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So Many Whippersnappers
It’s been about a year since we forgot to edit last year’s New Apple Shit episode, but don’t you worry, not only have we returned to give you the Apple Nonsense you crave in your heart, but we also talk about: Colonoscopies! Doctors who suck at doctoring! Scooters with cavernous pouches for holding things! Thousand-dollar handjobs! And SO MUCH MORE And hey, if you’re looking for the…
The Whimsy Twins
eD! and Jeff are back after a long period of technical nonsense that caused all sorts of issues with their recap of the Apple event, some basic human maintenance that eD!’s been engaging in that has made him feel less like a gnarled old man, details on where they’ve been all this time, and their newfound quest for whimsy! Also, as a side note, eD! owes dbrand an apology — he thinks that his…
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¡Manzanas!
eD! and Jeff are back to talk about a wide assortment of topics, including chocolate bars, language-learning apps, and sunflower seeds! And, y’know, all the stuff from the “Far Out” Apple event that happened on Wednesday. You knew that already, though, since, like, when do we not talk about the bazillions of dollars we just hand our pals in Cupertino?
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None Like It Hot
The Bad Boys of the Internet are back to spoil 1987's "Overboard" for you!
eD! and Jeff stick to their new every-other-week schedule like the extremely dedicated heroes they are to discuss only the hottest topics of the day, even though that day was a few weeks ago! You want example topics? Put on some socks, ’cause we’re about to knock your goofy ass outta ’em! The newest cast memeber for “Fast 10”, and eD!’s dream casting for Vin Diesel’s non-John Cena…
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The Olean of Illness
Looking for a podcast to get real sexy with this Valentine's Day? Friends, have we got good news for you!
eD! and Jeff get back together like a sexy podcasting Voltron to discuss the horrors of feet, the glory of the “Weird Al” biopic, the ongoing nightmare that is the threat of COVID Dick, the heartbreak of heroes lost, the excitement of new sportsball heroes, and memories from decades gone by of a dude who should have been wearing a lot more on the beach! Also, no Dave this episode, so this is a…
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A Nearly Coherent Thanksgiving
Get ready to be extremely thankful.
eD! and Jeff talk about Thanksgiving food preferences, feelings on parades, weird eyebrows, eD!’s teeth, and all sorts of other crap! Listen to this instead of the crazed rantings of your uncle that’s on Facebook too frequently, it’ll be way better.
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If You Listen Carefully, You can Hear Our Wallets Screaming in the Background
If You Listen Carefully, You can Hear Our Wallets Screaming in the Background
eD! and Jeff discuss all the happenings at the September Apple Event! And also Niki Minaj’s cousin’s balls. Yeah, it’s a weird one.
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The Entirety of a Good Breakfast
The Entirety of a Good Breakfast
eD! and Jeff discuss disgraced governors, how to piss off jackasses in a 7-Eleven parking lot, and eD! regales you with the saga of Super Hero, his favorite deli in the universe! Also, we spend like 15 minutes straight talking about a really good egg sandwich, so maybe you should have one of them before you listen to this episode, or else you’ll be sitting there all, “Damn, I shoulda had that…
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Ocular Antibiotic Hot Takes
Ocular Antibiotic Hot Takes
eD! and Jeff discuss eD!’s super-weird vacation, Jeff’s achievement of hitting peak Dad-ness, podcast listening habits, stank-ass celebrities, respond to some listener email! You can listen to the episode where eD!’s eye was last a funky weirdo, Villain Meeting, here. You can also see the dope Zoom Freak 2 shoes eD!’s Dad got by clicking here. And you can take your shitty opinions on “Joker”…
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Broken Streaming Brain
eD! and Jeff discuss the Feast of St. Rocco, new shows they’re watching, how streaming has broken Jeff’s poor brain, and the majesty of The Waffle House! By the way, we know it’s taken a while for new episodes to come out, but if your podcast playing app ever shows you this shit? Shut it, Pocket Casts. It’s a lie. This podcast will be finished when either eD! and/or Jeff are DEAD (especially…
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You're Just Embarrassing Yourself, Roger
You’re Just Embarrassing Yourself, Roger
eD! and Jeff discuss the new Apple MagSafe Battery Pack Thing, other portable battery packs, “Black Widow”, “Luca”, returning to movie theaters, and answer some reader mail! If you, too, would like us to answer your questions in an episode, feel free to submit them through our contact form here.
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Men of Comfort
eD! and Jeff discuss fitness goals, how much eD! loves his new iPads Pro, acceptance of comfort, and new drinks that eD! just found out about while recording this episode! Also: eD!’s local Crossfit was replaced with a new business that will fill your heart with delight.
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The Hydrox of Orange Cartoon Cats
The Hydrox of Orange Cartoon Cats
eD! and Jeff discuss stupid work cliches, Apple’s lossless music plans, weird-ass dreams, and the return of the single greatest food mascot in the history of food mascots, and the history of why he wasn’t around for a while! If you, too, want to read the article eD! references from The Washington Post about the return of The Noid, it’s right here, you goobers.
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It’d be Just as Cool to Call It “Dumb Dumb”
It’d be Just as Cool to Call It “Dumb Dumb”
eD! and Jeff discuss all the goings-on from the WWDC keynote last week, reverse tramp-stamps, eD!’s history with cars, and dumb fitness routines! Also, eD! mentioned that you could find information on the brouhaha with his email service, HEY, at The Verge, but we all know you’re not going to look it up yourself, so you can just click that link to get to it. You’re welcome, you lazy jerks!
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We All Hate “Grease”
We All Hate “Grease”
eD! and Jeff discuss beard coloring, a shared hatred of a beloved movie musical, and dad stereotypes! Also, eD!’s been to a real weird supermarket, extremely dangerous meatloaf, Jeff loves some hard seltzer, and delight at our new hobby, corrupting the children of Canada!
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Dance, Puppets, Dance!
eD!, Jeff, and Dave discuss bullshit holidays, a new theme for Dave’s News Corner, and the latest installment of Tales of the In-Laws, “The Day The Lights Went Out”! This is also a continuation from Cucumbers on the Moon, so for those of you who messaged me to say Jeff’s joke at the end of that episode wasn’t good enough to end on, now you get why I did it, Sandy.
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The Davest Story Ever Told
The Davest Story Ever Told
eD! and Jeff talk about Jeff’s new computer, and, in honor of Dave’s completion of another lap around the sun, regale you once again with the story of Dave’s 21st birthday! Also this episode was recorded before Prince Philip died, so our jokes about how terrible he looked are only somewhat tasteless, not completely tasteless, which is a fun change of pace for us.
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