la solitude est la pire des morts

Spy for Blu, call me Rei. They/she/he

[pinky-lemon]

support shenanigans

[hohokev-deactivated20220829]

[donvanvliets-deactivated2015051]

the ol’ razzle dazzle

[pleasedonttellmymom69]

IM SCREAMING

[nearlysilentkiller]

Bonjour, I return for the evening.

[cooltf2facts]

The mercenaries have gone out for the night on a special, urgent mission. I’m left alone at the base...perhaps I will snoop through their rooms.

[nearlysilentkiller]

I would prefer you didn’t, thank you.

[barehandedkiller]

SOMEONE TOLD ME KNOWLEDGE IS POWER SO I AM ON MY WAY TO PUNCH SOME BOOKS!!!

[sniper-at-spencers]

Mate... That ain't how it works

[barehandedkiller]

THATS HOW GAINING POWER WORKS!! YOU CAN JOIN ME!

[sniper-at-spencers]

Sorry mate, ya actually gotta eat em. Ingest the knowledge

[barehandedkiller]

GENIUS!!!

I AM NOW GOING TO HAVE PAPERBACK STEAK AND EAT THE CRUST OF THE BOOKS!

[sniper-at-spencers]

Yeah have fun B)

[nearlysilentkiller]

That's... Not a very nice trick I think.

[barehandedkiller]

TRICK? AS IN TRICK OR TREAT? AS IN HALLOWEEN? AS IN MERASMUS?? AS IN DO I HAVE TO PUNCH A FOOL AS A TREAT? A TREAT FOR ME?

[nearlysilentkiller]

Non, sir, books are not edible.

[barehandedkiller]

SOMEONE ALSO TOLD ME I COULDNT MAKE MY DESK A LITERAL GRILL AND I SURE SHOWED THEM!

[nearlysilentkiller]

Monsieur Hale, you can't digest paper.

[barehandedkiller]

WHY BLOODY NOT?

[nearlysilentkiller]

The body is not made to eat such, and paper is bleached.

[barehandedkiller]

WHO SEASONS PAPER?

[boltsnwrenches]

That ain't season or spice.

[nearlysilentkiller]

He's correct, bleach is not a spice. The fact that you think so is concerning to me.

[barehandedkiller]

WHAT IS AND ISNT A SPICE? WAIT I GOT A LIST!

BLEACH

PAPROCKA?

SHREDDED PAPER

RAW STEAK JUICE! ADDS FLAVOR

LEAVES CHOPPED UP CALLED MINT??

GRATED CHEESE

[nearlysilentkiller]

Non

It's paprika but yes.

Non.

That's... Dangerous.

Oui.

Close, but no. That's a topping.

[barehandedkiller]

GOOD TO KNOW!! I WILL NOW DEFEAT GORDON RAMSAY! WAIT WHAT IS THE BLOODY DIFFERENCE OF SPICES AND TOPPINGS?

[nearlysilentkiller]

Spices are typically mixed in, while toppings are added on top. This is not the set in stone rule, of course, but generally speaking.

[barehandedkiller]

SOMEONE TOLD ME KNOWLEDGE IS POWER SO I AM ON MY WAY TO PUNCH SOME BOOKS!!!

[sniper-at-spencers]

Mate... That ain't how it works

[barehandedkiller]

THATS HOW GAINING POWER WORKS!! YOU CAN JOIN ME!

[sniper-at-spencers]

Sorry mate, ya actually gotta eat em. Ingest the knowledge

[barehandedkiller]

GENIUS!!!

I AM NOW GOING TO HAVE PAPERBACK STEAK AND EAT THE CRUST OF THE BOOKS!

[sniper-at-spencers]

Yeah have fun B)

[nearlysilentkiller]

That's... Not a very nice trick I think.

[barehandedkiller]

TRICK? AS IN TRICK OR TREAT? AS IN HALLOWEEN? AS IN MERASMUS?? AS IN DO I HAVE TO PUNCH A FOOL AS A TREAT? A TREAT FOR ME?

[nearlysilentkiller]

Non, sir, books are not edible.

[barehandedkiller]

SOMEONE ALSO TOLD ME I COULDNT MAKE MY DESK A LITERAL GRILL AND I SURE SHOWED THEM!

[nearlysilentkiller]

Monsieur Hale, you can't digest paper.

[barehandedkiller]

WHY BLOODY NOT?

[nearlysilentkiller]

The body is not made to eat such, and paper is bleached.

[barehandedkiller]

WHO SEASONS PAPER?

[boltsnwrenches]

That ain't season or spice.

[nearlysilentkiller]

He's correct, bleach is not a spice. The fact that you think so is concerning to me.

[barehandedkiller]

WHAT IS AND ISNT A SPICE? WAIT I GOT A LIST!

BLEACH

PAPROCKA?

SHREDDED PAPER

RAW STEAK JUICE! ADDS FLAVOR

LEAVES CHOPPED UP CALLED MINT??

GRATED CHEESE

[nearlysilentkiller]

Non

It's paprika but yes.

Non.

That's... Dangerous.

Oui.

Close, but no. That's a topping.

[barehandedkiller]

SOMEONE TOLD ME KNOWLEDGE IS POWER SO I AM ON MY WAY TO PUNCH SOME BOOKS!!!

[sniper-at-spencers]

Mate... That ain't how it works

[barehandedkiller]

THATS HOW GAINING POWER WORKS!! YOU CAN JOIN ME!

[sniper-at-spencers]

Sorry mate, ya actually gotta eat em. Ingest the knowledge

[barehandedkiller]

GENIUS!!!

I AM NOW GOING TO HAVE PAPERBACK STEAK AND EAT THE CRUST OF THE BOOKS!

[sniper-at-spencers]

Yeah have fun B)

[nearlysilentkiller]

That's... Not a very nice trick I think.

[barehandedkiller]

TRICK? AS IN TRICK OR TREAT? AS IN HALLOWEEN? AS IN MERASMUS?? AS IN DO I HAVE TO PUNCH A FOOL AS A TREAT? A TREAT FOR ME?

[nearlysilentkiller]

Non, sir, books are not edible.

[barehandedkiller]

SOMEONE ALSO TOLD ME I COULDNT MAKE MY DESK A LITERAL GRILL AND I SURE SHOWED THEM!

[nearlysilentkiller]

Monsieur Hale, you can't digest paper.

[barehandedkiller]

WHY BLOODY NOT?

[nearlysilentkiller]

The body is not made to eat such, and paper is bleached.

[barehandedkiller]

WHO SEASONS PAPER?

[boltsnwrenches]

That ain't season or spice.

[nearlysilentkiller]

He's correct, bleach is not a spice. The fact that you think so is concerning to me.

[cat-lover-1001]

[barehandedkiller]

SOMEONE TOLD ME KNOWLEDGE IS POWER SO I AM ON MY WAY TO PUNCH SOME BOOKS!!!

[sniper-at-spencers]

Mate... That ain't how it works

[barehandedkiller]

THATS HOW GAINING POWER WORKS!! YOU CAN JOIN ME!

[sniper-at-spencers]

Sorry mate, ya actually gotta eat em. Ingest the knowledge

[barehandedkiller]

GENIUS!!!

I AM NOW GOING TO HAVE PAPERBACK STEAK AND EAT THE CRUST OF THE BOOKS!

[sniper-at-spencers]

Yeah have fun B)

[nearlysilentkiller]

That's... Not a very nice trick I think.

[barehandedkiller]

TRICK? AS IN TRICK OR TREAT? AS IN HALLOWEEN? AS IN MERASMUS?? AS IN DO I HAVE TO PUNCH A FOOL AS A TREAT? A TREAT FOR ME?

[nearlysilentkiller]

Non, sir, books are not edible.

[barehandedkiller]

SOMEONE ALSO TOLD ME I COULDNT MAKE MY DESK A LITERAL GRILL AND I SURE SHOWED THEM!

[nearlysilentkiller]

Monsieur Hale, you can't digest paper.

[barehandedkiller]

WHY BLOODY NOT?

[nearlysilentkiller]

The body is not made to eat such, and paper is bleached.

[barehandedkiller]

SOMEONE TOLD ME KNOWLEDGE IS POWER SO I AM ON MY WAY TO PUNCH SOME BOOKS!!!

[sniper-at-spencers]

Mate... That ain't how it works

[barehandedkiller]

THATS HOW GAINING POWER WORKS!! YOU CAN JOIN ME!

[sniper-at-spencers]

Sorry mate, ya actually gotta eat em. Ingest the knowledge

[barehandedkiller]

GENIUS!!!

I AM NOW GOING TO HAVE PAPERBACK STEAK AND EAT THE CRUST OF THE BOOKS!

[sniper-at-spencers]

Yeah have fun B)

[nearlysilentkiller]

That's... Not a very nice trick I think.

[barehandedkiller]

TRICK? AS IN TRICK OR TREAT? AS IN HALLOWEEN? AS IN MERASMUS?? AS IN DO I HAVE TO PUNCH A FOOL AS A TREAT? A TREAT FOR ME?

[nearlysilentkiller]

Non, sir, books are not edible.

[barehandedkiller]

SOMEONE ALSO TOLD ME I COULDNT MAKE MY DESK A LITERAL GRILL AND I SURE SHOWED THEM!

[nearlysilentkiller]

Monsieur Hale, you can't digest paper.

[barehandedkiller]

SOMEONE TOLD ME KNOWLEDGE IS POWER SO I AM ON MY WAY TO PUNCH SOME BOOKS!!!

[sniper-at-spencers]

Mate... That ain't how it works

[barehandedkiller]

THATS HOW GAINING POWER WORKS!! YOU CAN JOIN ME!

[sniper-at-spencers]

Sorry mate, ya actually gotta eat em. Ingest the knowledge

[barehandedkiller]

GENIUS!!!

I AM NOW GOING TO HAVE PAPERBACK STEAK AND EAT THE CRUST OF THE BOOKS!

[sniper-at-spencers]

Yeah have fun B)

[nearlysilentkiller]

That's... Not a very nice trick I think.

[barehandedkiller]

TRICK? AS IN TRICK OR TREAT? AS IN HALLOWEEN? AS IN MERASMUS?? AS IN DO I HAVE TO PUNCH A FOOL AS A TREAT? A TREAT FOR ME?

[nearlysilentkiller]

Non, sir, books are not edible.

[barehandedkiller]

SOMEONE TOLD ME KNOWLEDGE IS POWER SO I AM ON MY WAY TO PUNCH SOME BOOKS!!!

[sniper-at-spencers]

Mate... That ain't how it works

[barehandedkiller]

THATS HOW GAINING POWER WORKS!! YOU CAN JOIN ME!

[sniper-at-spencers]

Sorry mate, ya actually gotta eat em. Ingest the knowledge

[barehandedkiller]

GENIUS!!!

I AM NOW GOING TO HAVE PAPERBACK STEAK AND EAT THE CRUST OF THE BOOKS!

[sniper-at-spencers]

Yeah have fun B)

[nearlysilentkiller]

That's... Not a very nice trick I think.

[euchron]

he

[littlecalliflower]

Hi Sunshine's! Dis may be late or early in da day for ya but just wanted to ask you to take care of your mental health as well as physical! Mental health is just as important! 🤗😙

[nearlysilentkiller]

Reichard Champoux is now open for questions!

[nearlysilentkiller]

//this can be an ask blog too, as a treat

[nearlysilentkiller]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

//In case you want to catch up the story, this is much easier for me to remember to update and includes every entry so far!