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@ne-puck-erman
{Left in Puck's locker Thursday morning}
Happy Birthday old man ;)
Enjoy. There is another sort of gift but there are some details to iron out, hopefully by Saturday I’ll have it all figured out.
Have a great day.
-Bas
PS. The satchel is vintage and not new. I thought you’d appreciate my frugality.
Text ✉ Puckbastian
Seb: Thanks. But I wouldn't want you to get passive-aggressive-y over my abundance of pun usage.
Seb: You're welcome. Only a couple are Mr. Rogers-ish and you still manage to rock them kind of.
Puck: Don't worry, you haven't crossed the line yet.
Puck: Ouch... wow, I think I might need some aloe for that burn.
Text ✉ Puckbastian
Seb: I completely understand. Someone could treat me like crap basically and if I wasn't... well me, I'd feel guilty about it for a while.
Seb: Not me. Well, not all of them anyway.
Puck: Eh, either way I'm not vengeful enough to punish you for telling puns too often.
Puck: Thank you, I think?
Text ✉ Puckbastian
Seb: I think almost everyone gets a little passive-aggressive sometimes.
Seb: Well, I hoped so.
Puck: Probably but since I try to be fairly nice and stay out of tense situations it always feels especially mean when I do it to other people.
Puck: I guess there are some people who think my cardigans are an old man thing so...
Text ✉ Puckbastian
Seb: All of it really. But the passive-agressive bit is a little sarcastic.
Seb: I'm so grumpy. No wonder I have no friends.
Seb: Ouch. That really hurt, Puck.
Puck: I know I can be a little bit passive-aggressive. I guess that might be because I never really learned how to process or something like that.
Puck: I was joking, Bas >.
Text ✉ Puckbastian
Seb: You? Never.
Seb: Probably. Better get ready for it.
Puck: Which bit are you saying never to?
Puck: Well crap, I don't want to be old and grump... At least I don't have to use a cane and wear glasses ;)
Text ✉ Puckbastian
Seb: Maybe?
Seb: Energy. I'm an old man now, you know. :P
Seb: True, but dinner and cake plus a surprise birthday gift in my locker was about all the excitement I could handle.
Puck: I'm not really the vengeful, angry type... More pacifist who is occasionally passive-aggressive.
Puck: Hmm, you are an old man. Is that gonna happen to me when I turn 17 on Thursday?
Text ✉ Puckbastian
Seb: Rather be safe than sorry.
Seb: I had a good weekend, and I'm saving up to kick your butt Saturday.
Seb: And you're giving me grief about my birthday plans?
Puck: Do you think I'm going to punish your or something for using puns?
Puck: Saving up what?
Puck: You could probably find someone to go out with for the evening, or do something exciting. You have the disposable sort of income to do that sorta thing.
Text ✉ Puckbastian
Seb: Then I'll stop.
Seb: The thought alone was more than enough.
Seb: My parents took me out for dinner and now I'm just doing some Chem homework while watching Scorpion and texting you.
Seb: Big plans for yours on Thursday?
Puck: Never said you were at that point yet...
Puck: That doesn't sound very exciting for your birthday.
Puck: I can't say I'm really planning on doing anything, the most plans I've made are with you for Saturday.
Text ✉ Puckbastian
Seb: I know you think I'm punny.
Seb: It's awesome.
Seb: I'm pretty sure the clothes in my closet would argue that. But the muffins are yummy. And I froze like half of them for later.
Puck: Puns are entertaining to a point, and then they're just annoying...
Puck: Sounds like a plan. I couldn't afford to get you something extravagant but I figured everyone likes baked goods.
Puck: Doing anything fun for you birthday?
Text ✉ Puckbastian
Seb: Please tell me that dinosaur card wasn't a dig at how old I am?
Seb: Because your birthday is in 3 days. 72 hours. 4320 minutes. 259 200 seconds.
Seb: But seriously? I /LOVE/ the tie.
Seb: I'm going to put on 20 lbs from all this Puckerman baking though.
Puck: Not a dig at all (though nice pun). Just thought it was a funny card.
Puck: I'm glad you like it. I looked pretty hard for a tie you'd like.
Puck: I'm pretty certain you could gain 20lbs and no one would notice. You're like a stick.
Text ✉ Puckbastian
Seb: Deal.
Seb: Put it on your apps that you'd prefer to go by your middle name.
Puck: That's the plan for now.
Three words
That’s a funky combination, I bet it was probably delicious. You could have added chocolate chips to the mix though. Just saying. Yeah, it’s whatever.
It was pretty delicious, you should try it sometime. It seemed like it already had enough sugar, plus we didn’t have any chocolate chips at the time.
Text ✉ Puckbastian
Seb: That is the general consensus. But I took time to learn cane tricks.
Seb: Well I'm really glad I didn't call you by the other name then.
Seb: You should use Elijah though. It's nice.
Puck: I can only imagine what you look like doing cane tricks. You'll have to show me and Sara on Saturday.
Puck: I think when I start college I might have people call me that.
Text ✉ Puckbastian
Seb: Maybe. It might be close. I might injure myself with my cane out of boredom.
Seb: Oh shoot! Sorry. I didn't even realize.
Seb: That's a really nice name.
Puck: I don't think you should injure yourself again, gimpy.
Puck: Yeah, my full name is Noah Elijah Puckerman Jr... Not exactly something I advertise though.
Text ✉ Puckbastian
Seb: Boooo! Oh well. I hope he does well.
Seb: Probably not. No hope to bring Noah back? What is your middle name?
Puck: I'm sure you'll survive.
Puck: I don't ever want to go by the same name as my dad. My middle name is Elijah.
Text ✉ Puckbastian
Seb: Are you tutoring every day this week?
Seb: I hope so; I almost called you Puck Puckerman today.
Puck: Yeah, his mom is paying me to help him pass a test on Friday. He has geometry last hour.
Puck: While that's amusing, that's not my name. I've considered going by my middle name... since I probably can't go by Puck forever.
