Holy Human Freak

32yo cat butler 🐾 retired sw 🌹 brain weird 👽 gender outlaw 🏳️‍⚧️ writer & maker 🧶

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[nottithonus]

Ohhhh I see, so when YOU rearrange someone's guts its "Hot" and "Sexy", but when I do it, it's "medical malpractice" and "the act of a deeply disturbed individual"

[sailatina3]

Orgasm denial. Orgasm anger. Orgasm bargaining. Orgasm depression. Orgasm acceptance.

[rcktpwr]

im feeling so sensual and nude

[rcktpwr]

exactly like a crocodile

[bash-ur-brainz]

[nearlyrealpeople]

Nunchaku are just manly flow gymnastics displays

[misericordiia]

wound dressings and bandages are lingerie for the enlightened pervert

[changelingcoded]

how are we feeling today

[rat-king-they-them]

[rodent-detector]

Rat detected. Make him jiggle.

[mutipede]

Holy shit I assume everyone is doing an up and down jiggle and maybe a side to side jiggle but if you jiggle your phone forward and backwards he jiggles in and out, too

[lengthy-artery]

learning that providing people with food when they're experiencing a huge life change has really revolutionised my supportive gift-giving techniques and it works every single time. you've just moved house? takeaway gift card. you have a new baby? takeaway gift card. you're suffering a bereavement? guess what. takeaway gift card. have one evening of not having to thing about cooking or groceries or meal planning. take a little breathing space.

[star-mom-selkie]

happy pride month

[flesheater2000]

Shhhh!

[womanguy]

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[byjove]

could you imagine if it happened this pride month

[drchucktingle]

I LOVE BEING A WRITER IT IS COOL AND FUN

[afemalesebastian]

"Sewing is a gateway drug to thinking through complex problems. It seems really simple; culturally, we make it women's work. Let me tell you: real sewing at any kind of level of proficiency is a bloody magic trick. Sewing, like mold making, involves mental frames that require one to think inside out and backwards. It requires one to work on an order of operations that is often taking into account the reverse. It's a really, really important skill, and if you learn how to sew, you're mostly on your way to carpentry and welding and sheet metal work. I'm not kidding: these are planar forms meeting under rules and conditions. And if you can make a sleeve work, I swear to God, you could build a house."

--Adam Savage