(NOT THE SONIC OSCILLATOR!!)

(...NOT THE SECOND SWITCH!!!) ⚡ call me clover - they/them, it/its if you're nasty - 32

[mobiused]

[freedrawing]

Analyzing Children’s Art, Rhoda Kellogg 1970

[beneathsilverstars]

tomorrow i have to give my daughter’s pikachu plushie gender-affirming surgery

[beneathsilverstars]

(original tags: she literally had tears in her eyes while she explained that her pikachu had a boy tail shape. i was like hey she can still be a girl. all we know from her body shape is what her body is shaped like. maybe if we asked her she would say that she feels like she’s really a girl. and my kid was like BUT POKEMON CANT TALK 😭😭😭😭 so i was like ‘ok. pikachu. if you want to use he/him say ‘pika’. if you want to use she/her say ‘chu’. and if you want smth else say ‘pikachu’’. and my daughter had her say ‘chu’ and i was like see there you go! now. she doesn’t HAVE to change her tail shape. she can totally be a girl with a rectangle tail. but if she would feel more comfortable with heart shape bc she prefers it, or so that people won’t assume she’s a boy, i can make that happen. so pikachu what do you think? do you want tail surgery? and pikachu agreed enthusiastically! so. plushie gender-affirming surgery first thing tomorrow i guess!)

her results look great, congrats pikachu! 💖⚡️🏳️‍⚧️

[reinapepiada]

shipping a consensual, safe & sane pairing all the while i'm shaking my head in disapproval so the audience knows i still love wildly toxic abusive fictional dynamics

[thestrawberrydreams]

Inclusive language is for everyone!!

[hawkpartys]

Black-crowned Night Heron (Nycticorax nycticorax) observation by eleggua

happy pride

[ccarygrant]

DESIGN FOR LIVING (1933) dir. Ernst Lubitsch

[preyingforsnuff]

I'm not just a monsterfucker I also love them romantically

[byjove]

could you imagine if it happened this pride month

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

hey umm you know how sometimes I suspend your sidekick upside down over a bubbling vat of green acid as like, bait? I know it makes you mad but I’ve done it a ton and it’s been fine. well I did it again tonight and uhh the blood pooled in his head and like. well he died. idk if it was the fumes or if he had some kind of post covid autonomic stuff going on or what. what but what matters is that it wasn’t on purpose. you know me you know that’s not my style.

[achillesinhighheels]

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Me, passing a car covered in horny thirst-trap anime girl stickers: while I personally find this to be cringe, given the national push for censorship, I must concede that this is technically Praxis.

[raisinchallah]

literally thank god sex isnt real and was just invented by big fiction to emphasize greater social and psychological themes i was getting scared id have to do all that

[abyssal-ilk]

you ever get so into the whole "it would have been good if it was good" thing that it gets kind of embarrassing. it would have been good if it was good but it's Not and in fact it's maybe worse than anything else but unfortunately. it still could have been good. if it was go

[dankxsinatra]

[roxylalonde]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

does the body ALWAYS have to keep the score? maybe we could just have a friendly game this time. maybe we can just have fun without putting numbers on it

[hotvampireadjacent]