Backhanded Compliment Starters.
"You would be even more beautiful if you fixed your nose."
"You're so fortunate that you don't have to worry about real responsibilities, like a mortgage, kids or a career."
"Despite the disappointing size, you really know how to use that penis."
"You look so good, I think one of your chins disappeared."
"Oh, don't worry. I don't like them big."
"You know, you're pretty for a [mention race] person!"
"Your looks are so exotic."
"Your man boobs are so perky."
"You're lucky you're pretty enough to be this dumb."
"What beautiful children! Your significant other must be very handsome."
"You're so cool, how are you still single?"
"You look so great, I didn't even recognize you!"
"I love that I don't have to try around you."
"It's good that you're fat, otherwise your big head would make you look like an alien."
"What a beautiful baby! It's hard to believe she's yours!"
"You don't sweat much for a fat person."
"Why don't you try to look this cute all the time?"
"I love how you'll just wear anything."
"Despite what everyone else says, you're pretty fun."
"You're not as dumb as you look."
"You're a Lesbian? But you're so pretty."
"I love that even though you're gay, you're not flamboyant."