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hi i'm mel! you may also know me as lipwig! 27, he/him, autism+add transmasc freak (nonbinary flavour)
check out my art & scrapbooking pages over ar @maldemer!
i also run a language learning discord. you can find out more and join over at @langvillage :)
Great, great grandaddy Dungeness crab
walking down the street with my 250 year old transgender elf gf and the other elves are glaring at her whispering cradle snatcher... predator... creep... and she grips my hand a little tighter, I wordlessly squeeze her hand back and stretch, revealing the handle of my dark killing blade, and they swiftly scatter and hide in their homes. she smiles, and I swear to you, she's more radiant than the sun, more precious than life itself, and she tells me "you're so widely feared for someone your age,"
Some ceramic trinket dishes from last month!
These are slightly curved inwards to help contain items from teabags to jewellery. :)
I have unsold work from my last market so the remainder of these dishes will be available via my online store along with plenty of other functional and sculptural wares, 3pm est tomorrow!
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imagine if you will, a fairly dry survival crafting game in which you live in a bunker and must periodically venture out to scavenge food, set up turrets for attacking monsters, etc
now, your computer inside the bunker has a game-inside-a-game on it which is a charming farming sim of undeniably greater quality and scope than the survival game you're playing. therefore, the object of the game becomes to keep your bunker secure so you can play the farming game more.
now, once you achieve the highest rating in the farming game, a secret shop inside it unlocks, and one of the novelty items you can purchase is a game console, giving you access to games-inside-a-game-inside-a-game. most of the games for it are typical mobile shovelware, but one of them is a highly polished, extremely brutal precision platformer with amazing level design and production values exceeding that of the survival game and farming sim combined.
it is only at this point that the purpose of this entire contrivance becomes clear: to create the most deranged speedrun community the world has ever seen.
knight who is submissive like a sheep-herding dog. gentle and sweet until something threatens their sworn ward, and then suddenly they're a predator in human skin, blood spattered up the sleek, shiny metal of their armour, plume matted and messy, prowling toward the next target faster than they'd expected, ready to sink bloodied teeth into them for daring to touch who they've sworn to protect. and when all threats are dispatched, they turn to their ward with wagging tail and hopeful eyes behind their visor, waiting for praise for their violence. and surely they'll get it. that's what they're there for, isn't it? shouldn't they be praised for doing their job well?
"It was the morning of the third day in a universe without her cavalier"
I can’t stop drawing mantises I fear
Alright guys, we are ready to rehome this knight we rescued.
This fellow may seem broody at first, but that's only because they're a bit shy. Give them some time and you'll see they can be very social and affectionate. They get along great with other knights. We haven't had the opportunity to test how well they do with jesters, wizards and advisors, but we think they'd do fine with the right introductions. Their favorite activities are jousts and harp-playing. We are sending him home with their favorite horse and pole axe as endowments.
We are looking for responsible lieges with spacious, safe castles, so if you fit the bill, leave us a message. As per our standards, they've already been fully vaccinated and dewormed.
guys what should my 10,000th post be
im so fucking stupid
For those who don't know: Ikumi Nakamura is the woman who was senior artist on Bayonetta, and designed the titular character along with Hideki Kamiya. Their greatest moment of bonding was over their insistence that Bayonetta keep her glasses on at all times. Nakamura cannot go to horny jail. She is the warden.
Happy pride month to her and her exclusively
she made a comic about the experience on twitter
happy pride
An Update from back in October I'm surprised wasn't added to this post. lol
You: mecha girl
Me, an intellectual: Gundame
i think the theme of the met gala next year should be a giant meteor hurling towards it. just to spice things up. see if the celebrities can pull together to save manhattan
It's all fun and games until grey body paint becomes fashionable all of a sudden.
i wanna get some kind of procedure that gives me eyeshine. i want people to look at me and see a pretty girl at first glance, but then see my eyes flash in the dark and wonder if they've just had a dangerous encounter with the creature.
Another wonderfull secret
