(NOT THE SONIC OSCILLATOR!!)

(...NOT THE SECOND SWITCH!!!) ⚡ call me clover - they/them, it/its if you're nasty - 32

[worldmovingslow]

husband: I'm so glad we finally have our own place! You did such a great job decorating it, honey

fujo wife: Really? You don't think it's kind of...chintzy?

[chaoticneutralwife]

well then can we at least sexualize the problem

[casgirl]

I’m not gonna lie very little has been going according to keikaku these days

[mewvore]

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

[un-monstre]

You would think that Disco Elysium is a sequel to Rhythm Heaven. But it's not that

[shakespearesdaughters]

Ursula K. Le Guin, The Left Hand of Darkness

[recoiled4]

[sonic-oscillator]

makeup came out cute :)

[selkiewizard]

Public transport is a type of horse and I'm a teenage girl who no one understands

[blondebrainpowered]

Two children ignoring the artwork at the San Francisco Museum of Art. ca. 1960s

Photographer: Herb Slodounik

[anti-parent]

did you know that if people disagree with me on the internet it's because they literally can't read. yep. it's because of a functional disability caused by deep structural issues disproportionately affecting poor/racialized people. no no i'm just bringing it up to make fun of it. in a leftist way btw

[anti-parent]

did you know that if people disagree with me on the internet it's because they're literally brain damaged from lead poisoning or COVID-19 infections. yep-

[anti-parent]

some of y'all act like the bad part about saying the r-slur is the word itself and not literally everything else it implies & entails

[scrupulosity-comics]

sometimes instead of a horrid little monk, divine visions of lesbians dance in my head dispensing wisdom

[dykeferatu]

i’m not even that much of a pervert i can just find the eroticism in anything. doesn’t get me bricked up necessarily i just like to appreciate it.

[shes-unforgettable]

This is my new favourite image ever

[geocitiesephemera]

"I have friends in web spaces"

[mochlus]

Disney is doing crazy things in the japanese mobile game sphere rn

[mochlus]

you may be familiar with disney twisted wonderland, the gacha game in which various disney villains are used as direct inspiration for handsome anime boys. well that game was so successful that disney is trying to do it again but this time they're just animeboyifying whatever

here's mickey, goofy, donald, and chip & dale. yeah they turned mickey & friends into anime boys. they're an idol unit or something. they're technically not anime boy versions of the source characters, they have different names. mickey's guy is "Neo Michel". not michael, michel, like he's french. chip & dale are "Ruska Moncrief" and "Ranka Monk", they have different last names, they're not brothers anymore so that they can be yaoibait instead, anyways this post isn't actually about these guys I'm just setting the stage for the actual humanizations I wanted to show you

They also did monsters inc. And. Well it's obvious from the designs who mike and sully are. but you will also notice. the blonde one on the left. with glasses. monsters inc is kind of famously about just the two guys so they didn't really have a lot of other non-villain characters to take anime boys inspiration from, I guess, so, well,

Yeah it's her. they made an anime boy version of the mean receptionist slug. her name is roz btw, as all of boygachagame twitter has become extremely aware of in the past 3 days as we speculated prior to the release of the full image who tf the third guy was. the anime boy's name is "noah slugger". at this point no parody of the types of things gacha games will make gijinkas of will ever be able to live up to what disney is officially spending their own real money on designing

[mothercain-deactivated20231124]

everything in the whole world is erotic. except for sex. sex is too on the nose.