. ❞

[inahochi]

╰☆╮Jujutsu Kaisen + merchandise ❖

[nctpanda]

eatsfingers​:

“Thanks, but um.. what’s with that?” He’s pointing at the very noticeable gap in the cake’s frosting. 

           “That uh - that wasn’t me.” A clawed finger scratches his chin. “Spirits? YEAH! Cursed spirits. They love frosting.”

[nctpanda]

       ❝ happy birthday, itadori-kun! ❞ if you notice a large gap on the cake, it’s not because he swiped a finger there.

[anotherdamnrpmemeblog]

Shit I heard on Chopped - Starters Edition.

❝This gonna be good.❞

❝Butter fixes everything.❞

❝I miss being home.❞

❝When you know how to eat, you know how to cook.❞

❝I’m a badass.❞

❝That was kind of hot.❞

❝Are you calling me a weakling?❞

❝How do you feel?❞

❝Winning isn’t everything.❞

❝You’re too salty. Relax.❞

❝I’m gonna have to quiet the demons.❞

❝She’s having a meltdown. What a shame.❞

❝I like unicorns, and I like juggling.❞

❝I want to know what love is.❞

❝This is a second career for me.❞

❝I don’t understand it. I’m just baking it.❞

❝We don’t have time for this.❞

❝Mayonnaise can be a powerful force in the universe.❞

❝Oh my gosh, this is super stressful.❞

❝I crave attention.❞

❝Don’t tell my mom, but my dad has a crush on you.❞

❝I need a beer.❞

❝Can I give you a hug?!❞

❝My mother always told me, be a duck.❞

❝Dessert is my nemesis.❞

❝I’m glad to hear you say the truth.❞

❝You have to find confidence from within. Its not gonna come from anyone else.❞

❝Don’t talk over me.❞

❝I think you’re wrong.❞

❝It tastes like food.❞

❝I just want to do what I love.❞

❝I have no plan.❞

❝Does it really matter if you die young? If you’ve enjoyed yourself up to that point?❞

❝You went overboard.❞

❝My mouth is on fire.❞

❝I have to go.❞

[seishue]

[biggergiants-a]

ɴᴏ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ғᴏʀ ғᴇᴀʀ, ғʀɪᴇɴᴅs. sɪᴛ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ᴀɴᴅ ᴏʙsᴇʀᴠᴇ.

[nctpanda]

I understand, Panda.

       ❝ I feel validated, thank you, Gojo-san. ❞

[blue-b-bro]

Mechamaru vs Panda-senpai

(idea @eternalkonoha )

(ref)

[nctpanda]

roukujou​:

gasp. “–!! for me? hold on hold on.” shuffling through his bag, he pulls out some squid chips. sure, it’s not chocolates, but that’s good enough right? “tada! the best white day present money could buy!”

“i know those weren’t specifically bought for me, gojo-san!” still, he’s nabbing those. never look a gifted horse in the mouth or whatever it is that they say. “but thank you - i’ll take those over chocolates any day.”

[nctpanda]

OPEN |

       he’s holding a box of chocolates. ❝ i know you didn’t get anything for valentines so here’s a lil’ something for white day. chin up. ❞

[throughtheeyesofmyself]

[nctpanda]

scratches his ears.

scratch under his chin too and you’re getting a lil head pat

[nctpanda]

i feel like we need to talk about this