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[frontmansdog]

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

[dustsculptures]

can you fucking please look at yourself with the eyes of a lover? fuck

[whitepeopletwitter]

[hillbees]

oh, you're praying to God? he's not gonna fuck you you know

[fencehopping]

Extruding pasta

[mylittleredgirl]

[luvdrunk]

can we talk about the way we encourage women to enter stem fields but then do nothing to change what makes stem environments hostile to women

[emeraldcas]

don't listen to them babe just keep opening more tabs in your browser

[leashedknight]

crumpling under the weight of two unanswered texts

[minieggukie]

what bts named their in-game pets is so on brand for them 😭😂

[nihildyke]

Insane that being in your 20s counts as adulthood. Being in your 20s just feels like the sequel to being a teenager

[nihildyke]

No exactly you get it you get it

[plumstreet]

I looooove going the speed limit. the people behind me sure don't tho

[plumstreet]

im going 45 in a 45 and the guy behind me's like i hope she never sees the gates of heaven

[viennabybillyjoel-deactivated20]

fuck all romance except for whatever barack obama and harry styles had going on

[funnytwittertweets]

[geniusoflove]

texting my coworker “hey! how are you feeling” and reading it 40 times to make sure i didn’t accidentally type how are you sex cum penis ass cum porn 1080p hot cock

[hauntedearth]

[astroportals]

“WRITE IT BADLY. Write it badly, write it badly, write it badly, write it badly. Stop what you’re doing, open a Word document, put a pencil on some paper, just get the idea out of your head. Let it be good later. Write it down now. Otherwise it will die in there.”

— Brandon Sanderson on overcoming writer’s block to create a first draft as a professional author (via almost-always-eventually-right)

[thoughtkick]

“I will breathe. I will think of solutions. I will not let my worry control me. I will not let my stress level break me. I will simply breathe. And it will be OK.”

— Shayne McClendon