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ender / they/them / 26 / no thoughts, head full of Alterna Mission 8 (bing bang) minors dni, this blog may be mostly sfw but this space is not for you (pfp by soggynuggieeeee)

[annelidarchive]

the thing about that weird stuff americans call cheese is that if you heat it a little it becomes an excellent burger condiment despite its failings in every other area. such is the fate of the american cultural product

[lootpuppy-deactivated20260205]

the American 'cheese' slice was engineered by our best scientific minds (all borrowed from Germany ofc) to melt perfectly onto a burger and for nothing else. Its only purpose is to compliment the one true product of the American people. The hamburger. (also borrowed from Germany)

[annelidarchive]

reeling a little at the implication that the Kraft Single was a product of operation paperclip

[ryan-sometimes]

I love how Zohran Mamdani is wearing a suit everywhere. And if he has anything else he puts it ON TOP of the suit. A basketball jersey. A high-vis vest. All worn over the suit. He’s like the mayor character in a cartoon who’s always dressed as The Mayor. If I didn’t know who he was and he biked past me in NYC I’d be like holy shit was that the mayor

[mankillercalledbunny]

Not to bring the serious to a very fun post, but this reaction is exactly what Mamdani is working for with his image, because in a very real way the most effective way for him to be The Mayor is if he looks like The Mayor.

This is a man who is VIOLENTLY aware that when it comes to conservatives, he is a Muslim first, a Brown Man second, an Immigrant third, a Socialist fourth, and a human a very distant fifth, if considered at all. He was also a young adult during the Obama Years and will have seen Republicans rip Obama to shreds for wearing a tan suit instead of a dark one and use literally ANY excuse they could to try and degrade his image.

Despite the fact that a mayor who wears a T-shirt and jeans might "seem more approachable" in the eyes of the average American, Zohran Mamdani knows that someone with his profile fundamentally cannot get away with that the way his White colleagues can. He has instead put in the effort to look professional and BE approachable, because not only does it make it easier for him to reach and represent his constituents, it forces everyone, including both his opponents and establishment Democrats, to engage with the work he is doing instead of judging his image. The fact that he is always seen in a suit and is recognisably The Mayor is, while also something he has fun with, a deliberate choice to ensure he is as inarguably A Professional Politician To Be Taken Seriously. The added humour of e.g. the hi-vis is a bonus, only achievable because he works so hard to Look Like The Mayor.

[mankillercalledbunny]

Adding these tags from @haunted-stranger-garden bc they illustrate this brilliantly

[lady-visile-yggdrasil]

[hesperocyon-lesbian]

I’m certainly not the first transfem to bring this up but there really is something to be said about how tmes arguing with trans women will suddenly and irrelevantly bring up their own personal trauma as a way to shut down any disagreement. I.e. once the trauma has been laid out any further disagreement with their initial argument can be framed as diminishing or even celebrating their trauma. I’ve seen this happen too many times not to notice a pattern

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

true + this also happens a lot in discussions regarding child abuse. people treat "I am a CSA survivor" as a thought-terminating cliche, as though "I am too" isn't a possible response. what's truly maddening is that it's often paired with some variation of "you're just trying to shut down the conversation/ignore inconvenient truths/etc".

there's just no way to get it through to them that no, I'm not doing that, you are

[calebwittebane]

i used to understand summer preferrers i used to see where they were coming from but frankly in 2026 its just an inexcusable position to hold. you think any of this is okay? you sicko?

[calebwittebane]

[churchedcannibal]

"There is no platonic explanation for this" - outaded. there always is

"There is no straight explanation for this." - great. doesn't exclude platonic from the conversation. Only works for queer couples

"There is no explanation for this." - covers all grounds. the new big thing. there is nothing. there will never be anything. all that is and all that was is no more.

[ferweenie]

Gooseworx is stronger than me because if my introspective transgender theme narrative about identity and accepting your circumstances was infiltrated by media iliterate 12 year olds who treated my work like it was fnaf and said my self insert of me at my worst was literally the worst person who deserved nothing but the worst and could not recover ever i would actually fucking explode. I would kill people. How does she do it.

[plaidos]

[zephyrmarki]

an odious occurrence in oda

[jingerpi]

I don't care who you are get comfortable with the fact that you have privilege over some people and groups

[jingerpi]

if you think this doesn't apply to you almost certainly wrong.

are you white? are you cis? are you able bodied? are you a man?

have you ever been bombed?

[jingerpi]

are you perisex? are you non-Black? are you developmentally abled? do you have passive income or inheritance? are you legally an adult?

[youreattheparty]

this should be illegal i’m not jokinng

[boogie-wonderland]

Gondola Tour ✨️🎭

Wooo, I finally finished this piece!! (*￣▽￣)ノ~~ ♪ This was inspired by @dimelui's designs in this post! ✨️🙆‍♀️ Thank you for giving me permission to draw them! 🙏❤️ (For the record, Luigi has a sunburn)

This time I really wanted to experiment with warmer colors and try to be bolder with them, so I took my time to pay more attention to the light and how it reflects on various surfaces; how perspective influences the colors of what I am drawing; if the shadows had to be more intense or not and so on. Also, I didn't draw the background, but with a few ✨️advanced editing✨️ skills, I managed to portray the image I had in mind. And yes, it's "Salty Salty Speedway" from «Mario Kart World», because... what better setting if not that? 👐

I've always wanted to draw Dimentio in a "Venice Carnival" ambience, giving even the fact that (canonically speaking) there is a Luigi Gondolier but nothing centered around Carnival, so... thank you again for the opportunity! 🙇‍♀️🙏✨️❤️

P.S. There is also another one I plan to draw, which is about Luigi's Casino outfit (paired with Dimentio's). The designs are always in that post!

[jelly-drawz-n-gamez]

lasso tool doodle from the other day

[charnel-doll]

this pride month we need to start being kinder to trans people who don’t pass. no matter what the reason is.

[charnel-doll]

sometimes someone is only out online. sometimes someone is newly out. sometimes someone can’t access medical transition. sometimes medical transition isn’t a magical perfect transformation. sometimes the ambiguity of someone’s presentation is the point. many many other reasons why someone might not perfectly pass. respect is deserved regardless

[redstonedust]

they're not super common but i really do appreciate characters who are introduced as one gender and later revealed to be closeted trans. i like that it challenges the audience to really think about how they perceive trans people because realistically not every trans person you meet is going to be out to you at first. yes we introduced this character as a man and now we're asking you to reframe her as a woman after you've already gotten to know her. can you be normal about that? can you be normal when it happens to people you know in real life? i hope you can.

[goldensunset]

[fidelcostco]

here's a trick for getting this stain out. did you know you can make that dish in batches and it freezes great? that's actually really easy to fix, you only need a screwdriver and a replacement hinge. I can show you if you want. I can't buy you a new one, but maybe this will help. maybe the info will serve you one day. most people don't realize you can ask for a discount on those types of purchases, did you know? here's how I would try. maybe this will save you a little money. I don't have anything else to offer you. I hope it's enough. it's not much, but this'll balance the flavor and make cheap taste fantastic, it's crazy right? I wish I had more to give you. I've heard of that before, here's what someone I know tried. maybe that'll save you some time and worry. you can buy that part and do it yourself, let me take a look. here's what I would do. let's give it a shot. it's ugly, but it works. I hope that fixes it. I hope I made things easier for you.

[fidelcostco]

can you hear the "I love you" between every sentence? if you listen closely, it's repeating over and over and over, every time you keep trying, owing your life a thousand times over to the ones who came before, to the ones surviving alongside you. keep trying, I love you, I hope this helps, I love you, we'll find a way, i love you. in the heartbeats of silence, I love you. there's nothing else I can give you, I love you. this is all I have. I love you.

[lolwealldie]

When fine shit is looking extra mean today (plus mini comic ⬇️)

I know this will flop as all my Mr. L stuff tends to do but GODDD do I love this evil little twink 😫💚💚 I finally got around to redesigning him and I can already tell I’ll be spending the next several weeks drawing him 🫠

I guess send in some Mr.L / Bowuigi requests while that motivation is still hot (or before artfight takes over my life ✌️)